Gotham City: Everyone's a Villain

Consider this a stash of chapters. I should continue writing it later, though it'll probably go premium. Bruce Wayne has always thought he was the luckiest of all his counterparts in parallel universes. Although he missed out on twelve or even twenty years with his parents, he was still lucky. After all, trading twenty years for many more years together in the future was a pretty great deal. He was special, and so was their universe. Or you could call it an anomaly, but there's no need to worry about those fuzzy little details. It doesn't change a thing. After all, their family is together now, with healthy parents who are still going strong, and a happy, fulfilling life. Oh, and he has an adopted son, too. Everyone knows Bruce Wayne loves adopting children, after all. He may be different from those Waynes who put on skintight suits and capes to prowl Gotham at night, but when it comes to adopting children, they're all the same. He loves kids, especially his little Richard. He's such a little angel. Bruce's life is happy and carefree. There might be a few minor troubles, but they don't affect his mood. After all, he's Brucie, Gotham's sweetheart, the man most favored by Lady Luck, and Gotham's brightest star. Also known as: "This Definitely Isn't My Counterpart" "What's Wrong with This Universe?" "Gotham Has No Batman" There's no main plot, just a lighthearted story about everyday life. Short story, OOC warning!! The characters are completely different! Consider yourself warned!! Canon purists, proceed at your own risk. Otherwise, you'll be upset and so will I. Theme: