A Little Bat's Daily Life

I'm out of inspiration, so I've abandoned this story. Maybe I'll update again if I get the urge, but it's best not to get your hopes up. If I do start again, it'll probably change a lot. Note: This is a brainless story. If you take it seriously, you've already lost. Doge. I'm Batman. I'm twelve this year. As the youngest member of the Justice League, I often get frustrated with my unreliable teammates. "B, want me to take you home later?" Superman floated over and asked solicitously. "No!" This Kryptonian was trying to waltz into his territory again. "Little Bat, I just snatched up a limited-edition donut today. Here, have it!" Flash shoved the donut into Little Bat's arms. "...I don't need it." "And have some milk, too. Baby Bat's still growing, after all." Green Lantern conjured a tray with his power ring and shoved a glass of milk right in Little Bat's face. Little Bat: "..." The hand holding his Batarang trembled slightly. Green Lantern's forehead was as shiny as ever today. "Here's the data report you need to do today, Batman." Diana gently handed the completed report to Little Bat, whose mood was as dark as a storm cloud. "That's my job, Diana... but thanks." Wonder Woman always treated him like a child, but he could clearly handle things himself. "You're welcome. Also, you're on duty with Arthur today." A laugh like a rumbling bell came from behind him, and the next second, Little Bat's feet were off the ground. "Hey, little bro Bat! It's the two of us on duty again today, hahaha!" Aquaman clamped the back of his head tightly against his chest, which felt like an iron plate. Little Batman thought gravely: This cursed League. Maybe I should just leave the group. This is the story of a twelve-year-old Batman from a parallel world. It jumps back and forth between silly, sweet comedy and serious drama. There's no main plot, just everyday life. Later on, he'll transmigrate to other parallel worlds. A mountain of headcanons, some out-of-character moments, and no fixed timeline. Original characters will appear. No romance. The kid is still young, so no dating allowed. We'll worry about what happens when he grows up later, though I expect the story will be finished by then. Written for love, not for profit. Updates whenever inspiration strikes. Please believe me: there might be some angst, but it's still a sweet little story. Your comments are what motivate me to update. I don't accept criticism without a reason! No need to announce your departure, thanks! Theme: Child labor is immoral!