A Genius Scientist from a Brain-Dead Novel

Le Zhizhen was a celebrated genius scientist, and he knew that he had come from a brainless romance novel. But he didn’t feel inferior, because he was the strongest! The strongest deserved an origin story that was this extraordinary! Some bandage-wearing guy: “So that’s why you knocked on my door naked, asking to use my toilet?!” Le Zhizhen: “No, it’s because after I upgraded my toilet, it’s been nagging me about how strong the chive smell from what I ate yesterday was. It’s so annoying.” Some bandage-wearing guy: “Then why did you upgrade it? Do you think I’m not bothered by that? And stop having such a foul conversation! Also, put on your pants!” Le Zhizhen: “I’ve already taken them off, so why should I put them back on? Why are you so naggy too? Whatever, I’ll go ask Chuuya.” Some bandage-wearing guy: “Stop being a pervert! I don’t want to have to bail you out of the police station for indecent exposure! I’ll say it again! Put your pants on!” As the blurb suggests, this story’s male lead is so foul he’ll leave you gasping for air. Please note: Do not mention other stories under this one, and do not mention my story under other stories. Personal attacks and writing advice are not welcome. If reading this makes you uncomfortable, please escape using the button in the upper-right corner. If you leave, there’s no need to tell me. It means nothing and just wastes time. That’s all. Thank you! The blurb was posted on July 19, 2021, and a screenshot has been saved as proof. Updated February 9, 2022. Theme: Keep smiling, and good luck will follow.