The Great Hero Tang Wrote a Thousand Danmei Stories

[The next novel I'll be working on is Reviving an Abandoned Haunted Mall Made Me Filthy Rich [Business Management]. It has supernatural comedy, business management, people misunderstanding the truth, and an invincible protagonist. The blurb is below.] The author often revises the novel and takes no responsibility for versions posted on other platforms. Tang, a great hero with a hundred secret identities in the martial world, needed to steal an antidote for a poisoned friend. He decided to use one of his female secret identities to seduce a young hero. The disguise and seduction worked, and he stole the antidote, too. But he deceived the young hero's feelings and made a terrible enemy in the process! Now he had one more nemesis! A year later, his nemesis and Great Hero Tang met again. They stood on opposing sides, and before the fight began, Great Hero Tang wanted to find out whether his nemesis had fallen for him in women's clothes or as a man. He had a sudden inspiration and began telling a melodramatic, tangled romance between two men. The story shocked his nemesis so badly that he could barely contain himself, yet he couldn't stop listening and wanted nothing more than to hear the ending. But Great Hero Tang gave him an open ending, barely any better than an unfinished one. His nemesis stormed off, intending to return and lead his people in an attack on Great Hero Tang's sect. Great Hero Tang had another sudden inspiration and immediately launched into the next melodramatic, outrageous romance between two men. His nemesis was shocked beyond words. He cursed the story, but still wanted to hear more. After telling stories for one thousand and one nights, Great Hero Tang had finished a thousand juicy, melodramatic romances between men. Along the way, his nemesis discovered that the hero had a pure and unconventional soul, as well as a writing style as enchanting as magic. And his stories were always missing a beginning or an ending, their conclusions impossible to predict. But the story of the nemesis and the hero did reach its conclusion: he became the hero's fan, fell in love with his stories, and then fell in love with him. In the end, their story didn't get cut short. They got their happy ending. A righteous-looking, gorgeous, unscrupulous merchant bottom X an upright civil servant top whose moral boundaries become very flexible around the bottom I had just quit that shady quick-money company when I sued it. It was a dishonest, untrustworthy business that had cheated countless franchisees, ruined countless lives, and left people drowning in debt. During my lonely period of unemployment, I somehow inherited a magical business-management System. Good news: The System gave me an entire five-story mall from the start. Bad news: It's full of ghosts. What a kind System. In this age of spiritual qi revival, ghosts are everywhere around large buildings, but developers aren't exactly honest enough to tell you that. The stores currently unlocked by the mall System are: 1. [The Workhorses Are Getting Off Work Milk Tea Shop] 2. [We Guarantee Your Life Fashion Shop] 3. [No One's Faking a Fall Ice Rink] 4. [Meal Replacement Stationery Shop] 5. [No Arguing Audio and Video Store] What a kind System. These names might sound bizarre, but every one of these was a real viral store that operated in the mall before. They gradually shut down ten years ago after it became haunted. The shops are all well built, so they can open again once they're cleaned up. The System also listed a few mall rules for [Don't Be Reckless If You Don't Want to Die]: 1. If yesterday's shop assistant is still working today, act as though everything is normal. Ideally, pretend you're still in yesterday. 2. If you accidentally enter the fashion shop, use Bitcoin to buy an outfit. If you don't have any, you can temporarily pay with your lifespan. 3. After falling at the ice rink, declare at once that you're not faking an injury. This will help you avoid being assisted and watched by nonhuman creatures. 4. If the stationery in the stationery shop starts writing on its own, don't read it. If you discover that you can understand the writing, report it immediately. 5. Buy a record player and take it home. Your relations with the neighbors will improve significantly. 6. But the number of neighbors will also decrease. What a kind System. These ghosts follow the rules of supernatural horror stories, and even the ghosts assigned by the System are more considerate than certain people. My task is simple: hire some professional security personnel as mall employees, clean up shops that have been haunted for ten years, attract tenants and customers, and get everything on the same page. Then get filthy rich and bring the mall back to life! Wow, luck still hasn't let me off the hook. The kind System even remembered to remind me: During business hours, deal properly with the official personnel who periodically break in. They only come to inspect the mall's safety, so be polite. City management in an age of spiritual qi revival, got it. I asked the System what the head of the area's safety management personnel was called. Would we have to meet often? The kind System had only one thing to say: Don't worry, Host. You've met this older brother before. Late at night, the abandoned mall that had been silent for ten years suddenly erupted with a violent surge of spiritual energy. Ghosts throughout the city stirred uneasily. Wang Zhan, an elite spirit police officer and captain of the Special Affairs Bureau, slowly raised his head and looked toward the mall, abandoned for a full decade. "Something..." "Has awakened inside that mall." The pre-release for my self-love story is Is This Immortal Lord Actually a Demon Venerable in a Parallel World? The immortal lord, revered by everyone, tore a rift in space and time during a fight and arrived in a parallel world. There, he discovered that his counterpart had not only betrayed the Immortal Sect, but had also become the Demon Venerable who wreaked havoc across the Three Realms!? A self-love pairing: me as the immortal lord X me as the Demon Venerable. The main text is in third person. Please add it to your collection! Theme: Three parts chivalrous spirit in the martial arts, Gu Long's style distilled into Jinjiang wine. Only comedy and passion never go out of fashion.