The World's Greatest Hypocrite [Reborn]

[My next novel is Reviving an Abandoned Haunted Mall Made Me Rich Beyond Measure [Business Management], a supernatural comedy + business management + mistaken assumptions + invincible protagonist story. The blurb is below!] It was bad enough to get killed by an assassin. But then he had to be reborn as the assassin's son. Heaven really had it in for him. Fortunately, he still had his memories and his nature was unchanged. All he had to do was be reborn, settle his scores, trick his cheap dad, and stir up the whole martial world. Unfortunately, all the male supporting characters were scene-stealers, his CP was a peculiar jerk, and no one believed that he was actually a hypocrite. The male lead could only feel helpless (and secretly thrilled). This is not a father-son CP, but the dad is an important character in the main plot. Content warnings: This is a minefield, a huge minefield. It was written almost ten years ago, and was my first serious danmei story. Everyone's sexual preferences are all over the place! It's only suitable for readers with no triggers and deep aficionados of wuxia. This is an old-school ensemble martial arts story. Before the two protagonists meet, they have had quite a lot of emotional and physical experiences, along with trauma of both body and mind. For details, see the content warnings in the author's note of Chapter One. Also, I've heavily revised it. Stolen copies are incomplete, and you'll miss key plot points. Official readers can unlock three bonus chapters. I'll probably add more bonus chapters later. My next novel is Reviving an Abandoned Haunted Mall Made Me Rich Beyond Measure [Business Management]. Here's the blurb. Add it to your library! Congratulations! This is a mall management System, and your distant cousin has designated you as the sole heir to this System! The System comes with a luxurious, brand-new five-story mall in a prime location. Several of its shops already have tenants. As the mall's only living owner, all you need to do is encourage the deceased tenants to bravely pick up their heads, develop their shops, and attract living customers, and you can revive the mall that's been abandoned for ten years and make a fortune together! Shen Fengjia had just returned from his uncle's funeral when he looked at the lively mall System hovering over his head and was left utterly speechless. Shops currently unlocked according to the System: Really Alive Milk Tea Shop. Its slogan is: People can be dead, but work must go on! Drinks: Pearl milk tea with no pearls Desserts: Lucky Brand coffin cakes Accepted currency: Bitee Coin Shen Fengjia frowned. "This ad..." System (a little nervous): "Host, did you notice anything unusual?" Shen Fengjia: "The location's good, and the tenants are lively, but the mall isn't in the delivery zone. The first shop I unlocked is a milk tea shop, and who still goes to a shop to drink milk tea these days? If I shake up some milk tea, who's going to deliver it? Where are my delivery riders?" System (relieved): "As expected of the mall owner we've chosen. You actually spotted the only unusual thing about this ad..." Shen Fengjia, impatiently: "So, can I get delivery riders or not?" System: "As long as you manage the mall diligently, delivery riders will drop in. Bitee Coin won't keep falling forever." Shen Fengjia: "You just said it would fall, didn't you? And I'm supposed to run a mall this big all by myself? Where are my trusted aides?" System: "No need to worry. As long as you manage the mall diligently, you can hire staff such as [the golden delivery rider who has survived three natural disasters], [the handsome security guard who repeatedly bounces back to life after being swallowed by an evil god], [the legendary saleswoman who can even trick ghosts into buying health supplements], [the Republican-era child prodigy chef who can dice anything into mincemeat], and [the top-notch repairman whom even your late uncle couldn't stop praising]." Friendly reminder: Once you unlock these very spirited employees, they'll inspire the thoroughly spiritless shopkeepers to lift their heads and serve the lively human customers with more spirit. Please manage your shops diligently and usher in the era of the super-profitable ghost mall! Also, here's a pre-release for a selfcest story: Is This Immortal Lord Actually a Demon Venerable in a Parallel World? The revered Immortal Lord tore open a rift in space-time during a fierce battle and landed in a parallel world, only to discover that his counterpart had not only betrayed the Immortal Sect, but had also become the Demon Venerable who was wreaking havoc across the Three Realms!? Selfcest CP: Me, the Immortal Lord X Me, the Demon Venerable. The main story is in third person. Come on, add it to your library! Theme: A gentleman is judged by his actions, not his intentions