A Development Report on the Interstellar Prison

What would you do if, just when your future seemed reasonably bright (or so you thought), you were suddenly transported to a place filled with all kinds of vicious aliens, where both your life and your chastity were in grave danger? Would you use the natural survival skills of a weak species to stay alive at all costs? Live a timid, miserable life? Find a powerful patron and cling to his coattails? As the weakest being in the galaxy, and the last surviving Earthling, Cheng Lei says, "I've done all of the above." But fate is so heartless. It's even more heartless toward a weak Earthling who keeps getting himself into trouble! Luckily, a wildly arrogant, impossibly cool, [beep]ing powerful patron is willing to let him cling to his coattails. Otherwise, he'd just keep dying over and over. This is the story of a uniquely charming little Earthling lamb and an aggressively dominant alien seme, hand in hand as they create a beautiful future. Cue the flowers!! Theme: