[Harry Potter] You Blew Up Hogwarts

I'm going to blow up the school The sun shines down, the portraits smile at me. The phoenix says, "Good morning, good morning, Why have you got a bomb strapped to your back?" I'm going to blow up the school, and the headmaster doesn't know. Wave my wand and run like mad, With a thunderous boom, Hogwarts goes flying!!! The great castle that has stood for a thousand years in the British wizarding world, a place of the most wondrous and mysterious power, a symbol in the hearts of British wizards, the oldest school in wizarding history, Hogwarts... has been blown up! Xiwier: Yes, I did it. Harry: You blew up Hogwarts. Draco: You blew up Hogwarts. Snape: You blew up Hogwarts. Sirius: You blew up Hogwarts. Voldemort: You blew up Hogwarts. Dumbledore: You blew up Hogwarts? Gellert: You blew up Hogwarts? Salazar and Godric: You blew up Hogwarts? Xiwier: QAQ Help! How is it my fault that Hogwarts blew up? The artsy version of the blurb I gouge out my heart and offer it to the flames. I pour out my blood and give it to the flowing waters. I break my bones and bury them in the earth. I tear apart my soul and sacrifice it to the breeze. I was born to be a sacrifice. It must be so. ↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑ Actually, all of that is pointless. It looks grand, but it's completely useless. Yeah, the author just couldn't hold back the urge to be artsy! So why did I even write this? [Lost in thought] Anyway, just read the blurb above. Mwah! ##The Author Has Some Things to Say## [Important] About the update schedule: This isn't an update-when-I-feel-like-it situation, it isn't! I will still do my best. Generally, it's probably weekly... but I haven't had much time lately... The author is squeezing out tiny bits of time to write qwq The update schedule is uncertain, and as someone with a serious case of OCD, I proofread after every update, so an update might just mean I'm revising the story. Yes, I'm the kind of author who finishes writing something, then a few days later thinks, "What the heck did I write? This is so embarrassing, I want to disappear forever." orz Anyway, daily updates are basically impossible. About the story's all-over-the-place style: The author used to write historical fantasy and was wholeheartedly devoted to carefree classical prose. Then one day, the author went to the cinema and saw Fassbender's captivating eyes. Yeah, ever since then, the style has been trying to catch up with the feel of Western fiction in translation. But the old habits from writing historical fantasy are still there, and this story was an unreliable idea to begin with. So, all you great writers who find my style strange, please don't tease me qwq Lastly: Yeah, this story will probably be pretty long. Right now I'm mainly working on the Touken Ranbu story next door. I'll scatter updates here from time to time. The next story I'll work on is the boss next door. Yeah, I'll start that one after this story reaches 50 chapters. I love Salazar, even though I'm a lion. [Stretches out a paw] But aren't Gryffindors supposed to love Slytherins? Little angels, remember to leave comments! Seeing comments makes me so happy and gives me motivation! If there are loads of comments or lots and lots of people bookmark this, maybe I'll drop an extra update! I'll keep writing this story if anyone likes it. Otherwise, I'll just fill it in slowly. The stats aren't very good, after all. =-=