Even Mr. World Wants to Go on Strike Today

As a two-dimensional Heavenly Will whose job is to maintain world peace, Asahi Makoto also has the side gig of protecting himself. He soon discovers that Japan is quite something. Take a few steps down the street, and eight out of ten young people could threaten world peace. Like the terrorist organization that keeps blowing up bombs and shooting up Suzuki Tower every other day. "Hey, could you go easy on my nose? It'll be ruined if you blow it up again!" Or the mafia that can destroy the world at the drop of a hat. "Wait, what kind of mafia has that much destructive power?" Or the elementary schooler who leaves a trail of deaths everywhere he goes, seriously dragging down the world population. "Kid, there's something wrong with you." Asahi Makoto silently covered his face, thinking how exhausting it was to protect himself. He really wanted to quit! *No pairings in this story. Mr. World doesn't need love. *Before going premium, I'll try to update daily, with an occasional day off. After going premium, there will be daily updates, with bonus chapters possible. *Bonus chapter rules after going premium: One bonus chapter for every 100 likes. One bonus chapter when a chapter receives over 100 valid comments of at least two points each. One bonus chapter for the currently updating premium story for every 500 new follows. One bonus chapter for every five meaningful long reviews of at least 1,000 characters. Three chapters on the day of a large tip. Theme: Maintaining peace and stability in the world is every citizen's responsibility.