I Really Want to Kill Myself Today, Too

When Anslot woke up, he discovered that all the secret identities he'd created in the game had become real. The gentle, holy Son of the Divine Court, said to be the person closest to God. The dashing, carefree Federation's richest man. The rebellious, arrogant, do-as-he-pleases adventurer and great pirate. The future Insect King, who would rule the insect race as a male and keep the Queen in check. Of course, the most outrageous identity was the one he had now: the empire's eldest princess, who was about to be forced to pretend to be a man and ascend the throne. Anslot: I really want to beat myself to death today, too. *The Emperor of the Empire: Anna, swear to me that you will never reveal your identity as a woman to anyone, and that you will never marry. You will become the emperor of this country. Anslot smiled on the outside, cursing inwardly: I'm a man to begin with. *At the new emperor's coronation, the Divine Court's cardinal apologized to the ruler because the Pope had been forced to miss the ceremony while preparing for a surprise attack by the Starsea Pirate King. The new emperor of the empire, who was also the Pope and the Pirate King, blinked guiltily: If I hadn't needed to distract you all, I wouldn't have had to fight myself, right? *One day, a reporter for the Interstellar Daily interviewed a wealthy Federation tycoon rumored to have an improper relationship with the Emperor of the Empire. "Mr. Phoenix, what do you think of the newly appointed chief of staff of the Federation?" Dawn smiled without answering, inwardly speechless: If I say he's great, are you going to start another rumor about me and myself? *The male lead's greatest talent is fighting himself, and teaming up with himself to fight himself. *An atypical spacefaring, futuristic fantasy story. It's not orthodox fantasy, and it's not exactly proper sci-fi either. In short, it's a story about a drama queen with a whole collection of secret identities. Message: There is no [...]