Even though this has been taken off the VIP list, I'll probably revise and rewrite it after I finish Renxing. It won't be as complete as I originally planned, but I'll do my best to finish it.
The Saniwa Wangshu.
They say he is the demigod child born of the powerful shrine maiden Saio Yueju and a god, and that he possesses all kinds of incredible abilities.
After the death of the last relative willing to care for him, Wangshu resolutely accepted a position with the Time Government to fulfill their dying wish: find his legendary divine father at a certain citadel.
But... after looking over the swords at the citadel, the silver-haired, heterochromatic-eyed boy, who had never even seen his mother's face, realized that his own appearance wasn't going to help him figure out which one was the irresponsible deadbeat god!
So, on his first day at the citadel, before he had even managed to figure out who his dad was, the Saniwa received word that the swords sent on an expedition had gone missing.
To rescue his old man, who might be among the missing, the Saniwa packed his bags and set off on a transmigration journey.
(1)
I thought you were all arrogant, cool, and edgy, and had fallen into darkness. So who are all these sweet little fools?
With Spider Pill, dug out of Naraku's heart, in his left hand, and the Shinsengumi, fished out of Elizabeth's stomach, in his right, the Saniwa rolled his eyes with perfect elegance and courtesy.
(2)
My teacher Seimei always thinks his thousand-year-younger self was an idiot, and his shikigami even want to beat up that younger version of him.
Should I watch the show, watch the show, or eat melon while watching the show? Help, I'm waiting online!
(3)
What does Otsutsuki Kaguya taste like?
Sweet and sour, with a little salt.
What about Black Zetsu?
Tastes like chicken, and it's crunchy!
# The person the protagonist thinks is his dad might be his dad, or might not. Call it Schrodinger's Dad.
# The protagonist's father is the original body, while the ones at the citadel are split bodies. In a sense, the split bodies can't count as his dad.
# All swords under heaven are my dads. Everyone at the citadel is wondering today whether they might be the Lord's, General's, or Master's father.
# Please don't take anything anyone says in this story at face value. They're only talking about what they believe, or deliberately misleading you, =w= including me.
This is not a dark citadel, this is not a dark citadel. The swords here are a bunch of cynical, conceited sweethearts who think they're dark and edgy, hahaha. Only a few of the old men have any real schemes.
The protagonist's thoughts jump all over the place. He's a little scatterbrained, face-blind, bad with names, hopeless at finding his way, and occasionally suffers from selective amnesia.
The protagonist's relationship with his mother isn't like a human mother and son, because humans and sword tsukumogami cannot have children together by blood.
So this is a story about an unusually minded Saniwa and the sweethearts at his citadel, who think they're incredibly cool, edgy, and dark. Together, they cause chaos as they travel around the world to find the Saniwa's father.
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And now, some recommendations for my friends' novels.
Romance:
[Anime Crossover] → [Crossover] Clear Skies and Calm Seas → When you meet a corrupted tsukumogami, beat them twice if they refuse to listen. If they go berserk and get all glass-hearted, hit them all in the face with Soul-Piercing Thrusts.
[Western Crossover] → [Western Crossover] The Allergy Hero → Couple: undecided, but it's definitely a superhero. One-line summary: Touch anything, and you get an allergic reaction.
[Western Crossover] → [Crossover] My Memory's Gone Bad Again → One-line summary: Do it to the heavens, the earth, and the air. Everyone loves Alice.
Boys' love:
[Anime Crossover] → His Majesty, the Hero King of Camelot → Couple: Gilgamesh x Saber Arthur. One-line summary: The Hero King raising King Arthur.
[Ongoing] → The Boss's Road to Self-Destruction [Western Fantasy] → (Wakes up one morning and finds himself turned into a skeleton.
[Anime Crossover] → [Crossover] The Magus King Is a Fine Tradition → One-line summary: Work hard to raise young Solomon back to six feet tall!
[Anime Crossover] → The European Champion Is Still Getting Lost Today → Couple: Seimei x Gudao. One-line summary: Let me go back! I still have to save the world!
[[Crossover] Illumi's Diary → [Crossover] Illumi's Diary → Couple: Hisoka x Illumi. One-line summary: A diary about a poker-faced man struggling to maintain his persona.
I've got a cover now, yay! Thanks to Susu @ Planet Su for making it. Mwah, love you!
Preliminary setting: A Mary Sue time traveler took over a Dark Honmaru and used the full charm value to get the swords of the whole Honmaru. Then he did this to the knives and left happily after a year [to go whore to others]. There was left an egg [male, unhatched] that could be extracted using the Pregnancy Stone.
Note: This Dark Honmaru does not have a short sword. He has all the knives except the short knife, and all of them have been slept with by Mary Sue time travellers.
Note: The pregnancy stone is a private device. The child conceived by the carrier of multiple people has the blood of everyone, and inherits part of the knowledge [memory] of the person on the father's side. The private device is born with eggs.
Then Dandan accidentally fell into the present world, and that was it.
Good text begins~
Wait, the protagonist's name isn't emmmmm… The name means… what should I call it…?
Just call me Dandan~ It's such a happy decision~
Okay, the name is not important, let's start the text [Why the hell is the name important? I'm telling you!
Dandan was born on a beach. In the evening, the sea surface was dyed bright red by the sun, and the deserted beach background made it look desolate.
After Dandan climbed out of the eggshell, she silently gnawed off her own eggshell, and then... Began to stare at the sea in a daze...
Well, actually he was thinking about the philosophy of life, such as who am I, where am I, and what do I want to do? Then he fell asleep thinking about it...
Then, the next day, he was successfully picked up and taken home by a passing wife.
By the way, the kindhearted person's name is Sawada Nana. She is a very gentle wife and has a 6-year-old son at home.
Nana's mother is very gentle and gave Dandan a nice name: Sawada Sakurako. Sounds like a girl's name? It doesn't matter, it sounds better than Dandan anyway.
Then Dandan... No, Yingzi grew up healthy and happy.
Happy time always passes extremely fast. When Yingzi was 8 years old, he met a strange little talking fox on the way home. Then, Yingzi was fooled into working as a judge of political affairs.
By the way, although Sakurako is young, she grows very fast. Although she is only 8 years old, she is already taller than her 14-year-old brother, with a height of 1.6 Meters. Because she was pampered by Nana's mother who wanted a daughter since childhood, she had long black hair that reached her knees. Because she was born with red and blue eyes, Sakura would usually cover her right eye with her hair, leaving only her blue left eye.
And because of her father, Sakurako is a crossdresser and really loves kimonos. [Jiro:...]
Okay, without further ado, Sakurako's Honmaru when she became the Judge of Gods was a second-hand Honmaru, and her ex-aunt was a European Emperor. How European was she? Even if I can't survive without a short sword... I can't get a short sword inexplicably on the battlefield, and the forged sword never comes out with a short sword. ALL50 only produces Hasebe's kind... Then my ex-aunt couldn't stand the sight of her brothers, so she secretly resigned...
Then after Sakurako took over Honmaru, with the hope of all Honmaru's brothers, she successfully forged Rando Shiro... And then made twenty Randos in a row...
Yingzi silently hid in the two-story building of the God Judge...
Ipichi looked at the pile of chaos Toshiro, and felt that this new judge of the gods was simply poisonous... At least one chaos occurred, and the self-consoling brother happily took away the chaos~
Then, the next day when she was forging swords, Sakurako produced twenty Sayokomonji in a row...
On the third day, twenty Ai Ran Guo Jun were played in a row...
On the fourth day, Sakurako secretly took Ran Airan and Xiaoye out into battle early in the morning...
Then after spending a whole day on the battlefield [crossing out] and leveling up, Sakurako, who was holding a bunch of short swords, thought of the first phase of Honmaru, and finally felt confident and prepared to return to Honmaru...
As a result, it seems that the wrong pill was returned... How can you tell? Because the main building is very shabby_(:з∠)_
There was nothing outside the door, but once inside... It was a dilapidated house inside... It felt like the house would collapse at any time. Can anyone really live inside?
It would be weird if you don't realize something is wrong when you see a scene like this_(:з∠)_
But unexpectedly, when Sakurako stepped into the door, the entire Honmaru was suddenly renovated... If the daggers hadn't also seen the Honmaru that looked like a dilapidated house before, Sakurako would have thought that what she just saw was just an illusion...
Moreover, the swordsmen running out of the main pill are the same as the ones in his own main pill! There is no short sword at all!
[Okay, why is it obvious that everyone has guessed it, this Honmaru is Sakurako's father_(:з∠)_
Then... I suddenly became mentally retarded and didn't know what to write_(:з∠)_That's how it ends~
From then on, Sakurako and his two Honmaru knife masters lived a happy life ~ Oh yeah!
Damn, please update! ! !
Why did I click in without looking at the latest update time? T^T
... Solution to v... Is this what it means to be cheated?
I've been saving for more than a month, and I'm going to look at it today, and I've just updated a chapter.
He Qiu is beaten by his little ancestor every day (?ω?)
Well~ It doesn't matter what the process is~ Anyway, after this and that, the two Honmaru swordsmen and Sakurako lived a happy life~
One year after taking over Honmaru, Sakurako's brother's 15th birthday came, and Sakurako was planning to go to the real world to celebrate her brother's birthday.
After a huge private fight, Hasebe [Dad] from the Dark Honmaru next door successfully fought his way out and won the first place, but was beaten by Sozo Sozo, who was wearing a sexy pink outfit and had a concave shape, to win the place of attendant...
Witnessing helplessly, Sosan Mama, who was dressed in a sexy pink kimono (with the cassock removed but not wearing it), and her daughter Sakurako, who was wearing a cherry pink kimono with bright red cherry blossom petals, disappeared from his eyes. The hsb father felt bitter. With a ferocious look on his face, the hsb father took Sakurako Honmaru's Sozo to the hand-operated room... And then was taught how to be a good person by Zuomonji's father, the extremely short father Saya...
Honmaru boss Saya disdainfully beat up a bunch of stupid dad Hasebe, and then happily took away his Sosanni~
Ah~ Although I really want to go to the present world with my nephew, I still let Zongsanni go first~ Zongsanni is so cute [cross out]
#Okay, let us happily ignore hsb and turn the camera to the real world to see#
Nana's mother happily welcomed Yingzi into the door. When she saw Zongsan's thin body behind Yingzi, she instantly understood Zongsan's identity.
"You... Are Sakurako's biological mother!" Look at this beautiful face~ Nana's mother suddenly used her years of thinking in watching soap operas to come up with all kinds of bloody plots~ She was deeply moved by her imagination, and she held Zongsan's hand with tears in her eyes and pulled him through the door.
Zong San, who was about to introduce himself, was pulled into the door with a confused look on his face...
Nana's mother, who was so moved by her imagination, warmly entertained Zongsan and strongly invited them to stay for a few more days before leaving. Zongsan looked at his daughter [bushi]'s face and agreed softly.
In the afternoon, Sakurako's brother Sawada Tsunayoshi returned home (along with a lot of relatives and friends), and everyone had a lively birthday for little angel Tsunayoshi.
Sakurako's lovely brother Tsunayoshi expressed heartfelt congratulations to Sakurako for finding her biological mother, and suggested that everyone go to a hot spring hotel together tomorrow.
Zong San's father, who was forced to be his mother, was unable to retort and could only acquiesce in the title of mother... [Everyone was moved by Nana's mother's imagination ~ Comparison? ]
The next day, everyone went to the hot spring hotel in Sakura Town next door. Next to the hotel was a shrine, which looked very ancient.
At Li Baoen's suggestion, everyone decided to go to the Higurashi Shrine next door to pay homage.
To be continued…
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging yahooing [scrolling around] I have so many ideas I don't know what to write_(:з∠)_
Hmm... What should I write about? How about the time traveler aunt ♂ dress up as Oda Nobunaga ♀_(:з∠)_ Then in excitement, she accidentally summoned Taito Sosan's fusangshen, and then aunt ♂ became very unhappy because she became Nobunaga ♀, and then started the newspaper office, so aunt dominated the world, Tato Sosan advanced to the demon concubine_(:з∠)_Why not the queen... Because the demon concubine sounds good~ Eh! It seems to have been written! ! ! So what shall I write tomorrow? ! !
The Lost Knife Master's Journey to Science
I Ate up All the Winery
The Sun Shines on the Winery Land
This World Is Just a Comic
[Secret + Comprehensive] Welcome to the World
[Lord of Mysteries] Source Castle Knows Everything
I Heard That I Am Qing Ping Jian
I Also Want to Kill Myself Today
After I Raised a Nest of Sun
Is It Justified to Exhume Myself?
Accidentally Became the Creator
[Comprehensive] I Heard That I Am a Comic Character
Madam, have you given up? ?
Hey, will this article be updated?
Preliminary setting: A Mary Sue time traveler took over a Dark Honmaru and used the full charm value to get the swords of the whole Honmaru. Then he did this to the knives and left happily after a year [to go whore to others]. There was left an egg [male, unhatched] that could be extracted using the Pregnancy Stone. Note: This Dark Honmaru does not have a short sword. He has all the knives except the short knife, and all of them have been slept with by Mary Sue time travellers. Note: The pregnancy stone is a private device. The child conceived by the carrier of multiple people has the blood of everyone, and inherits part of the knowledge [memory] of the person on the father's side. The private device is born with eggs. Then Dandan accidentally fell into the present world, and that was it. Good text begins~ Wait, the protagonist's name isn't emmmmm… The name means… what should I call it…? Just call me Dandan~ It's such a happy decision~ Okay, the name is not important, let's start the text [Why the hell is the name important? I'm telling you! Dandan was born on a beach. In the evening, the sea surface was dyed bright red by the sun, and the deserted beach background made it look desolate. After Dandan climbed out of the eggshell, she silently gnawed off her own eggshell, and then... Began to stare at the sea in a daze... Well, actually he was thinking about the philosophy of life, such as who am I, where am I, and what do I want to do? Then he fell asleep thinking about it... Then, the next day, he was successfully picked up and taken home by a passing wife. By the way, the kindhearted person's name is Sawada Nana. She is a very gentle wife and has a 6-year-old son at home. Nana's mother is very gentle and gave Dandan a nice name: Sawada Sakurako. Sounds like a girl's name? It doesn't matter, it sounds better than Dandan anyway. Then Dandan... No, Yingzi grew up healthy and happy. Happy time always passes extremely fast. When Yingzi was 8 years old, he met a strange little talking fox on the way home. Then, Yingzi was fooled into working as a judge of political affairs. By the way, although Sakurako is young, she grows very fast. Although she is only 8 years old, she is already taller than her 14-year-old brother, with a height of 1.6 Meters. Because she was pampered by Nana's mother who wanted a daughter since childhood, she had long black hair that reached her knees. Because she was born with red and blue eyes, Sakura would usually cover her right eye with her hair, leaving only her blue left eye. And because of her father, Sakurako is a crossdresser and really loves kimonos. [Jiro:...] Okay, without further ado, Sakurako's Honmaru when she became the Judge of Gods was a second-hand Honmaru, and her ex-aunt was a European Emperor. How European was she? Even if I can't survive without a short sword... I can't get a short sword inexplicably on the battlefield, and the forged sword never comes out with a short sword. ALL50 only produces Hasebe's kind... Then my ex-aunt couldn't stand the sight of her brothers, so she secretly resigned... Then after Sakurako took over Honmaru, with the hope of all Honmaru's brothers, she successfully forged Rando Shiro... And then made twenty Randos in a row... Yingzi silently hid in the two-story building of the God Judge... Ipichi looked at the pile of chaos Toshiro, and felt that this new judge of the gods was simply poisonous... At least one chaos occurred, and the self-consoling brother happily took away the chaos~ Then, the next day when she was forging swords, Sakurako produced twenty Sayokomonji in a row... On the third day, twenty Ai Ran Guo Jun were played in a row... On the fourth day, Sakurako secretly took Ran Airan and Xiaoye out into battle early in the morning... Then after spending a whole day on the battlefield [crossing out] and leveling up, Sakurako, who was holding a bunch of short swords, thought of the first phase of Honmaru, and finally felt confident and prepared to return to Honmaru... As a result, it seems that the wrong pill was returned... How can you tell? Because the main building is very shabby_(:з∠)_ There was nothing outside the door, but once inside... It was a dilapidated house inside... It felt like the house would collapse at any time. Can anyone really live inside? It would be weird if you don't realize something is wrong when you see a scene like this_(:з∠)_ But unexpectedly, when Sakurako stepped into the door, the entire Honmaru was suddenly renovated... If the daggers hadn't also seen the Honmaru that looked like a dilapidated house before, Sakurako would have thought that what she just saw was just an illusion... Moreover, the swordsmen running out of the main pill are the same as the ones in his own main pill! There is no short sword at all! [Okay, why is it obvious that everyone has guessed it, this Honmaru is Sakurako's father_(:з∠)_ Then... I suddenly became mentally retarded and didn't know what to write_(:з∠)_That's how it ends~ From then on, Sakurako and his two Honmaru knife masters lived a happy life ~ Oh yeah!
Damn, please update! ! !
Why did I click in without looking at the latest update time? T^T
... Solution to v... Is this what it means to be cheated?
I've been saving for more than a month, and I'm going to look at it today, and I've just updated a chapter.
He Qiu is beaten by his little ancestor every day (?ω?)
Well~ It doesn't matter what the process is~ Anyway, after this and that, the two Honmaru swordsmen and Sakurako lived a happy life~ One year after taking over Honmaru, Sakurako's brother's 15th birthday came, and Sakurako was planning to go to the real world to celebrate her brother's birthday. After a huge private fight, Hasebe [Dad] from the Dark Honmaru next door successfully fought his way out and won the first place, but was beaten by Sozo Sozo, who was wearing a sexy pink outfit and had a concave shape, to win the place of attendant... Witnessing helplessly, Sosan Mama, who was dressed in a sexy pink kimono (with the cassock removed but not wearing it), and her daughter Sakurako, who was wearing a cherry pink kimono with bright red cherry blossom petals, disappeared from his eyes. The hsb father felt bitter. With a ferocious look on his face, the hsb father took Sakurako Honmaru's Sozo to the hand-operated room... And then was taught how to be a good person by Zuomonji's father, the extremely short father Saya... Honmaru boss Saya disdainfully beat up a bunch of stupid dad Hasebe, and then happily took away his Sosanni~ Ah~ Although I really want to go to the present world with my nephew, I still let Zongsanni go first~ Zongsanni is so cute [cross out] #Okay, let us happily ignore hsb and turn the camera to the real world to see# Nana's mother happily welcomed Yingzi into the door. When she saw Zongsan's thin body behind Yingzi, she instantly understood Zongsan's identity. "You... Are Sakurako's biological mother!" Look at this beautiful face~ Nana's mother suddenly used her years of thinking in watching soap operas to come up with all kinds of bloody plots~ She was deeply moved by her imagination, and she held Zongsan's hand with tears in her eyes and pulled him through the door. Zong San, who was about to introduce himself, was pulled into the door with a confused look on his face... Nana's mother, who was so moved by her imagination, warmly entertained Zongsan and strongly invited them to stay for a few more days before leaving. Zongsan looked at his daughter [bushi]'s face and agreed softly. In the afternoon, Sakurako's brother Sawada Tsunayoshi returned home (along with a lot of relatives and friends), and everyone had a lively birthday for little angel Tsunayoshi. Sakurako's lovely brother Tsunayoshi expressed heartfelt congratulations to Sakurako for finding her biological mother, and suggested that everyone go to a hot spring hotel together tomorrow. Zong San's father, who was forced to be his mother, was unable to retort and could only acquiesce in the title of mother... [Everyone was moved by Nana's mother's imagination ~ Comparison? ] The next day, everyone went to the hot spring hotel in Sakura Town next door. Next to the hotel was a shrine, which looked very ancient. At Li Baoen's suggestion, everyone decided to go to the Higurashi Shrine next door to pay homage. To be continued… Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhinging yahooing [scrolling around] I have so many ideas I don't know what to write_(:з∠)_
Hmm... What should I write about? How about the time traveler aunt ♂ dress up as Oda Nobunaga ♀_(:з∠)_ Then in excitement, she accidentally summoned Taito Sosan's fusangshen, and then aunt ♂ became very unhappy because she became Nobunaga ♀, and then started the newspaper office, so aunt dominated the world, Tato Sosan advanced to the demon concubine_(:з∠)_Why not the queen... Because the demon concubine sounds good~ Eh! It seems to have been written! ! ! So what shall I write tomorrow? ! !