[Wuxia Crossover] A Hundred Years of Being Sharp-Tongued!

As a perennially unorthodox Flower Bro from Ten Thousand Flowers Valley, Luo Qingnian's biggest distinguishing trait is how obnoxious her shout chat is. Of course, in a world like Jianxia Qingyuan, where a huge population means all kinds of bizarre shout chat are everywhere, she doesn't stand out much. Until one day, she transmigrates, account and all, into the world of Chu Liuxiang. The most ridiculous part is that while everyone else brings their bags and storage, she somehow brings her shout chat! Luo Qingnian: "One hundred years dedicated to kidney deficiency! Jade Spring, great taste, no sugar!" Chu Liuxiang: "..." Somehow, even though A Luo's way of replenishing inner energy is ingenious, I don't think I want to try it again. Luo Qingnian: "The Nine Needles of Taisu, the cure for every old face in a young body! One needle and your skin sags, two and your hair falls out and your teeth loosen, three and you're instantly old!" Shi Guanyin: "...I'll tear you to pieces!" Luo Qingnian: "Holy crap, Chu Liuxiang, come save me! I've got aggro again!" Luo Qingnian: "Though my Ten Thousand Flowers Valley is skilled in everything from music, chess, calligraphy, and painting to the Five Elements formations, I really don't know much about this." Chu Liuxiang asked curiously, "Then what do you know about?" Luo Qingnian thought for a moment. "Uh... infertility?" Luo Qingnian: "One hundred years dedicated to pulling aggro with shout chat! It's not my fault, it's the System!" This story will be published for a fee next Monday, with four chapters on release day. Please, pirated-content sites, leave me a way to survive. At least don't post it at the same time... Reader's guide: 1. The heroine is a Flower Girl from the Xingyi School of Ten Thousand Flowers Valley. She has no special talents, except for being a smart-mouth. The romance is one-on-one, so proceed with caution if that's not your thing! 2. Some out-of-character moments are inevitable, so please be gentle. The author's heart is made of glass, so please don't give it an unjustified low rating, or read the whole story on a piracy site and then come back to give it a low rating. The author will cry for you to see! 3. No ranking checks, please. 4. Thanks to Shaye for the cover ww, it must have been hard making a cover for your rival, mwah www. The Hua Man Lou fanfic is complete~ The Zhuang Hua fanfic is fully written and being saved up for release. The Prince of Tennis: A Car Accident Leads to a Mess Theme: