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Ying Ji: My kid is the best! He unified the Six Kingdoms and ushered in an era of great unification!
Liu Xuan: My kid is the best! He drove out the Xiongnu and expanded our territory!
Li Yuan's father: My kid is the best! He brought all nations to pay tribute and was hailed as the Heavenly Qaghan!
Wu Shiyue: My kid is the best! She was an empress the likes of whom had never come before and would never come again!
Zhu Shizhen, caught in the middle: I... my kid...
The ancestors of the emperors all looked at the old farmer in unison. Hm?
Ying Zichu: Was Grandpa talking about me or my son?
Liu Bang: Dad was definitely talking about me!
Li Yuan: As the founding emperor, it can only be me. I really did become amazing later!
Wu Zetian: Yes, it should be me. Those useless Wu family members couldn't amount to anything.
Zhu Yuanzhang: It has to be my Biao'er!
When the answer was revealed...
Ying Zichu: It really is my son?!
Liu Bang: It definitely can't be a descendant of Liu Ying!
Li Yuan: How could it be Erlang?
Wu Zetian: As expected of me!
Zhu Yuanzhang: What about my Biao'er? How did it turn out to be the fourth son?
The emperors, already accustomed to hearing people shout, "Long live the emperor!" and sing their praises: Stop complimenting us, stop! Any more and we'll be blushing down to our heels.
But since our ancestors are so happy, shouldn't we expand the neighboring territories a little more, so they'll have more bragging rights?
Parallel universe, alternate history. The main idea is to indulge in a beautiful dream, so please don't take it seriously~
Please add this to your want-to-read list~
White Peach Oolong
Another new-student season has arrived.
That evening, a post on the Provincial Medical University's forum quietly shot to the top.
[Want to know what it feels like to kiss this handsome guy?]
The pinned image was a candid photo of Xie Ci, the Provincial Medical University's poster boy.
-- I want to know too, but for this, we need to tag @Ruan Yu
-- I want to know too, but for this, we need to tag @Ruan Yu
Ruan Yu, the person in question, didn't want to say a word and closed the forum.
The person behind her chuckled, his breath brushing her ear. "Tell me, what does it feel like?"
Cold, reserved campus heartthrob x hardworking little sweetheart trying to catch up with the world
The Days of Raising Kids with Dazai at the Port Mafia
- Have you heard? The Port Mafia boss, Dazai Osamu, suddenly has a daughter.
- For real? That Dazai Osamu?
- Yep! When they first met, he covered the ground beneath the Port Mafia building with thick foam, so Dazai couldn't successfully kill himself. After that, the pistol he used to kill himself turned into a water gun, the pesticide he used to poison himself turned into bitter melon water, and the utility knife he used to cut his wrists turned into a pencil sharpener...
- The kid's still alive?
- Latest news: Nakahara Chuuya took her to buy dresses.
- ...She's his biological daughter. So who is the kid's mom?
One day, Lu Yao discovered to her horror that her mother had disappeared, and her father had turned into someone who looked like he was thinking, "The world has kissed me with pain, so I'll die right in front of it," and wanted to die every chance he got.
After thinking about her mother's usual behavior, Lu Yao decided that to avoid being punished when her runaway mom came back, she had no choice but to embark on the miserable mission of saving her father.
Luckily, her ability was pretty useful. She turned her dad's pistol into a water gun, the pesticide into bitter melon water, and the utility knife into a pencil sharpener...
After working hard for half a year, Lu Yao finally found her mother.
QAQ But can someone tell her why her mother doesn't recognize her anymore!
After dying from overwork, Lu Yinxi transmigrated and discovered that she hadn't just acquired a husband, but a child too.
:) Thanks, but I'd still rather be dead.
No one had ever seen Zhu Qizhen before and said that he had such a decision that was worse than a beast, so he had better not taint the beast. In short, he bribed many underworld officials in his previous life before he was reincarnated as emperor. In other words, Zhu Yuanzhang killed so many heroes and found such a coward in the underworld to be reincarnated as his heir and destroy his country.
Zhu Yuanzhang, I feel, was chosen by Heaven for the sake of social evolution to a country without an emperor. I didn't expect him to be so cruel and selfish, and the sour scholars were too smart to want to change. He wants to turn the people of the country into his personal slaves.
Therefore, during the Song and Ming dynasties, the emperors could be such bastards and made the people miserable, and these adults who had read the books of saints played an important role.
Although we all hope that Jin and Wala can kill all the three things from the Zhao family and Zhu Qizhen. But to be honest, this is indeed impossible. The emperor of the Central Plains is easy to catch but not easy to kill. If caught, it can be used as a long-term meal ticket or a meat ticket. But killing it will add a revenge buff to the entire Central Plains. I have to say that these four things are really causing harm for thousands of years.
Zhu Biao is a good brother, but it is hard to say whether he will be a good emperor. After all, if you want to be a good emperor, you have to touch the interests of many people, and the first one to bear the brunt is the clan.
Although the Ming Dynasty was full of weird emperors who seemed to be reversing the course of history, they were much better than the emperors of the Qing Dynasty and other previous dynasties who seemed to be diligent but actually lost power, humiliated the country and put the nation into ruin.
It is said that when Da Qin uses up its people, it will be thrown away. But at least for one life, the king and his ministers did not bear each other down (except for King Zhaoxiang). The Ming Dynasty really used Qian and Zhang Juzheng and threw them away. Eh...
Have you read history books well? Nonsense
Many people think it is good to travel through the Ming Dynasty. But the Ming Dynasty was worse than the Song Dynasty and the Qing Dynasty. Because in the Ming Dynasty, if you want to live well in the Ming Dynasty, you must first be reincarnated as Zhu.
From the criticism of Zhu Jianshen's establishment of the West Factory, I want to say, read history well, read history well!
It is necessary for Zhu Jianshen to establish the West Factory. Chenghua has been fighting against the civil service group all his life. When Chenghua first succeeded to the throne, the eunuch and leader of the East Factory wore the same pants as the civil service group. Come to think of it, the powerful eunuch in the inner court and the leader of the East Factory belonged to the "political enemy" side... Emperor Chenghua might have died if he had not established the West Factory. From a political standpoint, Concubine Wan Guifei is the Iron Chenghua Party, and is the "line of defense" to protect Emperor Chenghua. "Every time the emperor travels, the concubine must serve in the vanguard" is not only the emotional expression of Zhu Jianshen and Concubine Wan Guishen, but also the situation of Emperor Chenghua! The death of Concubine Wan Gui and Emperor Cheng Hua's "life is not long away" is because the "defense line" is gone, the failure of the political struggle is the foreseeable cruel future, it is not that Zhu Jianshen wants to follow Wan Zhen'er!
The love brain is Zhu Youtang! Zhu Youtang! Not Zhu Jianshen!
I don't want to go into details about Zhu Youtang, but just one thing: at least most of the Ming Dynasty emperors and the civil servants had a "political enemy" relationship. The decline of the Ming Dynasty and even the whole of China began and developed when the Ming Dynasty civil servants harmed the country and benefited civil servants. Chenghua Emperor Zhu Jianshen struggled with the civil service group all his life, and finally lost his life in it. This gives a glimpse of the "hostility" between the emperor and the civil service group. As the successor of Zhu Jianshen, as the emperor of Ming Dynasty, Zhu Youtang actually harmonized with the civil service group to the point of becoming "Renzong". This is equivalent to "surrendering to the enemy"! In the end, Zhu Youtang himself was killed by a bowl of medicine given by the imperial doctor. Even when it was clear that Zhu Youtang was given the wrong medicine by the imperial doctor and died, the successor emperor Zhu Houzhao was unable to deal with this "quack doctor"... Zhu Houzhao, Emperor Wuzong of the Ming Dynasty, finally dissolved in water and died at a young age. This has a lot to do with Zhu Youtang's "enemies" and the extreme snobbery of the civil service group.
It was common sense among the civil servants of the Ming Dynasty that the scholar-bureaucrats constantly castrated the country for their own selfish interests. How could the emperor's "harmony" with them be worthy of praise?
The civil servant group said that Zhu Houzhao built a leopard house to be extravagant and luxurious, but in fact raising animals and wild beasts was not Zhu Houzhao's hobby alone. The previous Ming emperors had all, and they also built "zoos". The Leopard Room is not really a "zoo", it is where Zhu Houzhao lives and works. Zhu Houzhao refused to live in the Forbidden City and chose to build a leopard house and live in the office for a long time. It seems absurd, but in fact, combined with the deaths of Zhu Jianshen and Zhu Youtang...
I don't want to talk anymore…
No one had ever seen Zhu Qizhen before and said that he had such a decision that was worse than a beast, so he had better not taint the beast. In short, he bribed many underworld officials in his previous life before he was reincarnated as emperor. In other words, Zhu Yuanzhang killed so many heroes and found such a coward in the underworld to be reincarnated as his heir and destroy his country.
Zhu Yuanzhang, I feel, was chosen by Heaven for the sake of social evolution to a country without an emperor. I didn't expect him to be so cruel and selfish, and the sour scholars were too smart to want to change. He wants to turn the people of the country into his personal slaves.
Therefore, during the Song and Ming dynasties, the emperors could be such bastards and made the people miserable, and these adults who had read the books of saints played an important role.
Although we all hope that Jin and Wala can kill all the three things from the Zhao family and Zhu Qizhen. But to be honest, this is indeed impossible. The emperor of the Central Plains is easy to catch but not easy to kill. If caught, it can be used as a long-term meal ticket or a meat ticket. But killing it will add a revenge buff to the entire Central Plains. I have to say that these four things are really causing harm for thousands of years.
Zhu Biao is a good brother, but it is hard to say whether he will be a good emperor. After all, if you want to be a good emperor, you have to touch the interests of many people, and the first one to bear the brunt is the clan.
Although the Ming Dynasty was full of weird emperors who seemed to be reversing the course of history, they were much better than the emperors of the Qing Dynasty and other previous dynasties who seemed to be diligent but actually lost power, humiliated the country and put the nation into ruin.
It is said that when Da Qin uses up its people, it will be thrown away. But at least for one life, the king and his ministers did not bear each other down (except for King Zhaoxiang). The Ming Dynasty really used Qian and Zhang Juzheng and threw them away. Eh...
Have you read history books well? Nonsense
Many people think it is good to travel through the Ming Dynasty. But the Ming Dynasty was worse than the Song Dynasty and the Qing Dynasty. Because in the Ming Dynasty, if you want to live well in the Ming Dynasty, you must first be reincarnated as Zhu.
From the criticism of Zhu Jianshen's establishment of the West Factory, I want to say, read history well, read history well! It is necessary for Zhu Jianshen to establish the West Factory. Chenghua has been fighting against the civil service group all his life. When Chenghua first succeeded to the throne, the eunuch and leader of the East Factory wore the same pants as the civil service group. Come to think of it, the powerful eunuch in the inner court and the leader of the East Factory belonged to the "political enemy" side... Emperor Chenghua might have died if he had not established the West Factory. From a political standpoint, Concubine Wan Guifei is the Iron Chenghua Party, and is the "line of defense" to protect Emperor Chenghua. "Every time the emperor travels, the concubine must serve in the vanguard" is not only the emotional expression of Zhu Jianshen and Concubine Wan Guishen, but also the situation of Emperor Chenghua! The death of Concubine Wan Gui and Emperor Cheng Hua's "life is not long away" is because the "defense line" is gone, the failure of the political struggle is the foreseeable cruel future, it is not that Zhu Jianshen wants to follow Wan Zhen'er! The love brain is Zhu Youtang! Zhu Youtang! Not Zhu Jianshen! I don't want to go into details about Zhu Youtang, but just one thing: at least most of the Ming Dynasty emperors and the civil servants had a "political enemy" relationship. The decline of the Ming Dynasty and even the whole of China began and developed when the Ming Dynasty civil servants harmed the country and benefited civil servants. Chenghua Emperor Zhu Jianshen struggled with the civil service group all his life, and finally lost his life in it. This gives a glimpse of the "hostility" between the emperor and the civil service group. As the successor of Zhu Jianshen, as the emperor of Ming Dynasty, Zhu Youtang actually harmonized with the civil service group to the point of becoming "Renzong". This is equivalent to "surrendering to the enemy"! In the end, Zhu Youtang himself was killed by a bowl of medicine given by the imperial doctor. Even when it was clear that Zhu Youtang was given the wrong medicine by the imperial doctor and died, the successor emperor Zhu Houzhao was unable to deal with this "quack doctor"... Zhu Houzhao, Emperor Wuzong of the Ming Dynasty, finally dissolved in water and died at a young age. This has a lot to do with Zhu Youtang's "enemies" and the extreme snobbery of the civil service group. It was common sense among the civil servants of the Ming Dynasty that the scholar-bureaucrats constantly castrated the country for their own selfish interests. How could the emperor's "harmony" with them be worthy of praise? The civil servant group said that Zhu Houzhao built a leopard house to be extravagant and luxurious, but in fact raising animals and wild beasts was not Zhu Houzhao's hobby alone. The previous Ming emperors had all, and they also built "zoos". The Leopard Room is not really a "zoo", it is where Zhu Houzhao lives and works. Zhu Houzhao refused to live in the Forbidden City and chose to build a leopard house and live in the office for a long time. It seems absurd, but in fact, combined with the deaths of Zhu Jianshen and Zhu Youtang... I don't want to talk anymore…