[Wuxia Crossover] I Realized I’d Changed My Character Setting

I vaguely remember that my character setting is supposed to be: ride the fastest horse, climb the tallest mountain, eat the spiciest food, drink the strongest liquor, wield the sharpest blade, and kill the cruelest people. Sleep with the wildest men... Ah, I don’t think that last part was in there. Anyway, I keep my character setting firmly in mind. But lately, I can’t help feeling that I’m supposed to be someone else... A certain young man surnamed Xiao, who will go on to shoulder countless false accusations and steal the Stag-Slaying Saber, thinks his sister, whom he regards as family, has been acting a little strange lately. She’s changed. She doesn’t seem like herself. That would be one thing... but the occasions when she changes are always... “I normally don’t kill women, but women shouldn’t practice swordsmanship. Once you do, you’re not a woman anymore.” “...Sis! The Sword God beside you is glaring at you!” “Alas... You’re such a lovely woman, so why turn to banditry?” “Wake up, Sis! You’re a bandit yourself! The City Lord is glaring at you!” “Ahem, ahem... Cousin, how have you been lately?” “Who?! Who’s your cousin?! Everyone’s glaring at you now!” Please note: 1. Third-person narration, in the style of a light novel. The prose is very colloquial and silly, with little wuxia flavor. It’s a comedy, and I’ve tried my best, but there will definitely be some OOC moments. If you want proper wuxia, run now. You’ll get struck by lightning! Trust me! 2. The pairing is the Thousand-Faced Young Master, but the romance isn’t a major focus and has very little presence. Daily updates after it goes premium. 3. As usual, please don’t mention my story under someone else’s, and don’t mention other people’s stories under mine. Thanks for cooperating. Theme: Keep your original intentions amid chaos to reach a good end.