Raising Kids in the Port Mafia with Boss Dazai

-Have you heard? The leader of the Port Mafia, Dazai, suddenly has a daughter. -Seriously? That Dazai? -Yeah! The moment they met, she covered the ground below the Port Mafia building with thick cushions so Dazai couldn't successfully kill himself. After that, the pistol he used to try to kill himself turned into a water gun, the pesticide he used to poison himself turned into bitter melon juice, and the utility knife he used to cut his wrists turned into a pencil sharpener... -That kid is still alive? -Latest news: Nakahara took her shopping for cute little dresses. -...His biological daughter. So who’s the mother? One day, Lu Yao was horrified to discover that her mother had disappeared, and her father had turned into someone who seemed to be saying, “The world has kissed me with pain, so I’ll die right in front of it,” and was always looking for a chance to die. Thinking about what her mother was like, Lu Yao knew she had to save her father, if only to avoid getting in trouble with her mother when she returned from running away. Fortunately, her supernatural ability was very useful. It changed her father’s pistol into a water gun, the pesticide into bitter melon juice, and the utility knife into a pencil sharpener... While working tirelessly to keep her father alive, Lu Yao never gave up searching for her mother, and at last she found her. QAQ But can someone tell her why her mother doesn’t recognize her anymore! After dying from overwork and transmigrating, Lu Yinxi discovered she not only had a husband, but a child too. :) Thanks, but I’d still rather be dead. Content warnings: Main pairing is Boss Dazai. The first half is about raising a kid, the second half is about romance. The characters’ intelligence in this story reflects the author’s intelligence, not the original characters’. If you think they’re idiots, it’s because the author is an idiot. The author’s upcoming stories: [Ne Zha] Li Jing’s Pagoda Really Was Stolen! After the Investiture of the Gods, Ne Zha completed his merits and attained sainthood in the flesh. Temples once smashed by his father sprang up all over the land, like mushrooms after rain. Whenever he had some free time, Ne Zha would visit the various temples and listen to the prayers of the faithful. It was what a deity ought to do. One day, he heard an interesting prayer. A young woman with a resolute gaze knelt before the temple of the Third Prince and said something outrageously disrespectful: “Great God of the Three Altars and Seas, if you can really hear me, I, your faithful believer, would like to strike a deal with you. “I’ll steal the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King’s pagoda so you can beat him up, and you beat up my dad in return.” Ne Zha raised an eyebrow. Interesting. Some time later, news that the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King’s pagoda had been stolen spread throughout the Three Realms. Ne Zha observed the stars that night and found a layer of karmic ties wrapped around him. He remembered the woman who had made that prayer and clenched his fist. Right, first he’d go beat up Li Jing, then he’d fulfill his side of the deal. He wondered what that woman’s father was like. How many punches could he take? Golden Boy Gigolo: Rei Furuya Before reaching adulthood, Dazai Koka was kept on a very tight leash by her older brother, Dazai Osamu. So, on the day she came of age, Dazai Koka decided to let loose a little. She went to Tokyo’s most famous host club and casually picked the top host! Blond hair, blue eyes, dark skin, a big chest. Good-looking and nice to touch. The person in question, Amuro Toru: Can I say no? Amuro Toru’s original mission was to go undercover at a host club and approach a wealthy woman with a thing for foreigners. He never expected to be taken away by a rich young woman who had nothing to do with his mission. The unexpected turn of events made Amuro want to run, but then he received a new mission: infiltrate the Port Mafia and investigate them. Amuro Toru: =_=# As it turned out, before he could do anything, the rich girl’s older brother had already taken against him. Meanwhile, Dazai Koka watched the tense atmosphere, torn between the two sides. On one side was her furious brother, and on the other was the wronged blond hunk. Both were important to her. How could she get them to get along and keep the family harmonious? Maybe she should find a few more handsome guys! Then her brother wouldn’t have time to pick on just one person! Plan complete! Dazai Koka: O.o* Recommended reads from my writer friends: Uchiha Players Rule the Ninja World by Luoshui Ban Yiren. An Uchiha who doesn’t want to rule the entire ninja world isn’t a good player. After Holding a Memorial for Geto Suguru by Ye Yu Xi. 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