The Little Mushroom’s Farm

(Check out my other novels, The Rococo Magic Tailor Shop and The Dragon’s Farm)

[Welcome to Sunflower Town]

[You have inherited a forest farm from your grandfather]

Jiang Ye transmigrates into a farming simulation game and starts out with a little oak cabin.

There are no research meetings or papers to write, no need to worry about pleasing the boss, the villagers never age, children never grow up, animals never die, food never spoils, and no one suffers from incurable diseases.

It’s so lovely, it feels like the world after death.

Other players’ jobs are all farmers, herders, or, at the very least, scavengers.

Jiang Ye despairs and looks up at the prompt hovering over his head:

[Not edible]

[A little white mushroom]

With no arms, legs, or mouth, its round, white cap sways in the breeze.

Jiang Ye has transmigrated into a little mushroom!

Jiang Ye: “...Guys, have you ever seen a mushroom run a farm?”

Mushroom spores can be combined into advanced growth hormones that speed up crop maturation and boost yields+++.

Mushroom mycelium is used to make ultra-durable fishing line, which he sells exclusively to the villagers on the neighboring island. It’s available in limited quantities every day and always sells out.

Mushroom dew not only enriches the farm soil, but can also be made into a top-grade aphrodisiac. The dream of staying hard all night is within reach...

And so, the little mushroom farm gains a new by-product.

The little mushroom farm is thriving, and Jiang Ye tops all sorts of player rankings. But one thing still bothers him: the System prompt before his eyes.

[Raise your Charm to 99 to switch from “Mushroom Form” to “Human Form”]

[Helpful tip: One pair of men’s purple underwear = 1 Charm point]

[Do your best to collect men’s purple underwear~]

Little Mushroom: “...?”

Then one day,

Jiang Ye finds a mysterious young man outside the farm, battered and bruised after being attacked by monsters.

[A young man]

[Height: 188 cm. Chest: 105 cm]

[Helpful tip: Purple underwear detected!]

Jiang Ye asks politely, “Could you give me your purple underwear? I can pay for it, too!”

The mysterious young man: “...”

Jiang Ye: “Fellow villager, I swear I’m not a pervert.”

From then on, the little mushroom farm hires a cheap laborer.

Tall, broad-chested, low-maintenance, and good at his job!

Plus, long legs and an eight-pack, no wages, and all he wants is food and lodging (living together?). What more could you ask for!

What? You want to know what he looks like?

Jiang Ye: “No idea. He doesn’t have a head.”

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Theme: Life calls for optimism and hard work