The Laid-Back Bottom Just Wants to Do Nothing

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Lu Yuan was born in a poor town. He studied until one or two in the morning every day to get into a top high school. To save money for college, he worked three part-time jobs a day. To get a promotion and a raise, he worked himself to the bone.

Then... one night, he suddenly died of overwork. :)

Given another life, Lu Yuan decided to lie flat.

What's the point of exhausting yourself every day? Wouldn't it be better to lie down, slack off, and live like a salted fish?

The very next day, just as he was getting ready to slack off, a man claiming to be his father found him. He said Lu Yuan was the missing young master of a wealthy family, and now they wanted him to return to his roots.

Lu Yuan was shocked. He immediately prostrated himself before his ancestors with a full 360-degree bow.

Of course I'll go! I have to go! I'd pay them to take me!

After returning to the wealthy family, Lu Yuan slacked off so spectacularly that it shook heaven and earth. He was like a mushroom growing on a bed.

Lu Yuan was delighted, but his father and three older brothers couldn't stand watching him anymore.

The Lu family found Lu Yuan a “live-in roommate”: Bai Yu, the head of the Bai family, one of the most powerful families in the capital.

Bai Yu was a clean freak and a paragon of self-discipline. He couldn't stand people like Lu Yuan, who spent every day either slacking off or on the way to slacking off.

The Lu family sent Lu Yuan to live with Bai Yu, hoping to teach him a lesson.

The result:

One day, the Lu family came to the Bai residence to visit Lu Yuan.

They got one piece of good news and one piece of bad news.

The good news: Lu Yuan had finally gotten out of bed.

The bad news: He was lying on Bai Yu's lap.

#Reader's guide#

1V1, both sexually inexperienced, a sweet, doted-on protagonist, and a chatty, everyday-life style. Not much plot, everything serves the romance.

P.S. The cover uses a template.

Coming soon: The Sickly Beauty and the Vicious Dog

As the Xu family's long-lost blood relative, Xi Chi was frail and famous for being sickly.

Afraid Xi Chi might die at home and bring bad luck to the family, the Xu family head's eyes lit up when the old man next door, the head of the Xie family, hinted at a possible marriage alliance.

The eldest young master of the Xie family, Xie Jingchuan, was unruly and arrogant, refused to be controlled, and was said to have a bad temper and do whatever he pleased. The Xu family's other young people would be wasted on him, but Xu Xichi was just right.

He was in poor health and had a gentle personality. He'd only get bullied if he married Xie Jingchuan, but if he really got bullied to death, the Xu family could demand some compensation from the Xies. It couldn't be more perfect.

As it happened, the old master of the Xie family was so old and blind that he was also quite pleased with Xichi.

The only problem was Xie Jingchuan himself.

When the eldest Xie son heard that a fiancée had been forced on him, he stopped skydiving and racing, flew back to the country overnight, and slammed his palm down on the old man's tea table. He roared, “Who'd want to marry a sickly guy? If someone has to marry him, you do it yourself, ”

He didn't finish. His gaze fell on the stunning profile of the person sitting quietly to one side, half-hidden behind wisps of tea steam. He stopped for two strange seconds, then changed course mid-sentence. “I guess I could do it.”

A short scene:

When his childhood friends heard that Xie Jingchuan had accepted the engagement and was actually going to marry, they pointed at him in disbelief.

“Yesterday you said you'd rather die than get married!”

Xie Jingchuan stubbornly insisted, “I can't help it. The old man offered too much. Besides, what's wrong with getting married? It's not like we can't divorce.”

Not long after.

The night was hazy, the big bed swayed gently, and the satisfied man kissed Xi Chi's long, snow-white neck as he thought to himself:

Well, he wasn't wrong. It really is a deathly good time.

“Wifey, I love you 😚”

Xi Chi: “...”

Who was the one who said he wanted a divorce?

[2023/04/11]

Theme: Enjoy the present.