The Underworld Is Empty, So the King of Hell Is Teaching

Updating daily: Do Straight Men Have to Become Husbands Too? Marrying the Landlord's Foolish Son (husband / farming / food / straight man transmigrates into a book / transmigrated recipient / reborn pursuer / family life / everyday scenes) After “retiring,” Xue Changyi, the Tenth King of Hell, came to a parallel world's Jixia Academy, the First Underworld High School, to work as a substitute homeroom teacher. Xue Changyi was good at scorching livers, skinning and dismembering people, and snatching souls. He had killed men, cut off heads, and judged cases, but he had never... been a teacher. Class Nine of the First Underworld High School, the legendary experimental class. Class monitor Ying Zheng, study committee member Zhuge Liang, and troublemaker Lu Bu. Liu Bei from the class next door came by every day to sell straw sandals. The poetry immortal Li Bai showed up to class daily with a wine gourd and a sword. And the tyrant Yang Guang was classmates with his beloved father, Yang Jian, so it had never been easier to call his parents in... The Sui Emperor Yang Guang, who hadn't turned in his homework: “I am the Son of Heaven, the true dragon himself. Are you going to hit my palm with a ruler?” Substitute homeroom teacher Xue Changyi blinked. “I don't have to hit your palm.” Yang Guang sneered. Xue Changyi thought for a moment, then pulled out a Demon-Slaying Whip. “But I could spank you instead.” Yang Guang: “...” One day, in addition to selling straw sandals, Liu Bei branched out into a new business: selling bestselling novels! Underworld rating: R1800+! Annual sales TOP 1! The number-one bestseller for 200 consecutive years! Highly recommended by the poetry immortal Li Taibai, a mysterious and forbidden romance! --The Cold King of Hell Runs Away with a Baby @All Class Nine Students, Notice: 1. Homework: Write an essay titled “My Dad” (at least 800 words). 2. Weekend extracurricular activity: Planting rice seedlings (all students must attend; no excuses). 3. Important: No carrying restricted weapons into the academy! (Such as the Sky-Piercer Halberd.) #Jixia Academy, First Underworld High School Forum, Discussion Board# [Poll] Jixia Academy's First Campus Heartthrob Election! Happening now... HOT~~ 1. Qin Shi Huang, Ying Zheng 2. Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che 3. Emperor Taizong of Tang, Li Shimin #New teacher doesn't hit palms, he spanks# #New teacher is prettier than Daji from our village# #Sexy King of Hell, teaching online# #At the academy, specializing in problem students# #This year's students are so hard to manage# [Elegant beauty who deals with defiance, King of Hell recipient X Cold on the outside, hopeless romantic stalker pursuer] * The Red Slime Alchemist's Workshop, updating daily (heartwarming / red slime alchemist recipient X gloomy, loyal dragon pursuer master-servant pairing) After transmigrating, other people became heroes, princes, or, at worst, villainous wizards. Lin Ke became a soft, round, red, sweet little... Red Slime! Prince A, about to set out on an adventure: Where can I find an evil Red Slime to fight? Novice Hero B: My gear needs an upgrade. Where can I farm a lot of red slimes? Witch C of the Wilds: My cauldron's going out. Where can I find Red Slimes for fuel? Lin Ke: ... To avoid getting manhandled into becoming upgrade materials, Lin Ke decided to keep a low profile and scrape by in the cracks. The Red Slime Alchemist's Workshop was now open! Wild grass and roses can be combined to make the [Hero's Little Green Hat Set]. Dewdrops and glass can be combined to make [Irresistible Perfume]. Flour and honey can be combined to make [Sweet Bait Trap]. A dragon's tears and a witch's apple can be combined to make [Forbidden Fruit of Love]. The Hero's Little Green Hat Set was cheap and durable, and even came with a one-time revival skill. Heroes who had heard about it lined up outside the shop. Today, Lin Ke crafted twenty hero sets, but there weren't nearly enough roses. He looked at the wild grass in the flower bed by the door, which he hadn't had time to clear, and a few stubborn Sweet Flowers. Wild grass and Sweet Flowers combined to make... sweet-and-sour pork. From then on, the Red Slime Alchemist's Workshop also opened a side business: a cafeteria. Today's Specials: Armor Snail Noodles: Defense +++ for 48 hours. Tough as leather, with a face that can deflect attacks! Super-Speed Roast Duck: Speed +++ for 48 hours. Go, go, go! Become the fastest man / woman / hero / monster / player! Greatsword Custard Tart: Attack +++ for 48 hours. Combat power through the roof, and your golden X will never fall! Food delivery and express service available, arriving within 30 minutes. Orders over 100 gold coins come with a free Hero's Little Green Hat! Business boomed and the workshop opened a branch. With alchemy ingredients running dangerously low, Lin Ke decided to gather some himself in the Magic Forest. Deep in the forest, in the cave said to be home to a legendary evil dragon, Lin Ke found an ancient, forbidden book. He opened it. Inside, it said... Things to know about being a Red Slime: 1. Red Slimes must not cry, or their flames will go out. 2. Red Slimes must not get angry, or they'll self-destruct. 3. Red Slimes must not do the unmentionable, or they'll split and reproduce. Lin Ke was confused. What was the unmentionable??? * Heartwarming red slime alchemist recipient X gloomy, loyal dragon pursuer Master-servant pairing * Theme: Life calls for optimism and hard work