B-Big Brother, Get Up and Have Some Milk!

Demon Lord Lian Shan has three shameful episodes in his past.

First, before becoming a demon, he was a bandit who made his living robbing and plundering, a proper mountain chief.

Second, he went five hundred years without a single defeat, only to lose twice in a row to Immortal Lord Wu Yao.

Third, his eagerness for quick results damaged his cultivation, forcing him to fall into the mortal realm and rebuild his Nascent Soul.

This is Lian Shan's third year in the mortal realm.

At this very moment, the Demon Lord is attending a kindergarten entrance ceremony. Today is his first day in the junior class...

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The three-and-a-half-year-old Demon Lord stares sternly at the kindergarten teacher, who seems strangely familiar.

Teacher: Good boy, what's your name?

Demon Lord: ▼_▼...

How come this preschool teacher looks exactly like my nemesis, Wu Yao? What rotten luck.

Teacher: How about you drink this bottle of milk, and then I'll take you to nap?

Demon Lord: ▼_▼ (knocks the bottle away)

I couldn't beat you in heaven, but now I'll take this stand-in and vent my anger properly.

Watching the little bean-sized child walk away with his hands behind his back, the teacher smiles: The shrunken Demon Lord is even easier to bully than before.

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Subordinate #1, who followed him here: B-Big Brother! Time to get up and drink your milk!

Three-and-a-half-year-old Demon Lord: ▼_▼ I don't drink milk.

Subordinate #2: Big Brother, you're still growing. If you don't drink milk, you won't get any taller!

Subordinate #3: Reporting, Big Brother! You're 88.9 cm tall today! That's 2.2 cm shorter than the average boy your age!

Three-and-a-half-year-old Demon Lord: ▼_▼

Three-and-a-half-year-old Demon Lord: (furious with embarrassment) How many times have I told you not to call me Big Brother? I quit being a bandit five hundred years ago!

Subordinates #1, #2, and #3: Yes, Big Brother!

(Silly, sweet, and adorable! Don't expect historical accuracy!)

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