My Ministers Can't Read

The upcoming novel, General, Please Join the Crown Prince's Bed, is now open for preorders! The blurb is at the very bottom. Blurb: 1. The little crybaby from Nan Shu's dreams has appeared in real life. The little guy's greatest hobby is finding some excuse to act up so you'll comfort him. He wakes up without combing his hair. When His Majesty asks about it in a voice that's not quite gentle enough, he gets upset and needs comforting. He takes a master, gets scolded by him, and doesn't dare get mad at the master, so he comes back to Nan Shu in tears and needs comforting. Nan Shu doesn't know his birthday. It's not Nan Shu's fault, but the little guy still needs to be comforted before all is well. At mealtime, there are mushrooms in his food. He looks pitifully at His Majesty and sweet-talks him into picking them out. His tantrums come and go quickly. He always says he wants to be comforted, and kisses and hugs aren't enough. In truth, all you have to do is pick him up. If once isn't enough, pick him up twice. After acting up, he'll lie in bed that night and apologize to His Majesty, feeling a little regretful. He'll keep asking, "Do you still love me? What if you stop loving me? Are you angry? Why aren't you angry? Do you still love me?" Nan Shu laughed. "It's not like you asked me to bring you the stars and the moon. Why would I be angry about holding you and saying a few nice things?" 2. Zuo Rang is a pampered young master at home who never lifts a finger, but his parents are busy with work, so he has never been close to them. He always envies the classmates whose parents pick them up after school, as well as the spoiled little troublemakers in novels who are unconditionally doted on by their parents, with someone there to coax them even when they refuse to eat. After his family passes away, he sits atop a mountain of gold and silver, reading indulgent romance novels and longing for someone who will pamper him. One day, he wakes up in another world. The System tells him there's someone there who loves him very much. At first, he cautiously tests the waters, crying to see if the other person will get annoyed. When he realizes he's affecting them, he knows to rein it in. As time passes, he discovers that the other person's patience is practically limitless. So he boldly finds all sorts of excuses to act up and gets to be the spoiled little troublemaker he always wanted to be. He feels guilty, but can't help finding reasons to make His Majesty comfort him. His voice is so gentle, his embrace so warm. He worries when Zuo Rang gets upset, and when he won't eat, he worries about his health. Zuo Rang gradually falls for him, unable to pull himself away. When he comes to his senses now and then, he still feels guilty. But His Majesty says, "I like spoiled little troublemakers. I like comforting you." Zuo Rang is so happy that he cries and asks His Majesty to comfort him~ 【The seemingly gentle but actually ruthless emperor × the beautiful fool with excellent professional skills but no ability to look after himself】 Content warnings: 1. A fluffy, brainless sweet romance with no logic 2. Both leads are each other's only partner 3. The bottom is a little dim-witted Blurb for General, Please Join the Crown Prince's Bed: The Crown Prince is excellent in every way. He's outstanding at his studies and handling affairs, ruthless yet benevolent, beloved by his ministers, and on good terms with his brothers. He's very much like His Majesty in his younger days. His only problem is his poor health. He's always behind in horsemanship, archery, and martial arts. His Majesty doesn't say anything, but the Crown Prince has always been bothered by it. He asks his father for permission to have the newly returned victorious general become his master and train him. His Majesty agrees. The general loses his mind. Is Your Majesty in your right mind? The Crown Prince is in poor health, and you still want him to follow me? If he dies, will you blame me? Oh, well. Every official has their share of troubles. He just has to pamper and humor the prince. For months on end, the celebrated general personally goes to the Crown Prince's residence every day to serve tea, pour water, and tend the brazier. The winter chair is cold and hard, so the Crown Prince sits on the general's lap to read and review official documents. The general is more than happy to oblige. As long as you don't die of illness right in front of me, you can do whatever you want. His Majesty is pleased, too. The general of the realm and the Crown Prince are so close as master and student, and the general willingly serves as the Crown Prince's bodyguard, escorting him wherever he goes. The Crown Prince, usually so stern and meticulous, will sometimes hide in the general's arms and wipe away his tears. His Majesty happens to witness this a few times and thinks it's wonderful. When the Crown Prince inherits the throne, the general will surely help him secure peace and stability for the kingdom. Everything is going well, until one day His Majesty goes out in disguise and, on a whim, visits the Crown Prince's residence. There he finds the disheveled Crown Prince and the flustered general tumbling out of bed together. His Majesty: ! The Crown Prince: ! The General: ! 【The general, imposing in public but a little foolish in private × the Crown Prince, decisive and ruthless in public but whiny and clingy in private】 Theme: Things will work themselves out in the end.