Chu Qinhe, a graduate student in agronomy, was suddenly struck by lightning in a rice paddy and dropped dead. In an instant, he found himself in the future, bewildered and starving, with a three-year-old curly-haired kid calling him "Papa"!
Chu Qinhe, who had been single for over twenty years: I'm doomed.
And it got worse: after twelve hours without food, the two of them could only drink nutrient solution!
Chu Qinhe watched the little one refuse to drink the nutrient solution, then bounced him onto the scale. The curly-haired kid was shockingly thin! After a long hesitation, Chu Qinhe finally decided to fall back on his old specialty. Come on! Let's farm!
If I can't grow these seeds, then my degree was a waste!
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Before long, viewers in the livestream section discovered a blogger unlike any other. On blackish-yellow soil, neat, straight furrows ran across the field as a young man in a battered straw hat scattered seeds one by one.
Viewer: Forget it, here they go again, promoting fake seeds.
Viewer: Land that can't grow food would be better used for a mecha factory!
Chu Qinhe paid them no mind, busy feeding the kid and treating sick plants.
He sprayed the rice for different diseases and adjusted its nutrient solution. Soon, green ears emerged from the soil, and the stalks bore plump grains. Then, in the livestream that countless people had scorned, a link quietly appeared:
[I've got more rice than I can eat. Click the link below for a chance to win one of three bags.]
Viewer: ?
The next day, viewers: Holy crap! The delivery really was rice!
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The Interstellar food crisis has been going on for ages. Even when seeds do sprout, the plants mysteriously wither for all sorts of reasons. Then one day, they met a "doctor" who could treat plants. He even gave their plants a checkup during his farming livestreams!
- "Tomato yellow leaf curl virus: spray with moroxydine and imidacloprid."
- "Cucumber downy mildew: use fungicides such as thiophanate-methyl or carbendazim."
- "Corn rust? Same treatment as the cucumbers."
Chu Qinhe watched the images flashing by, scooped up the curly-haired kid, and took off his straw hat to fan himself. "All right, stream's over. I'm taking the kid home for dinner."
The billions of viewers lining up for his lessons: QAQ
1. Farming x treating plants x raising a kid x falling in love with the powerful black dragon next door
2. That's all for now. I'll add more if I think of anything.
Please add my upcoming story, "The Blacklisted Top-Tier Star Quits Showbiz to Farm [Interstellar]!"
One moment, Rong Nianqing was using his wood-type ability to grow vegetable seedlings.
The next, he was wearing hot pants, colorful hair, a studded vest, and three thick layers of foundation, twisting seductively in the center of the stage.
Rong Nianqing: I'm going to throw up...
So after stepping offstage, before Rong Nianqing could even face his countless haters, he swiftly held a press conference and dramatically announced his retirement:
I can't make a living onstage, so I'm going home to inherit the farmland and become a farmer!
In the comments:
Rong Nianqing's countless haters: ??
Rong Nianqing has finally lost it, hasn't he?
In this Interstellar era, farming is the surest way to go hungry!
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Rong Nianqing really was going home to inherit the farmland, and he really was going to farm.
At first, his die-hard haters each showed up with a bottle of dried-up nutrient solution, mocking him for putting on an act in his livestream. But then they watched the land truly sprout seedlings, bloom with flowers, attract bees, and bear fruit...
Rong Nianqing even made a huge hot pot!
Billions of viewers were stunned!
Holy crap, it's all real!
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Having arrived in a world without zombies or seed shortages, with vast stretches of rich, dark soil, Rong Nianqing was so thrilled to own an entire planet that he could hardly contain himself!
Let's grow leafy greens, cucumbers, and potatoes!
Let's grow lotus roots, water chestnuts, and water bamboo!
Let's grow delicious mushrooms, scallions, ginger, garlic, and chili peppers. All of them!
All Rong Nianqing wanted was to farm,
improve the meals for the old man at home and his unreliable older brothers,
and level up his wood-type ability along the way.
But who would've thought that farming would make the great movie star show up too!
Rong Nianqing watched Actor He in the kitchen, his cooking skill buff activated, and didn't like how the man acted as if Rong's home were his own.
Sure, he was a guy, and completely straight.
But this wasn't okay. The man had no sense of boundaries.
Then he saw the man bring out one fragrant, steaming dish after another:
fish-fragrant shredded pork, Dongpo pork, oil-braised shrimp, and an amazing pot of slow-simmered soup!
Shen Nianqing went "duang," grabbed his chopsticks, and sat right back down.
"Hello. Time to eat."
1. A farming expert who can't cook x a seemingly sweet but secretly calculating cooking genius
2. A goofy Interstellar farming story
3. Lots of livestreaming
Theme: Working together to build a happy new home!
After Winning You Over, We Break Up [Quick Transmigration]
He Had His Memories Erased Before the Engagement
The Dragon Is Farming and Raising Kids Again Today
Binding a System to Build Infrastructure [Farming]
After Failing to Pretend to Be Gay with My Insatiable Condition
I Married the Emperor as His Husband
He Erased His Memories After We Broke Up
Your Majesty, I Am Not Worthy
After the Divorce, My Wife Became Everyone's Crush [Entertainment Industry]
This is senior brother, senior brother reincarnated into the interstellar world. One has memory, the other has vague memory
[Oh oh oh] I'm a little bit crazy, why don't I drink some talisman water?
Three years old is already old enough to go to kindergarten. The children I have met in my life at this age can already speak very fluently, and can even argue with you back and forth. Children who speak this way are usually about one to one and a half years old [covering face and laughing]
Laughing so hard hahahahahaha
No wonder my brother's filter is so big and cozy.
Reincarnated corpse brother, I thought he would finally travel to modern times and become a senior brother.
Hahahahaha, abs ~ so cute
I'm going to die laughing, so dedicated
You can tell, this is a senior brother control
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha