My Boss Is Angry. Can I Kiss Him?

1. On his first day at the bank, Wang Yangchun met his rumored boss Jiang Yongzhou. Just like the rumors, the boss is old-fashioned, harsh, and unreasonable, and everyone will change his mind after hearing about it. Wang Yangchun: The most annoying person who pretends to be B. After seeing his boss' true appearance, he quickly put away his fangs and behaved for a second. Wang Yangchun: Rumor has it that my boss has broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and long legs. He has a top-notch modeling face that even makes him look suprised. 2. Faced with the face of a top model, Wang Yangchun found a new goal in life. When he was rescued from the water, he trembled and hugged his boss, his teeth chattering: "It's very dark under the water. I think there is a female ghost. Give me a hug..." The boss, with a frosty face, handed over two books of Mao Zedong and Ma Zhe. Wang Yangchun broke with his family and grabbed his boss's clothes with tears in his eyes: "My dad doesn't want me anymore, and you won't want me either." The boss pushed his hand away, dusted his clothes and said: "Go to the university men's dormitory and apply for a bed. There are many people there who want to be your adoptive father." Wang Yangchun quits his job, quits poking through the indestructible window paper, and comes directly. 3. Wang Yangchun got up from the bed and beat his waist. A man who is new to human affairs knows the taste of human beings. No matter how much he begs for mercy, he cannot awaken his conscience. What's the deal with being old-fashioned, but the deal with being inhumane? But he is really strong. It was so strong that Wang Yangchun only wished that he could not give birth. But he didn't expect that his boss would be the same boss who would turn his back on him as soon as his pants were lifted. He gave his boss limited-edition glasses, and his boss gave him a pair of glow stick glasses in return; He gave his boss a million-level telescope, but his boss gave him a eunuch figurine; He bought a platinum ring to confirm their relationship, but his boss threw him a piece of red wool. Wang Yangchun: What do you mean? What's the relationship between setting the yarn? As expected, I still hate people who pretend to be B, so I won't serve them anymore. 4. Having lost his goal in life, Wang Yangchun had no choice but to run home in despair, inherit hundreds of millions of fortunes, and transform into Mr. Wang, a well-known member of the upper class. Until one day, he unexpectedly met his old friend. After some inquiring, I found out that my former boss, Jiang Yongzhou, had been demoted to a shabby branch on the outskirts of the city, where he handed out leaflets to recruit candidates under the bright sun every day. Wang Yangchun parked the silver McLaren in front of Jiang Yongzhou and sneered: "President Jiang will treat me to a meal and save six billion for you." Jiang Yongzhou remained as unselfish as ever: "Banks strictly prohibit accepting bribes." Wang Yangchun stepped on the accelerator and left. That night, Wang Yangchun received an email in his mailbox. Click to open, it is an ordering software: [But coming to my house for a home-cooked meal is not considered a bribe, please choose the dinner list [shake hand]] 1V1, HE. Please collect the "Pretended Crime" of the same type! ! ! Intention: usher in eternal day because of love