The Max-Level Expert Is Harassing the Sect Again

Also titled: "I Fell for My Senior Brother, Then Found Out He Was My Mortal Enemy" and "Senior Brother, Stop Acting! Your Secret Identity Has Fallen Out Again!"

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Fu Yan was born with little emotion, neither happy nor sad. He thought his whole life would be that way, until he joined the Seven Cultivation Sect and met his senior brother, Ning He.

His senior brother has a vicious tongue:

Dressed in dazzling robes, he strolls past the talisman cultivators' trial grounds and sees the disciples' hair singed by failed talismans. He casually remarks, "All your hairstyles are quite unique today. You look like you were born in the same litter as Fanfan."

Fanfan is the little chick he keeps as a pet.

His senior brother is high-maintenance:

The Seven Cultivation Sect's mail slot receives eight letters in half a month from merchants down the mountain: Senior Brother Ning's beauty cream has arrived. Please come down and pick it up right away.

His senior brother is lazy:

Look for him to train, and he's asleep. Look for him to go down the mountain, and he's asleep. The heads of each branch meet for their morning assembly, and he's still asleep.

That would be bad enough, but as the head senior brother, ask him about swordsmanship and he says he can't do it; ask him about talismans and he says he doesn't understand them; ask him about formations and he says he only knows a little, so he can't teach you!

He runs off from training and skips meetings, and when a fight breaks out, he hides behind his junior brothers! The infuriating thing is, you can't even criticize him.

Because Ning He is also a sickly weakling who can't lift a finger. If the slightest thing displeases him, he clutches his chest and groans, then makes you pay dearly for it.

His nasty tongue and terrible behavior are enough to outrage the heavens, and the whole sect is driven to despair by how difficult he is. Fu Yan, as his junior brother, is the first to suffer.

He takes Ning He's place at morning assemblies, buys his beauty cream, and has to stand in front of him in a fight, or Ning He will collapse nearby and die just to spite him.

The stagnant pool of Fu Yan's heart acquires an emotion called anger. He thinks he despises Ning He, but then, in his first dream, it is Ning He's peerlessly beautiful face beneath a red wedding veil.

Later, Fu Yan discovers that the culprit who pierced his heart with a sword hundreds of years ago is right in front of him, and that he's spent years working like a beast of burden for him! Before he can go to Ning He with a sword and settle the score, the most devastating war in the history of the cultivation world breaks out.

The sickly senior brother who usually skips training and runs from fights steps into the heart of the battlefield, forms a hand seal, lays out a formation, and summons the number one sword in the world, sealed away for years.

At last, blood sprays through the air. Ning He falls into Fu Yan's arms beneath a sky filled with red clouds and softly says, "Your revenge is complete."

This is not traditional, serious cultivation fiction. Expect a funny sect and an antagonistic couple.

High-maintenance, sharp-tongued, sickly beauty gong Ning He x stoic, obsessive, dark-hearted, handsome shou Fu Yan

A horrendous personality and an even more incredible face x an incredibly patient, stubborn mule

A lump of coal x a solid brick

The blurb leaves things unsaid. The gong and shou both have secret identities.

Written April 19, 2025, at 11:07

Theme: Put all living beings first, and yourself last