Naturally dark mermaid seme x domineering CEO, handsome uke; a fish who loves corn x an angler who loves using corn as chum
Pregnancy/egg-laying
Ji Aiting is handsome, bad-tempered, a young CEO, and the heir to a billion-dollar fortune.
His only hobby in life is fishing.
And he's always believed himself to be a once-in-a-thousand-years fishing genius.
After all, whenever he goes to one of his private stretches of sea, he catches dozens of pounds at the very least, and sometimes hundreds. He's never come home empty-handed.
Company executive: "Mr. Ji, another huge haul today?"
Business partner: "With your skills, Mr. Ji, even professional anglers can't compare!"
Fishing buddy: "Hey, are the fish around here all on a first-name basis with you?!"
Ji Aiting takes it all in stride. "It's just talent."
Hmph.
Fishing is a piece of cake.
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Bie Yu is a mermaid who has just reached adulthood, with the most beautiful face and the sharpest teeth.
Recently, he got himself a human boyfriend.
His boyfriend is handsome and generous, and comes to the beach every day to scatter corn for him.
Bie Yu likes corn best of all.
His boyfriend scatters a handful, he eats a handful.
His boyfriend scatters a bucket, he eats a bucket.
His boyfriend scatters... burp.
Whatever. Bie Yu is happy.
The only thing that bothers him is that people keep sneaking fish into the sea where he and his boyfriend meet before his boyfriend arrives.
Bie Yu is furious.
How dare any fish try to steal the food his boyfriend brought him?
So he scared all of them away.
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After coming home empty-handed for three months, Ji Aiting left the fishing group with a cold expression.
That night, he lugged fifty pounds of corn out to chum the sea.
Heaven rewards the patient angler. The next day, Ji Aiting's rod suddenly bent hard!
Ji Aiting's spirits soared. After a twenty-minute struggle, the surface of the water finally broke with a splash--
A beautiful silver-blue tail burst out of the water.
Ji Aiting yanked his rod with all his might!
A beautiful half-human, half-fish creature was gripping his glittering fishing line, flailing as he was hauled into the air!
Bie Yu: %￥*!--[Hi, wifey--]
Ji Aiting: ?? What is that?!
Well, humans and fish can't communicate.
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Later, Ji Aiting took this "trophy," which could finally help him save face, home with him.
Later still, the "trophy" went into his rut.
Bie Yu pinned Ji Aiting down by the back of his neck and pressed him into the bed. He absolutely refused to turn around.
Nobody told him a mermaid grew two of those things during rut!!!
And nobody told him that if a mermaid slept with you, you'd end up carrying eggs!!!
Theme: Anglers never come home empty-handed
