[Football] Stay Out of Teenagers' Business

The protagonist is a beautiful, naive American teenager, awkward and not too bright! He falls for his gentle (?) American coach and starts pursuing him in a hesitant, awkward, rambling way!

The unlucky coach: Scream! Panic! Total chaos! I'm going to be a famous coach someday! No, protagonist, you can't fall for your coach! Your career! My career!

The protagonist is completely love-struck and doesn't listen, think, or care about the consequences. He starts chasing the coach with no plan and no rhyme or reason, saying that true love doesn't care about gender! The coach is frantic, desperate, and at his wit's end, but eventually they live happily ever after.

* A short story. I think I can write it up really fast. If I don't, then I was wrong.

* The original prompt is in chapter 110 of Such Soccer.

* Don't worry about the ages. I've eaten the age issue and blurred it out, so just don't worry about it.

* There's not much soccer in this. Just a silly little romance.

Theme: The rose that I do not praise will never wilt