Chaotic, Hilarious Football Fics 足球缺德乐子文

1. 1 啊 [Football] Wait, Was the Game I Played a Bootleg?! [足球]啊我玩的原来是盗版游戏啊！？！ Bone Snap Snap Snapovo骨拆拆拆ovoDanmei (BL)176k WordsOngoing Wait, what?! This can't be right! After getting rejected by an NPC yet again, the player finally snapped! Isn't this how you raise affection in a damn game? You just chat with them, and they enjoy it. Shouldn't their affection go up? Every time I chat with you, you laugh your head off. I've chatted with you for so long, and today you tell me you want to stay with Milan forever? You say you want to stay in Milan and forage for wild greens? What is that supposed to mean?! The player was confuse 10.8kFavorites15.1kClicks/ch46.4kGifts

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   I laughed so hard my stomach hurt. In a way, it's like players are everywhere in the world of 80!

2. 2 模 [Football] Play the Simulator However You Like [足球]模拟器就要随心玩 Chili Bun辣椒包子No CP324k WordsOngoing [First Playthrough (Complete)] Chuunibyou Wants to Play Soccer Too! Leonhard Kreutz, character traits: Dark Emperor, Evil Eye; club: Schalke 04; national team: Germany [Second Playthrough (Updating)] Can a Setter Switch to Playing Midfield? Tommaso Rinaldi, character traits: Master of Languages, One-Touch Passing; clubs: Lazio, AC Milan; national team: Italy [Third Playthrough] Waiting for Godot? I'm Godot! Julian De Wilde, character traits: Player of Life, Improv Theater; clubs: River Plate, Ma 3.8kFavorites3.5kClicks/ch12.8kGifts

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   Please support our great Dark Emperor, and our super cute protagonist! Even chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) wants to play soccer. Jpg Don't worry, don't worry, the lack of a romantic pairing isn't bad at all, but Wang and Xiaoxin are a great couple! [Heart emoji]

3. 3 为 [Football] I Confessed to My Teammate So I Could Play [足球]为了踢球向队友告白了 Golden Seal Jade Book金章玉书Danmei (BL)104k WordsOngoing ❤️Elvin is from Northern Ireland, and his dream is to play in the Premier League. ★Superstar System★ bonded with Elvin and wanted to trick him into retiring to become an actor. So it showed him videos of “Love on the Football Pitch,” “Secret Love in the Locker Room,” and “Secretly Falling for Your Archrival,” hoping to persuade him to quit. As everyone knows, videos can't be edited, so Elvin believed them. But he figured it was fine. His teammates and opponents dating each other wouldn't affe 4kFavorites3.5kClicks/ch7.8kGifts

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   The joke is incredibly despicable, persecuting the protagonist. In his eyes, the football world is just a bunch of gay men caught up in love and hate (which isn't actually the case), and he desperately tries to maintain his dignity: "Don't interfere with my journey to win that big trophy!" [Lying down]

4. 4 拥 [Football] I Build a Nation Through Football with a Clone System [足球]拥有分身系统的我靠踢足球建设国家 Golden Seal Jade Book金章玉书No CP685k WordsOngoing [No word substitutions or unsolicited lecturing. No labeling people.] ♥ Jonard transmigrates to a parallel world and becomes the president of a small country. His fate is tied to the nation's, and he gets a clone System. At first, Jonard's clone goes into import and export, making a little progress thanks to his reputation for keeping his word. The nation's fortunes rise slightly, but a wave of tariffs crushes him in an instant. Next, Jonard tries developing tourism, but the country has nothin 16.1kFavorites19.3kClicks/ch65.8kGifts

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   It's both hilarious and exciting, and the clone concept is brilliant. The fun in this book lies in the awkwardness; the interactions between the clones and their partners, as well as the scripts between the clones, are also very entertaining! (No romantic pairing, but I personally ship the Casama triangle; it's a small but incredibly satisfying story.) God may give you more than you ask for.

5. 5 佛 [Football] Florida Has No Room for Idlers ［足球］佛罗里达不养闲人 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Danmei (BL)33k WordsOngoing Ryan, a Floridian, 20 years old, plays for Orlando City. One day, after his team wins a match by a huge margin, he swims into a zoo that night to beat up alligators and gets caught. The only one kind enough to bail him out is the Brazilian Saint of a teammate: “Come on, make a clean breast of it and you'll be treated leniently.” Protagonist: “Yeah, I've been beating up alligators since two years ago.” Kaka draws a sharp breath: “You're so cruel.” Protagonist: “If wild alligators can beat up 5.7kFavorites13.7kClicks/ch4kGifts

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   A masterpiece, a work of madness; the evil crocodile's mental state has been incomprehensible for a hundred years. Suitable for those who enjoy eccentric entertainment; those with a strong aversion to certain pairings should proceed with caution.

6. 6 温 Winter Is a Football Outsider [足球]温特是个外行 The World Is Heating Up世界在升温No CP68k WordsOngoing [Warning: This story is all about fun and dark humor. There is little realistic match coverage, and the relationships between characters are heavily shaped by subjective interpretation. Read with caution, dear readers! Some deliberately over-the-top scenes may hit a nerve!] [I'm still working out the outline. Updates are irregular, so enter at your own risk!] Winter is a football player. He has a dream: to become one of the world's top football managers. One day, he receives a game called [M 2kFavorites3.1kClicks/ch3.6kGifts

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   The protagonist is a tactical mastermind, with a dream team; the strongest player is already in the lineup. [Doge emoji]

7. 7 神 [Football] The Amazing Little Mao's Transmigration ［足球］神奇小毛穿越记 GrassCrownNo CP30k WordsOngoing Francesco Viali, born September 1, 2003, a midfielder for AC Milan. On September 1, 2025, he stepped on a pineapple pizza and transmigrated back to Milan on the day he was born. Rui Costa picked him up. On the training ground, little Ciesco confidently rolled up his sleeves and declared that he would lead Milan to glory once again. Maldini was speechless. “We just won the Champions League last season. We're already doing great.” Seedorf shook his head. “With the skills you just showed us, you 1.8kFavorites3kClicks/ch541Gifts

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   Little Mao Meng, Big Mao Beng, suddenly a hellish joke.

8. 8 进 [Football] Attack of the B-Men ［足球］进击的比人 A Day Lasts a Thousand Years一日作千年Danmei (BL)16k WordsCompleted * This is actually a collection of short story ideas, not just this one. Lars is Belgian and currently plays for Chelsea. As a defender, he’s often anxious and full of self-reproach. If he fails to win the ball, he wakes up in the middle of the night and can’t sleep, wondering if his mistake cost them the match. If he wins the ball, he replays the sliding tackle in his head, worrying that the forward who hit the ground will hold a grudge and wondering what face to make when he sees him next ma 1.5kFavorites3.2kClicks/ch384Gifts

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   That's outrageous! It's incredibly long, a whopping 16,000 words, but it deserves a good review.

9. 9 不 [Football] If You Don't Play, You Can't Not Play [足球]不踢球就能不踢球 Final Night最终夜Multi-Orientation44k WordsOngoing !!! A gag-filled, joke-driven outline-style story, written purely for fun !!! [For the blurb, see Chapter Three] I write whatever comes to mind, and go wherever the story takes me. Total freedom! I know nothing about soccer, so expect bugs everywhere. Please note that this isn't suitable for fans of teams or players, or for anyone who takes things too seriously. It's very absurd, so leave your brain at the door... Most protagonists may have no names, incomplete character settings, no real purpo 452Favorites864Clicks/ch398Gifts

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   He's a complete god, the latest chapter is about a god-king.

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