Any Funny Stories Without Women Competing Against Each Other? 有没有不雌竞的搞笑文
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After Defecting, I Accidentally Became the Strongest Sword Cultivator 叛逃后,一不小心成了最强剑修
[Ensemble cast + mostly friendship and family bonds + multiple team battles] No one at Qingwu Sect expected their junior sister, who had always meekly gone along with everything and cried to win their favor, to suddenly rebel, drug them herself, and escape the sect. Even less did they expect to meet her again on the opposing side. The noisy, boisterous, rough-and-tumble young men and women of Yueming Sect surrounded her protectively and cleared a path for her. “Make way! Can’t you see our Die-di
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I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押,你们都变王八
[Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap,
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To Succeed, Go Crazy First: My Parents' Toxic Romance? I Tell Them to Break Up 要成功,先发疯,爸妈虐恋我劝分
[I Transmigrated Back to When My Parents First Met, and I’m Killing Myself] [Subverting the Tropes + Absurd Comedy + Ensemble School Cast] To change the fate of their villainous mother and their devoted second-male-lead father, Tu Fu and her two older brothers transmigrate to the time when their parents first met. For her mother’s happiness, Tu Fu decides to bring her and the male lead together. “According to unofficial historical records, a female supporting character and the male lead can live
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Unbelievably Wild! Six Uncles Protect the Little Firecracker, So Who Dares Mess with Her? 超野!小疯批六个舅舅护着谁敢惹
The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso
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How Strange! The Whole Cultivation World Is Fighting to Take Me as Their Personal Disciple 邪门!全修真界都在抢我当亲传
[Publication deal signed] Jiang Que transmigrates into a cultivation novel as the vicious female supporting character, doomed to a tragic fate and destined to be nothing but a foil for the heroine. The heroine is aloof and otherworldly, while Jiang Que is just a woman; the heroine is blessed with extraordinary talent, while Jiang Que has only her life to lose; the heroine has suitors everywhere, while Jiang Que has never even held a man's hand. Even worse, the day she transmigrates into the bo
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Little Junior Sister Sobs and Pouts, Yet One Sword Destroys Heaven and Earth 小师妹哭哭唧唧,但一剑毁天灭地
After transmigrating into a book, Ye Linglong becomes the vicious cannon-fodder villainess in a cultivation novel. With terrible aptitude, she even coerces the heroine into taking her into the top sect during the Cultivation Tournament. After joining, she opposes the heroine at every turn and eventually dies a miserable death. To enjoy a long, happy life, Ye Linglong immediately gives up on coercing the heroine and turns around to join the worst sect in the cultivation world. She’s done being th
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You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走,那我的精神病呢?
[Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you
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Transmigrate into a Book, Transmigrate into a Book: Lazy Little Pig! 穿书穿书,摆烂小猪!
[Goofy, carefree heroine × domineering CEO on the same wavelength] [1v1 sweet romance + face-slapping + putting scumbags in their place + everyone dotes on her + meme humor] The short drama adaptation of the novel, I'm the Sharp-Tongued True Heiress, is now streaming!!! Wen Li transmigrated into a book. Bad news: She became the vicious female supporting character. Good news: She's the true heiress, so she doesn't have to be a wage slave anymore, and she's rich beyond belief! Why bother hustling?
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Book Transmigration: Everyone, Step Back! She's About to Go Unhinged 穿书:都退后!她要开始发癫了
[Transmigrate into a book + entertainment industry + variety show + livestream + comedy + unhinged antics + background CP] (An experiment in going off the rails. Makes no sense and is riddled with plot holes. Not recommended.) Office drone Li Shi has the misfortune of transmigrating into a book, into the role of a despicable villainess with a truly awful reputation. A diva, a show-off, vicious, selfish, a terrible actress, a rotten person… “Wow!” What a wicked character. She was only two Dragon
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Quick Transmigration: Never Underestimate the Unexpected Nobody 快穿:不要看不起小透明天降
[Two male leads, 1v1 happy ending, the love interest is the same person in every world] Shi Wangzhi is pulled into the Sucker Rescue Plan. The System tells him that in parallel worlds, certain powerful people have been deceived and used by those they loved, turning them into complete suckers. Their happy lives have become melodramatic tragedies, and their resentment has grown so intense that the worlds’ energy is thrown out of balance. As long as Shi Wangzhi transmigrates into these worlds and p
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Quick Transmigration: The Host Is a Wolf in Sheep’s Clothing 快穿之宿主是个白切黑
What should Ji Sishen do when he runs into a white lotus in a mission world? Obviously, he should use the white lotus's own tricks and leave her with nowhere to turn! When the male lead's first love tearfully plays the victim in front of the domineering CEO: “Jinnian, I know I'm just his replacement. Go to him. I love you, so it's okay.” “No, Shenshen. You're the one I love.” When the white lotus pouts at the brutal prince: “Your Highness, Shenshen wants you to hug me, kiss me, and lift me up hi
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A Zombie Transmigrates and Gets Tricked by a Villain into Becoming a Stepmother 丧尸穿越后,被反派诓去当后娘
What should I do after transmigrating? Chu Chi held her head in her hands and thought for ages. A zombie's brain has only just grown in, so she has to make good use of it. When in doubt, sleep on it first. After Lin You'an woke up, the first thing she did was grab her little sister and escape the wolf's den. Along the way, she also found herself a stepmother. “So, you’re saying you’re my son?” “Mm-hmm.” “How old am I?” “Eighteen?” “How old are you?” “Eight.” “I’ve read plenty of books, so don’t
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After Five Thousand Years Asleep, I Awoke and Became a God Through Metaphysics 沉睡五千年,醒来后我靠玄学封神
[Mysticism + Showbiz + Wish Fulfillment + Strong Female Lead + Comedy + 1v1] Xia Yi Qian is a little zombie who dreams of cultivating into a human. After sleeping for five thousand years, she wakes up and immediately finds a gullible fool to build her a temple, so she can gather faith and become human as soon as possible. But she discovers that the whole world has changed. People in this era not only don't believe in gods or Buddhas, but also dress provocatively, with skirts that don't even cove
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I'm Really a Healer 我真的是个奶妈
Interstellar, strong heroine, face-slapping, beloved by all Su Xia uses her own abilities, charm, and silver tongue to win over the geniuses at the top military academies and become a powerful figure. Just after taking the college entrance exams, Su Xia transmigrates into the body of a poor, orphaned girl who lives with her aunt. She thinks that, with her top-student smarts from her previous life, she’ll thrive even after transmigrating. But the education system here is completely different from
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You Call That a Healer? She Bludgeons Everyone to Death 你管这叫奶妈?她把人头都锤爆了
The print edition of I Can Pluck the Stars is available on all platforms. Genius + rich woman from the start. The day Ning Ruan left her village, a menace appeared on the Nine Provinces Continent. A mage? A sword cultivator? No, she just wanted to be a healer! All the continent’s geniuses: Shut up, you poisonous healer! Later: “Help! I never knew healers could heal people to death until I met Ning Ruan!” “But isn’t she a metal-element spiritual adept?” “Isn’t she wood-element?” “She’s clearl
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A Laid-Back Little Mushroom Comes to the City with Her Baby to Find a Meal 摆烂小蘑菇带崽进城恰饭
When the little mushroom Mo Xiyu woke up, she had no memories at all. She only had two spores by her side. Mo Xiyu: “?” It was strange. She had no idea how it had happened, but she did know one thing: she could no longer afford to raise the little spores. In the human world, you could make a living off your looks. That suited a mushroom just fine. Mo Xiyu hurriedly packed her things and went to the human world. The human world was great. Her boss paid her for free, and she didn’t have to work. .
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Pick a Fight and Get Punched, This Little Zombie Has Every Right to Be Bold 不服就揍,小丧尸她理直气也壮
My new novel, I Level Up by Capturing Souls, and Even Beating the King of Hell Is No Big Deal, is now underway. Welcome, fellow readers! (*˘︶˘*)...:*♡ Shi Xiaoxiao was a zombie who had just inherited the throne when a human bomb blasted her into the cultivation world. She had also shrunk, becoming only half her former size. She'd just eaten an egg when someone captured her. Somehow, she ended up taking a master and becoming his final disciple. Then she discovered there were no zombie underlings
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I Feared Pain, So I Forged Myself into the Toughest Woman 因为怕痛,我把自己炼成最硬女人
[No romance, though the bonus chapters may have a romantic subplot] Chu Jiao was walking along minding her own business when someone who jumped from a building hit her, leaving her covered in blood. She died on the spot. When she woke up, she discovered she had transmigrated into a xianxia novel as a plot device. In the novel, Chu Jiao was a diligent human shield. Whenever the female lead was in mortal danger, she would show up right on cue and take every blow for her, like a walking shield. Th
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A Talentless Cultivator with Mixed Spiritual Roots Turns a Declining Sect into Fertile Farmland 废材杂灵根,把落魄宗门养成肥田
Yun Yueli transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a minor character who gets no more than 300 words of description. Taking the view that “since I'm here, I might as well,” she picks up the dilapidated Qingxuan Sect and finally sets out on the path of cultivation. “This space is a little empty. The Host needs to feed it pills before it can randomly produce spirit plants. For every ten refreshes, it is guaranteed to produce a rare spirit plant.” Why does this sound more and more like one of thos
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A Short-Lived Forbidden Spell Caster? I Have an Undying Body 禁咒师短命?我拥有不死之身
Ye Lin transmigrates to a world overrun by demons and monsters, where he gains an immortal body. Because changing jobs in this world costs a fortune, he exploits a bug and sells his own organs to scrape together enough money to take part in the job-change ceremony. On the day of the ceremony, he becomes an SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcaster, but everyone around him mocks him. That's because SSS-rank Forbidden Spellcasters have to sacrifice their lifespan or their flesh to cast spells, so they're usu
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Living with Cancer, I Kiss the World with Song 身患癌症,以歌痛吻世界
[Entertainment + Singing + Sickly Hero + Healing + Tearjerker + Positive Energy + Redemption] Bai Chen transmigrates to a parallel world, only to discover that he has cancer and needs a huge sum of money for treatment. A singing contest hosted by pdd is underway, drawing a massive audience and offering a huge cash prize! So Bai Chen joins to earn money for his medical bills. In the preliminaries, Bai Chen sings “Under the Sea,” and the entire livestream falls silent, lost in thought. In the knoc
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I Pretended to Be Guan Gong, and a Weasel Came Asking for a Blessing 我扮关公,黄皮子竟来讨封
When the actor playing Guan Yu failed to show, Zhu Changfeng went onstage as his replacement. His portrayal was so majestic that people who admired him began asking him to dress as Guan Yu and drive away evil from their homes. Zhu Changfeng agreed. That night, a weasel showed up and bowed to him. “Please, Lord Guan, grant me a place among the gods. I am willing to serve you loyally and without fail...” Zhu Changfeng was dumbfounded. “You actually believe I'm the real deal?”
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Urban: Ten Years of Cultivation, and I’m Unrivaled the Moment I Descend the Mountain 都市:修仙十年,下山即无敌
The new book has built up a backlog of chapters and can be found on the author's homepage. It tells the story of the hundred thousand years after this book. [Expert Descends the Mountain + Invincible Cultivation + Feel-Good Power Fantasy + Decisive Killing + Multiple Realms] The Great Dao is flawed, and spiritual energy has withered. A mighty cultivator who had survived the tribulation traveled the world. By chance, he discovered a peerless prodigy born with a spiritual physique, forcibly took
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The Female CEO’s Number One War God 女总裁的第一战神
He is a legend in the mercenary world, a god of death who once shook the world! Three years ago, he was gravely wounded in a battle that stunned the world and lost his memory. Rescued by someone, he wound up becoming the live-in son-in-law of the Jiang family in Beihai City by a twist of fate. For three years, he worked like a beast of burden for his mother-in-law and her family, enduring humiliation after humiliation, yet in their eyes, he was still worth less than a dog. At last, his memories
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You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave 上午毁我丹田,下午在你坟前烧纸
[The physical edition of One Thought, Phoenix Rising is available on all platforms] Feng Xi transmigrates into a cultivation novel as a cannon-fodder female side character, and the day she enters the book is the day she is doomed to die. To stay alive, she does everything she can to leave the heroine's sect, the Hunyuan Sect, and join the Xuantian Sect instead. Oh! All five of her senior brothers are the heroine's devoted admirers in the book, and each one dies more miserably than the last. Feng
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Surely You Laugh at My Passion 多情应笑我
Lin Fang has been disguised as a boy since childhood, and she can't help feeling helpless about it. Her household registration says she's male, so what can she do? But the secret she has sworn to protect is discovered by a young boy she accidentally rescues! Lin Fang thought she'd picked up a deadweight, but once the boy, Yun Weiming, regains his identity, she feels as if she's sitting on a mountain of gold. “Who would've thought! I've picked up all kinds of things before, but you're the most va
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A Killer's Hilarious Daily Life in Ancient Times 杀手小姐的古代爆笑日常
Ye Qingshuang, a mercenary and assassin in the apocalypse, died a gruesome death after being betrayed by her teammates. When she opened her eyes, she had transmigrated into the body of Lin Qingshuang, a frail, sickly young lady from a noble family in ancient times. The original owner was a “sickly beauty” who coughed up blood every few steps. But as soon as Ye Qingshuang arrived, everything changed. She carried a sack of rice with one hand, uprooted a willow tree, leaped across rooftops, and bea
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The Princess Consort Always Has the Regent Prince Flat on His Back 王妃总把摄政王按在地上摩擦
[A truly strong female lead] [No male lead who's even stronger] [No fighting between women for men] Born into a family of ancient martial artists, Jiang Yinzhi foresees that she will transmigrate into a novel as a cannon-fodder supporting character. She just wants to laze around and, while she's at it, master peerless martial arts. She originally planned to take out the holier-than-thou, fake-sweet heroine. What? You transmigrated here too? We're all sisters, so let's put men aside for now. [Bon
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Going Wild and Slacking Off on a Dating Show: My Mouth Runs Ahead While My Brain Scrambles to Catch Up 发疯摆烂上恋综,嘴在前飞脑狂追
[Hilarious + ridiculous antics + unhinged humor + absolutely shameless] Su Mu transmigrates into a book and becomes a washed-up nobody with a mountain of scandals. From the start, she’s already on a dating reality show. While everyone else on these shows works themselves to the bone, terrified of seeming too carefree, Su Mu glares, sticks out a leg, and immediately gives up and goes berserk. When a scumbag comes at her, she rips his car door right off: “I’ve got a wicked mind, and I’ve never lov
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A Tough Woman Transmigrates into a Book: Her Scumbag Father and Grandparents Are Wiped Out 滚刀肉穿书,渣爹爷奶片甲不留
[Power Fantasy, Putting Scumbags in Their Place, Transmigrate into a Book, Two Strong Leads, Goofy Heroine, Hero Takes a Back Seat, Sweet Romance Fans Beware] The little cannon-fodder character's mother was schemed against by her cheating scumbag father and kicked out with nothing. Sui Yi could accept having no parents, but she absolutely couldn't accept being left out of the family fortune! So the “dutiful” daughter sent her scumbag father and his mistress straight to the top of the social news
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I Was Supposed to Be the Top Sword Cultivator, So Why Is It the Sword of Being a Jerk? 说好第一剑修,怎么是犯贱的贱
[Physical edition preorder opens at 7:00 p.m. on the 22nd] [Hilarious, absurd, no-romance power fantasy + meme references + the female lead is the root of all evil] [One female lead corrupts every prodigy] At the sect entrance examination, everyone else was busy testing their spiritual roots. I was busy scamming people. Chi Miao transmigrated into the cultivation world ten years ago and got bound to a System that could only be unlocked after she committed a hundred scams. It promised she could b
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A Hilarious Life in a Feel-Good Novel 沙雕的爽文人生
[Transmigrate Into a Book, Beloved by All + Silly Comedy (If You Don’t Like Absurd Humor, Don’t Read)] As a child, Shi Cha was told by a fortune-teller that she would become a great eagle soaring through the skies. But somewhere along the way, she went astray and became the silliest bird in the Sahara Desert. On her thirtieth birthday, Shi Cha proudly joined the ranks of those who transmigrate into books. She became the white-lotus little sister of a feel-good novel’s heroine. Before Shi Cha tra
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The Lazy Girl Has the Demon Emperor Wrapped Around Her Finger 咸鱼她撩的魔帝不要不要的
[Goofy heroine × unhinged hero, a hilarious fantasy ride. All aboard!] The Regent of Great Li had a twisted personality, and was seriously unwell. Ye Piaoling received a task from her ridiculous System: collect the Regent’s Four Treasures, meaning four items he kept close to him! His mask, his belt, and… Ye Piaoling: “What do I get if I complete such a dangerous task?” Ridiculous System: “You can ascend on the spot!” Ye Piaoling was delighted to hear that. From then on, she ignored her tasks and
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Young Master Yue, Your Wife Is Back Again 越少,你老婆又穿回来了
After transmigrating to a world of immortal cultivation, Chu Yan works hard and diligently at her training. At last, she's about to form her Nascent Soul and become one of the youngest prodigies in the cultivation world to reach that stage. But the final tribulation lightning strikes her and sends her straight back to the moment before she transmigrated. She returns to the instant she accidentally fell down the stairs, staring at the blood all over the floor. “Um, sir, help me!” Chu Yan cries ou
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After Running from My Wedding, I Got a Whirlwind Marriage with My Fiancé 逃婚后,我和未婚夫闪婚了
[Whirlwind marriage + love at first sight + sweet romance] Before meeting Su Yan, Ye Xiang was spoiled and bold. After meeting him, she softened her edges and turned into a little temptress, constantly flirting with him. She was charming and alluring, teasing him, rubbing up against him, and trying to seduce him. Before meeting Ye Xiang, Su Yan was calm and restrained, gentle and refined, a perfect gentleman who always minded his manners. After meeting Ye Xiang, the gentleman was finally teased
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The Queen Starts Out as a Top-Tier Star 女王从顶流做起
[Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!”
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The Beloved Streamer Is Surprisingly Fierce 万人迷主播她凶猛异常
[Gender-swap, gender-swap, gender-swap] [Man transmigrates as a woman + no fixed CP + game streaming + comical money-making + multiple forced fake love rivalries] An Jin transmigrated. From a shut-in single male mage, he became a game character he had created himself. In his previous life, he was plain and ordinary, with mediocre grades, an average build and looks, and nothing special about him. In this life, she had bright eyes and pearly teeth, a killer figure, and a voice so sweet it could ma
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