
You Destroyed My Dantian This Morning, Now I’m Burning Paper at Your Grave
上午毁我丹田,下午在你坟前烧纸
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- Ancient Romance
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- Fantasy Romance
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OMG, author, you are so awesome. Your writing style is humorous and witty. Reading your writing makes me feel happy. I support you. Reading your novels is a stress reliever. Like it, like it, like it, keep updating, it's not enough.
Sand sculpture, fantasy, sect, ferocious beasts, cultivation. The combination of these elements, plus the smart and good-looking little junior sister. I fell into this book immediately and couldn't put it down. Five-star praise!
It's beautiful. I haven't seen such an interesting book in a long time. The heroine has three correct views, is not a holy mother, and has a bottom line. The author's writing is very good, humorous, and the story line is complete and perfect [like][like][like]
This is the best novel I have read in the six years I have been reading novels. The heroine has a full character, likeable, filial, does not kill indiscriminately, is not a virgin, is not a charlatan, has brains, and knows how to advance and retreat. She is a perfect heroine in my heart. (I really don't like that kind of arrogant and domineering heroine)
This is a fairy tale that takes an eccentric approach! The heroine has conquered thousands of readers with her unique charm and extraordinary sexy skills! The article also breaks away from the vicious cycle of being wonderful in the early stage of the article about cultivating immortals, but weak in the later stage! The introduction of the article looks familiar! A pitiful little boy who traveled through time, was abused at the beginning, and then switched to the impoverished Xuantian Sect. He had a cute and filial personality, and the money-grubbing and stingy master was well-accompanied! He also captured the hearts of his senior brothers and sisters! The first twenty chapters have single-handedly captured readers! The romance characters of the seniors are even more amazing! Abandoning the superficial coverage of similar articles in the past, I took a new approach and focused on describing the love brains of the senior brother and the second senior brother! With these as two main lines, you will be addicted to it every minute! The senior brother will be poisoned and needs to drink the blood of the original heroine to detoxify it, leading the heroine to make elixirs every time! The second senior brother has a special bloodline. He needs the original heroine to cover up his bloodline and induce the heroine to do something sexy. Only readers can't imagine it, and Feng Xi can't do it! The various minor characters in the article are even more vivid and flesh-and-blood! The master who is greedy for money and stingy, but prefers Feng Xi; Jun Wen who is possessed by a husky; Elder Hai who was the first to be deceived by Feng Xi and became lame; the second senior brother who plays the role of Qingcheng... All of them are amazing!
It's really good to watch. The heroine is super funny. It's really fun to watch. I hope the author will make more movies.
It looks good, the heroine does a lot of tricks, she talks nonsense, she is so good at deceiving people, and every time she steals the original heroine's things, it's quite fun to watch. It would be better if the original heroine went offline earlier, I don't want to see her get so mad [Thinking][Thinking]
Although I doubt that it is the author of Eighty-Eight Jobs, since the author has not admitted it, so be it. It's so funny. I'll learn some vocabulary skills. Although there are relatively few fighting scenes, there's nothing logical about it. Save it, like it and rate it. Anyway, it's another readable book. It's even more painful to wait every day, but after waiting, it's a happy time. It's so funny. Call it brainless, but it's still driven by logic. The heroine's sexy manipulation is hard to guard against. She is not a human being and she has no heart. The brainwashing is too fast and too powerful.
It's good to watch, I wish I had Fengxi's talkativeness~ [Admiration] After watching it for so long, I realized that there is no male protagonist, and it didn't feel out of place when I watched it for the first time, haha, I love the female protagonist who is the only one in the family [Sending my heart][Sending my heart]
I haven't seen such a beautiful article about cultivating immortals for a long time! That's awesome! 🕵️