To Succeed, Go Crazy First: My Parents' Toxic Romance? I Tell Them to Break Up

Name: To Succeed, Go Crazy First: My Parents' Toxic Romance? I Tell Them to Break Up
Author: Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun

要成功，先发疯，爸妈虐恋我劝分

by Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun (正余弦生活在太阳)

Status: Completed
Length: 201k Words
Genre: Modern Romance
Subgenre: Modern Romance High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

[I Transmigrated Back to When My Parents First Met, and I’m Killing Myself] [Subverting the Tropes + Absurd Comedy + Ensemble School Cast]

To change the fate of their villainous mother and their devoted second-male-lead father, Tu Fu and her two older brothers transmigrate to the time when their parents first met.

For her mother’s happiness, Tu Fu decides to bring her and the male lead together. “According to unofficial historical records, a female supporting character and the male lead can live happily ever after, too.”

Her brother, who only ships her parents as the destined couple, is furious. “That’s not unofficial history, it’s history! The real couple is always the sweetest!”

So they set off down the one-way road of obsessively shipping their own family’s couple while slandering and breaking up the rival couples.

[Matchmaking Plan 1: A public confession.]

Tu Fu talks her mother, Tu Rong, into confessing to the male lead in front of everyone on the assembly stage, and thoughtfully prepares a speech for her.

“Gu, I hope you hit nothing but obstacles wherever you go, and that they’re all, ” renminbi.

Before she can finish, her brother yanks out the microphone, leaving behind half a sentence that sounds downright provocative.

Tu Rong is out.

[Matchmaking Plan 2: Bring him breakfast.]

Her brother talks their father, Qi Can, into bringing a loving breakfast. Tu Fu has a sudden idea and gets him to bring breakfast for everyone.

The next morning, Qi Can is stopped at the school gate because his backpack, packed with forty portions of mixed noodles, is smoking.

Qi Can is out.

Tu Fu discovers that her nemesis has transmigrated along with her. Without a second thought, she pins the girl to the ground and beats her senseless.

The next day, “Shengying Student Beats Up Elderly Woman” shoots to the top of the trending charts, and the people involved are called out to clarify things in public.

Tu Fu: ...

Shi Shang snaps, “It’s gray highlights! You bunch of country bumpkins!”

Stats

80Chapters

3.2kReads · 30 days

302.4kReads · all time

491Shelf adds, last 14 days

9.2Score

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It's a good story. I hope the mother is the only one who shines, even though the story has two possible paths: a reconciliation after a breakup and a childhood sweetheart romance. (The reconciliation path seems more likely.) I want to see more interaction between the three siblings and their mother 😢😢😢. I hope that even if the mother finds love, it won't be too important to her.
162 likes2y ago
So touching 🥺 I only realized after reading it that it's by the same author as my favorite protagonist. This connection brings a sense of destiny, reminding me of when I read about Yan Luo and the others—they were like white moonlight to me. It felt like I lived with them, experiencing everything they went through, completely immersed in their stories. They're friends, but even more so, family. ฅ՞•ﻌ•՞ฅ
47 likes1y ago
The ensemble cast is perfect, the humor is perfect, and the writing is perfect 💕💕💕. The characters are well-developed and three-dimensional; it's a great campus novel. If it weren't for the comedic elements in the last chapter, I probably would have cried. 🤦🤦🤦 "You are not a villainous supporting character. You will always be the leading lady in my life."
39 likes1y ago
I absolutely love this book! 💕 (This review is only a few words long, but it's enough to express how much I love it. It's concise and clear, every word is captivating, and it perfectly expresses my feelings.) Hehehe, great deal!
39 likes2y ago
Here it is, a long-awaited long review! Author, your writing is amazing 👍! The whole story is incredibly humorous and funny, yet it also unexpectedly delivers a heart-wrenching moment about family. Fortunately, everything is alright. Dad Qi, to protect this family and Mom Tu, shouldered a heavy burden alone, even sacrificing himself (oh, by the way, Dad Qi is as clever as a monster).
30 likes1y ago
This is my favorite campus ensemble piece! I'm just hoping it doesn't stop updating! It can be slower, but it can't stop!!! Also, please check out the little butterfly story! 🥺
23 likes2y ago
It's absolutely amazing!!! Overall, the plot is very original, the theme is very positive, and most of the content is funny, interspersed with many complex character emotions and some touching scenes, which are quite tear-jerking (I, a mama's girl, burst into tears).
22 likes1y ago
It's seriously, seriously good! At first, I didn't support the parents getting back together, but after seeing the truth, I realized the four of them have to be together forever! And it's the first time I've seen the male lead, controlled by the plot, tell the female lead (the male and female leads represent the parents) this way—it's very original.
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It's so beautiful!!! 🥰🥰🥰The author is truly a god of ancient Greece who controlled comedic school fiction!!! 😘😘😘 The names are hilarious: Butcher, Motorcycle Rider, Interesting, Understanding... All I can say are they are good names, truly good names! 🤭🤭🤭 The whole family's mental state is also outstanding; they are filial sons and their filial piety is as loud as thunder!
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