Pick a Fight and Get Punched, This Little Zombie Has Every Right to Be Bold

Name: Pick a Fight and Get Punched, This Little Zombie Has Every Right to Be Bold
Author: Half an Orange Seed

不服就揍，小丧尸她理直气也壮

by Half an Orange Seed (半颗橙籽)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.0M Words
Genre: Ancient Romance
Subgenre: Fantasy Romance
Updated: 1y ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

The short drama "What Kind of Zombie Can Cultivate to Immortality?!" is now streaming (*˘︶˘*)...:*♡

Shi Xiaoxiao was a zombie who had just inherited the throne when a human bomb blasted her into the world of immortal cultivation.

She had also gotten smaller, now only half her former size.

She'd just eaten an egg when someone captured her. Then, for some inexplicable reason, she took a master and became his personal disciple.

Then she discovered there were no zombie underlings here, only humans.

Lele, the little zombie king, had said that powerful zombie kings could become just like humans, and humans wouldn't realize what they were even if they lived among them.

So she must have grown powerful, since the humans hadn't figured out she was a zombie.

That meant she could hide among them, too.

This wasn't the place she'd lived before, so she had to stay hidden.

She'd figure things out after finding a territory of her own.

So she began carving out territory, recruiting spirit beasts as underlings. Beasts were much more reliable than humans.

"Hnh, hnh. Wanna be my underling?"

Sixth-Rank Azure Ghost Leopard: "Hmph."

The next moment, it was beaten to a pulp. "I'll do it."

Seventh-Rank Heaven-Swallowing Tiger: "Boss, who are we beating up? I'm on it."

Eighth-Rank Nine-Tentacled White Snake: "Boss, if anyone dares bully you, tell me. I have lots of descendants. We'll crush them or poison them to death."

Ninth-Rank Undying Phoenix: "Hmph..."

Immortal King Banyan: "Our little mistress Xiaoxiao is so well-behaved..."

Lele, the little zombie king: "Xiaoxiao, come here."

When Xiaoxiao saw him, she happily scampered over.

"Lele, my territory is huge now. Wanna join me?"

Zhu Yeshu: "Yes."

He had to keep an eye on the little dumpling he'd raised himself. He couldn't let some other pig claim her.

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11.7kReads · 30 days

1MReads · all time

1.4kShelf adds, last 14 days

9.1Score

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Reader comments 50

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"Master, Junior Sister's Off to Mark Off Territory and Recruit Lessons Again" is an imaginative fantasy romance novel that has attracted a large readership with its unique setting and humorous dialogue. The protagonist, Shi Xiaoxiao, is a zombie king who transmigrates to another world.
30 likes1y ago
I declare this to be the most exciting and satisfying novel of 2025!!! The female protagonist, Xiaoxiao, is very strong. Although she is mentally challenged, she possesses immense power and has subdued many powerful spirit beasts, plants, and strange flames as her followers. Moreover, her master and senior brothers also dote on Xiaoxiao. Xiaoxiao is soft, cute, and incredibly powerful.
16 likes1y ago
Overall, it's pretty good. It's a satisfying read, with the female lead being the strongest and most powerful. The plot is also good and coherent, the language is quite humorous, and it's a fairly intelligent story. It's quite enjoyable. However, there's one thing I didn't like at the end: they exposed Yingyu in the Weak Water.
12 likes1y ago
It's very good. The female lead is one of my favorites. She'll kill someone if she can, which is very satisfying to watch. It's just that there aren't enough episodes. (The only downside is that the female lead's senior brother is a bit weak-willed. That girl surnamed Cui is arrogant and loves to fake cry. She clings to people who don't like her and even tries to trick the young female lead into helping her pursue her senior brother.)
12 likes1y ago
To be honest, if the male lead were included, his role could have been more prominent. The story is well-written, brilliant, and perfectly complete. So far, I haven't seen any negative changes to the female lead's character; she always resolves situations where others bully her. I can only say 6666666!
11 likes1y ago
[Cultivation Fantasy + Post-Apocalyptic Transmigration + Pampered Family Romance + Female Lead Xiaoxiao Starts as an Innocent Child but Has Top-Tier Strength + Has a Romantic Partner] 💕The female and male leads are transmigrated from a post-apocalyptic zombie king.
10 likes1y ago
The female lead is invincible yet unassuming, instead being obedient and adorable; she's also a cute foodie.
10 likes1y ago
The content is novel, the structure is clear, and the characters are well-developed. It's super entertaining, with a tightly woven plot that revolves around the main theme of "expanding territory and recruiting followers."
9 likes1y ago
The novel's plot is lighthearted and humorous, full of laughs. The process of Shi Xiaoxiao recruiting followers is filled with hilarious moments. Shi Xiaoxiao sometimes displays a cute and innocent side, like an adorable child.
9 likes1y ago
It's great! The content is exciting, and I'm looking forward to Xiaoxiao and Lele's reunion. Strength is everything (Xiaoxiao: Any beast that can't beat me is a little brother 😄). Looking forward to more updates from the author! Keep it up! 😘😘😘😘😘😘
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