Surreal, Hilarious Stories Only. Don't Recommend Random Junk. No Trash Allowed 🚫 抽象搞笑的，一些乱推的就别来了，垃圾🚫进入

1. 1 系 The System Wants Me to Win by Doing Nothing, but My Livestream Forces Me to Put on a Show! 系统让我躺赢，直播逼我整活！ An Accident是个意外Urban1.6M WordsCompleted [Livestream] [System] [Absurd] [Comedy Shenanigans] [Funny] [Female Streamer] [Urban Slice of Life] Jiang He: Thanks for asking. I'm in the city and just got bound to a System. Its function is simple and straightforward: go live and win without lifting a finger! Money? Traffic? It all comes rolling in while I lie around! I just don't know why the vibe in my Livestream is so weird. An interview with a passerby turns into an arrest scene. A late-night snack leads to an antiques case. I go for a wa 47kReads8.0Score3.1kShelves

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   Those must be the first three books, written by the same author, the Chengdu Orphans trilogy [Sneaky Smile] [Sneaky Smile] are all abstract and funny live broadcasts. The latter one is from a female channel and contains an excessive amount of memes.

2. 2 直 Livestream Antics: Starting with Dazai the Dolphin 直播整活：从豚子呆小妹开始 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestream + Pranks + Female Streamer + System] She gets a livestream prank System. Every successful prank earns her a random reward! Jiang Nan: I’ll do a magic trick for you. Dai Xiaomei: What kind of trick? Jiang Nan: I’ll make your livestream disappear! With that, Jiang Nan reaches toward her own waist… Dai Xiaomei:!!! Are you crazy?! [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve been rewarded with ten million yuan!] [Ding! Congratulations, Host! Your prank succeeded. You’ve 46.2kReads9.0Score2.7kShelves
3. 3 直 Livestream Sign-In: The Internet's Most Unhinged Streamer 直播签到：全网最抽象主播 An Accident是个意外Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Livestreaming + outrageous antics + sign-in rewards + comedy + absurdity + female streamer + female entertainer] Jiang Yun unexpectedly obtains a livestream sign-in System. All he has to do is livestream to receive sign-in rewards! To rack up livestream hours and claim the System’s rewards, he decides to connect with other streamers. His first guest is the popular streamer Dai Xiaomei. Dai Xiaomei: “What talents do you have?” Jiang Yun: “I can sing.” Dai Xiaomei: “Let’s hear it.” Jiang Yun: “On 55.3kReads9.1Score3.5kShelves
4. 4 这 This Is a Crazy Story, I'm a Nutcase, That's the Introduction 这是癫文，我是神经，介绍完毕 Chen Jiujiu沉酒九Modern Romance890k WordsCompleted [One-on-one + Happy Ending + Goofy + Completely Unhinged + Bonkers + Insane + Meme-filled] [Unhinged celebrity x domineering CEO who's not cold and aloof] Si Qian transmigrated into a book, becoming an unknown supporting actress in an old-fashioned novel. The System ordered her to redeem the second male lead, or it would wipe out all her assets. Si Qian looked at her remaining balance of two yuan and fifty cents, then gave the System a huge slap. Quit yelling! You're scaring away all my money! A 16.2kReads9.1Score2.3kShelves
5. 5 不 Wait, Bro, How Did You Become a Succubus Everyone Loves? 不是，哥们？你是咋成魅魔万人迷 A Long Sigh长叹一声Urban3.8M WordsOngoing (Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q 276.2kReads9.5Score18.1kShelves

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   [I also strongly recommend] [I also strongly recommend] [I also strongly recommend] We are always used to leaving the gentlest side to strangers, but leaving the worst temper to the people closest to us.

6. 6 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m a Water-Spirited River God, You Know 斩神：人家是水灵灵的河神哟 Flying Cat崩飞猫Male-Channel Fanfiction1.6M WordsOngoing [Slaying the Gods + roleplay + River God + conceptual deity + goofy humor + stealing the spotlight + near-invincible + shamelessly unbothered] [The highest-rated Slaying the Gods fanfic. Add it to your bookshelf so you don’t lose your way!] He Fan transmigrates into the world of Slaying the Gods. The bad news: He runs into a Faceless and nearly bites the dust. The good news: He awakens the [God-Tier Roleplay System]. From the start, he plays the River God. Once his roleplay reaches certain 32.3kReads9.3Score4.2kShelves

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   One second he was complaining about the courier guy, and the next second he jumped into the river! The old man on the shore was confused: "Brother! How can you send yourself away when you send a courier?!" (Inner OS: Is this KPI so stressful?) **The reversal happened too fast! ** He Fan at the bottom of the river: "Bah! You just jumped into the river! I'm going home!" I saw him unpacking the package in seconds under the water, quickly changing into cloth clothes and shoes, and putting on a headscarf and ribbon. His movements were smooth and fluid, and he was extremely professional! [Bite! The character is filled in! Playing progress +5%! ] [Current progress: 7%] He Fanle blossomed: "Oh! Just change into 'work clothes' and your price will increase by 5%? This river god skin is very cost-effective!" The improvement in acting is so exciting, and it is also funny and funny.

7. 7 就 Go Ahead and Watch, Let’s See If You Laugh Your Head Off 就看吧，看把不把你头笑掉就完事 Shui Yexiang水耶香Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 122.2kReads9.0Score14.8kShelves

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   It's so funny, hahaha, it's so funny

8. 8 九 Ninth Master, Your Wife Is Picking Fights Again. Do Something! 九爷，你老婆又怼人了，管管啊 Yan Ze颜泽Two Male Leads616k WordsCompleted [Book 2 of the Series] [Two Male Leads / Older-Man Pampering / Marriage First, Love Later / Variety Show Livestream] [Top-Tier Star Bottom x Powerful Beijing Circle Top] He debuted as a genius singer at nineteen, but was completely blacklisted at twenty for offending the wrong people. Shi Ming gave a cold laugh. “I’m tired. Let’s burn it all down.” Then he took the whole company down with him At a banquet, he sank his teeth into Gu Jiujing, the living King of Hell whom nobody in all of Beijing d 12.6kReads9.3Score1.7kShelves

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   Highly recommend this book!!! I was shaking with laughter in bed in the middle of the night. Shou's character is super interesting. Even though she is being taken care of, she still fights against Gong. It's really super pretty!!!

9. 9 末 The Apocalypse Is Coming? I’ll Arrive First! 末日降临？我先降临！ Noodle King Zai板面王仔Sci-Fi & Apocalypse2.8M WordsCompleted [The print edition of I'm a Supplier of Survival Plans for the End Times is now available on major platforms] [Character growth · Multi-theme stages · Ensemble cast · Occasional brutal takedowns · No cookie-cutter plot · No mindless wish fulfillment] After facing repeated layoffs and betrayals, Su Jin was at the lowest point of his life when he was accidentally hired by a mysterious company. Countless worlds are on the brink of destruction. Only by saving their clients can the sparks of civiliza 540.5kReads9.2Score55.3kShelves

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   After reading all the Tomato novels, the two books written by Ban Mian Wang Zai are unique. The protagonist behaves absurdly and perversely, repeatedly breaking through secular imagination and human bottom line. The humorous plot is hilarious, and the bizarre setting subverts cognition. It is a hearty and enjoyable read. It is a masterpiece among online novels!

10. 10 修 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Eastern Fantasy2.7M WordsCompleted “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 167.4kReads9.5Score25.9kShelves
11. 11 她 She Said Our Bond Was Fragile, So We Had a Baby to Save It 她说兄弟不牢固，生个孩子来维护 Give Me a Piece of What You're Eating吃的给我掰点Urban1.3M WordsOngoing [Meme Humor] + [Here for the Fun] + [Snark] + [Chasing Her Husband to the Crematorium] + [School Life] + [Healing] + [Love Triangle Chaos] + [Lighthearted Comedy] + [No Consolation for the Losing Heroines] My name is Su Zhe, and I'm surrounded by losing heroines. I think snarking on them is more fun than trying to save them. A timid, socially anxious heiress, an insecure and sensitive class monitor with a surprising side, and an abstract girl who seems optimistic: each has something they just ca 48.3kReads9.2Score4.5kShelves

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    There is nothing to say about the abstract. They are all for fun. The third book, Abstract Lies, comes as soon as you open your mouth. 😂😂😂 The rating is guaranteed and there are many readers. Those who are interested can check it out.

12. 12 糟 Oh No! The Campus Beauty Found the Secret on My Phone 糟糕！被校花发现手机里的秘密 Coffee-Soaked Instant Noodles咖啡泡面Urban790k WordsOngoing [Not reborn] [No System] [School life] [Everyday life] Lin Qiuyue: Teacher, Jiang Yu cheated! Jiang Yu: Teacher, Lin Qiuyue farted! Lin Qiuyue: Jiang Yu, my parents aren't home, and I'm a little scared by myself. Can I stay at your place tonight? 9.8kReads9.0Score727Shelves
13. 13 我 I Turned Them All Down, So Why Are They Still Fighting? 我都拒绝了，她们怎么还打？ A Little Like Eas, But Not Much有点易斯但不多Urban1.3M WordsCompleted [Love rivals + multiple heroines + everyday life + lighthearted + living off a woman + constantly changing sides...] Ye Cheng was forced to be reborn for reasons that were less than honorable. He returned to four years earlier. To make sure he could lie flat this time, Ye Cheng arranged to meet them sooner. A year later... [The weirdo who likes wearing black stockings]: A Cheng, I've been taking my medication properly lately. Could you spend more time with me? [The silly little blonde who draws] 21.7kReads8.8Score2.1kShelves
14. 14 别 Stop Scrolling, Bro! This Streamer Isn’t Here to Perform 别刷了哥！这主播根本不是卖艺的 Blue Chalk蓝色粉笔Urban1.8M WordsCompleted Jiang Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a livestream money-grabbing System! As long as he earns gifts and tips and meets his cash-grabbing targets, he can receive random rewards from the System! And so, the internet's most shamelessly money-hungry streamer is born! "Boss! Singing, dancing, doing stunts, rapping, standing on my head, whatever other streamers can do, I can do too. And whatever they can't do, I can do even better!" "Boss, just tell me what you want me to do! As lon 157.6kReads9.4Score15.5kShelves

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    [🔥 Hilarious Tweet] "I am the money-making anchor!" But the big brother is really cool." Jiang Feng, the wildest anchor in history! He is proficient in singing, dancing, doing handstands and rapping, and he just says, "If I have enough money, I will sleep with you"! All the sales work in the previous life was not in vain, bragging about MAX technology! Big brother wants emotional value? Arrange! The chatter was endless and the whole thing was non-stop, making the live broadcast room burst into laughter! Others rely on their talents, but he relies on his thick skin to make a living. But I can't stand my big brother! Of! Brush! Ah!

15. 15 别 Stop Picking It Up! The Country Has Run Out of Excuses! 别捡了，国家找不到借口啦！ Two Meals a Day一天饿两顿Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Feel-good] [Comedy] [Livestream] [No Romance] [Lighthearted] Su Yun transmigrates into a parallel world and joins the show The Strongest Challenger, where he draws the job of “scrap collector.” From the moment he finds a Type 38 rifle, things start getting weird. Police: “You’re just a scrap collector, so why are you always running into corpses?” Online viewers: “I told you to collect scrap, not solve crimes!” Military: “Holy crap! A pilgrimage of beasts! The Imperial Seal! The tomb of a Qin dy 24.2kReads8.8Score2.7kShelves

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    [Smile] It's so abstract that it makes me laugh.

16. 16 直 Livestream: Northeastern China’s Succubus, Live Shenanigans 直播：东北魅魔，实时整活 Cheng Cheng洆丞Urban179k WordsOngoing [Pure fun] [Scheming] [Hilarious] Xiao Chunan, a Northeasterner, accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world. When he opens his eyes, he discovers he's become a top-tier succubus and awakened the strongest livestream support System. “I'm going to be unstoppable!” “From now on, I'll need a whole semi-truck just to haul all my cash!” With the System's help, the succubus Xiao Chunan starts churning out one outrageous stunt after another. He shocks everyone at the start of his livestream with a w 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    These are guaranteed to be funny

17. 17 碰 Trying to Frame Me? You've Picked the Wrong Guy! 碰瓷我？那你算是碰上烙铁咯！ At Ten, I'll Never Go to Bed十点打死不睡Urban381k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy + memes + cathartic thrills] Passenger: “Driver, I’ve had too much to drink and I’m a little thirsty. Can I have some of the water in the back?” Su Mu: “Of course.” Passenger: Gulp, gulp, gulp~ “Driver, I’m feeling a bit sick now. Can I throw up in the car?” Su Mu: “Uh, go ahead.” Passenger: “Bleegh, bleegh, bleegh~” “Driver, I really need to pee. Can I do it in the car?” Su Mu: “...Go ahead.” Passenger: “? Driver, why are you agreeing to everything? Aren’t you afraid I’ll m 5.8kReads8.2Score508Shelves
18. 18 极 From Extreme Challenge to Five Ha, I Finally Made It Big by Riding Their Coattails 极挑到五哈，蹭着蹭着终于火了 Huang Zhongli黄中鲤Urban150k WordsCompleted Chen Cheng transmigrates, but nothing he does ever catches on. In desperation, he comes up with a plan. Season two of Go Fighting! is filming in Shanghai. While Sun Honglei is frantically trying to break the ice and find the key, Chen Cheng stands outside the wall with a megaphone, loudly singing, “Go, go, go, oh-leh, oh-leh!” Written off as an attention seeker, he gradually becomes part of the Man Gang. On I Am an Actor, he frantically recreates the scene where Crybaby Qiang gets kicked. On Mus 505Reads6.3Score—Shelves
19. 19 你 You Act Unhinged, I Act Even More Unhinged, Side by Side on a Dating Show 你发癫，我更癫，恋综上面肩并肩 Six-Six Fruit六六果Two Male Leads640k WordsCompleted [Audio drama now available~~~] [Dual Male Leads + One-on-One Romance + Dating Reality Show, Hilarious, Sweet, and Satisfying] [Unhinged Young Heartthrob VS Even More Unhinged CEO] He transmigrates into a book and immediately gets pressured by a scumbag into breaking off their engagement? Shen Yan goes berserk on the spot: “If you want to save face, you have to give some too. Having a mistress doesn’t make you right. Pay me four million, or I’ll see you outside the proctology clinic!” Early i 29.6kReads9.5Score4.3kShelves
20. 20 开 Playing the Victim from the Start, How Did I Make the Entire Internet Burst Out Laughing? 开局卖惨，怎么全网笑喷了 Eightfold Miko八重寄子丶Urban1.4M WordsOngoing [Comedy + lighthearted + one heroine] When Chen Ci stands on the stage of Voice of Huaxia, covering his face as he “cries,” everyone in the audience thinks he'll play up his sob story for attention, just like the other contestants. But who could have guessed that the moment Chen Ci starts telling his sob story, the whole internet would burst out laughing! “A gambling-addicted dad, a sick mom, a little sister still in school, and a broken home!” Audience: “Dude, seriously? Who taught you to t 7.8kReads8.4Score363Shelves
21. 21 癫 Crazy, All Crazy, A Little Madness Is Good 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 403.4kReads9.8Score54.5kShelves
22. 22 山 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 12.4kReads8.6Score1.1kShelves

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    It's super funny, and it's really good at making things happen. The key is the top part. I can't stop watching it!! Worth your try

23. 23 东 Tokyo: I Take Revenge on Bad Women 东京：我向坏女人发起复仇 Unless the Dawn Comes除非朝霞Urban1.6M WordsOngoing Transmigrating to Tokyo, Japan, he finds himself from the start living under someone else’s roof. Fujii Itsuki only wants to work diligently, save money, and become a fully evolved Tokyo office drone after graduation. Unfortunately, things never go according to plan, and trouble keeps coming one thing after another. 28.5kReads9.3Score1.7kShelves

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    A rich young man in Tokyo lost his family fortune due to a mistake. Let's see how he regains everything. On the way, he violently assaults his sister's campus eldest sister, the rich lady [Shy]

24. 24 我 I Am Uncontainable 我，无法收容 May Season五月时期Urban3.2M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted] [Everyday life] [Managing containment facilities] (Peaked at 600,000 active readers and has updated steadily for over a year.) The sun burned beneath the deep sea, while roots spread across the sky. Gears grew from people’s bodies, and upside-down cities fell like meteorites. Fang Jiu once thought that these things, which existed only in fantasy, had nothing to do with an ordinary man like him. That was until his head was chopped off one night... (The pace is slower from the start 121.4kReads9.3Score12.1kShelves

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    This is a super abstract book that I just discovered recently, but the writing and plot logic are pretty good. I highly recommend it.

25. 25 我 I Made a Pact with the Gods, and Now You’re All Turtles 我与神明画押，你们都变王八 Sine and Cosine Live in the Sun正余弦生活在太阳Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Ridiculous comedy] When Yan Luo was put on the spot from the start and expected to confess in front of everyone, she thought fast and called out to the young master: “Classmate Cang Zhu, wise people don’t fall in love. Let’s build a beautiful homeland and work together to create a harmonious society!” The young master: ... The young master at first: “Go away! Keep your distance! You’re scaring me!” The young master, winning himself over: “Holy crap, she insulted me. Does she like me? Holy crap, 36.7kReads9.6Score5.7kShelves

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    Help! These 3 books are simply a perpetual motion machine of happiness! From the beginning to the end of laughter, the whole process is high-energy without any dull moments. It is recommended to take it with anti-hypertensive drugs. I am really afraid that I will have eight-pack abs from laughing.

26. 26 都 I Told You, Everyone Who Studies Magic Is Crazy! 都说了学魔法的都有病！ Ghost Denier无鬼论者Modern Romance2.8M WordsOngoing [Not Western fantasy: a Chinese-style magic academy, absurd comedy + ensemble cast + hilarious daily life, with romance] [A ridiculous heroine causes trouble and leads everyone astray: a bunch of lunatic students hilariously learning magic] Li Wenyin woke up in a magical world and struggled to survive at a top-tier Chinese-style magic academy. She cut up the school flags to make uniforms, stole textbooks and sprinted for her life, and made the deans so furious their eyes nearly popped out. She w 122.9kReads9.5Score13.6kShelves
27. 27 快 Quick Transmigration: The Tragic-Novel Heroine Seems to Have a Serious Problem 快穿：虐文女主好像有那个大病 Beyond the Mountains山外Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + Slacker + Romance-Averse] Male lead: “The only one I've ever loved is her!” Cen Jing (rolling down the car window): “You two have to make it work. I'll take a car.” Second male lead: “You're interesting.” Cen Jing: “You deserve someone better, not someone who's already the best, like me.” Villainous big shot (pointing at the male lead and his mistress): “Why not tell the driver to run them over?” Cen Jing: “Hello? 110? Someone's inciting someone to commit murder... No, I'm not stutterin 13kReads9.5Score1.9kShelves
28. 28 小 I Saved the Entire Sect by Slacking Off 小师妹明明超强却过分沙雕 The Princess Isn't Going Home公主不回家Ancient Romance1.9M WordsCompleted (The second physical volume is out) Ye Qiao woke up one day to find she had become the second senior sister, a tool character in a novel about a girl adored by everyone. In the novel, whenever the junior sister was in trouble, the second senior sister stepped in. If the junior sister wanted a divine artifact, the second senior sister fetched it. If the junior sister lacked a spiritual root, hers had to be dug out. Ye Qiao was at her breaking point. She fled the mountain in the middle of the nigh 237kReads9.6Score25.1kShelves

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    This is really abstract!!!! Who knows the sense of redemption that comes from laughing like a maggot in the middle of the night?

29. 29 当 Becoming the Internet Emperor and Living a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生 Evil Mother Orangutan恶毒母猩猩Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted [An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th 47.7kReads8.9Score8.7kShelves
30. 30 又 So What If She’s Wild and Unhinged? She’s a Lunatic 又疯又癫怎么了？她可是神经病 This Bird Takes Off First本鸟先飞Modern Romance456k WordsCompleted [A dazzling actress in a beautifully unhinged state of mind vs. an equally deranged heir to a top conglomerate] Song Jin had just been discharged from a psychiatric hospital when a car sent her straight into an old-school CEO romance novel. A CEO who throws money around, a universally adored white moonlight, and a vicious mother-in-law. And then there’s her, a cannon-fodder character who gets put through hell. On the first day after transmigrating, she wakes up in a hospital bed and gets humilia 599Reads8.7Score108Shelves
31. 31 皇 The Emperor's Gold Medal County Magistrate 皇家金牌县令 Noodle King Zai板面王仔Historical2.7M WordsCompleted [Farming + lighthearted fun + transmigration] Fang Zhengyi transmigrates to the Great Jing dynasty and becomes a county magistrate. After seven years of work, he has created his own earthly paradise. He’d planned to live out his days as a carefree little emperor. In the thirteenth year of the Jinghe era, the emperor of Great Jing travels incognito and accidentally wanders into Taoyuan County... The moment the emperor enters the county, he is astonished! The many strange and wondrous things leave 308.2kReads9.5Score40.6kShelves
32. 32 京 The Violent Prince of the Capital's Elite: The Protagonist Wants to Die Just to Survive 京圈暴戾太子，主角活着想死 Gangmen Pianzuo纲门翩佐Urban6.9M WordsOngoing [Decisive and ruthless]+ [No bleeding-heart saint, no simping]+ [Light System]+ [Beauty everywhere]+ [Never gets pushed around]+ [Invincible] [Unhinged fiction, absurdist humor, author has completely lost it] [Saintly do-gooders, stay away! Saintly do-gooders, stay away! Saintly do-gooders, stay away!!!] Shen Wuxiao arrives in the world of a high-martial arts novel as the vicious, powerful-background-rich playboy from the book! He also awakens the Villain Plunder System. All he has to do is stea 102.4kReads9.0Score8.8kShelves
33. 33 我 I, I-I-I-I, Am from Different Times and Spaces 我，我我我我我，来自不同时空 Maple Drifts Past Chang'an枫过长安Urban3.0M WordsCompleted The original novel behind the motion comic Hi, Su Chen [Lighthearted comedy] [Ensemble cast] [Everyday urban life] [No System] I am a zombie with no morals. I am a cold-blooded, ruthless assassin. I am a student with a rotten character. I am an arrogant, spoiled celebrity. I am an immortal consumed by lust. I am a scholar who has lost all humanity. I want to kill myself! I want to stay alive! I want to escape this world! I'm plotting to destroy humanity! I want to be the savior everyone look 43.7kReads9.1Score6.3kShelves
34. 34 三 Three Kingdoms: This Liu Bei Is Not Quite Right 三国：这个刘备不对劲 Windblown Love and Waves风吹爱浪Historical812k WordsCompleted What ancient elegance, what years like a song? What heroes and beauties, lovely as a painting? All there is is a brutal age of chaos in which tens of millions died. This blurb can't do the story justice, so I invite all you esteemed readers to head to the main text. 4kReads8.9Score247Shelves
35. 35 三 Three Kingdoms: He Can Punch with Ten Thousand Jin of Force, and You Call Him a Civil Official? 三国：一拳万斤力你管他叫文官？ Flower-Faced Little Kite花颜小风筝Historical2.4M WordsCompleted [Three Kingdoms] [Invincible] [Hilarious] [Farming] [Schemer] He transmigrates into the Three Kingdoms era as an officer under Dong Zhuo and awakens with the strength to lift ten thousand jin from the start. He only wanted to survive the troubled times, but his mindset changes. A true man lives between Heaven and Earth. How can he remain beneath others forever? When eighteen warlords unite to campaign against Dong Zhuo, Su Yun decides to stop keeping a low profile. With a hundred cavalrymen, he 41.6kReads9.2Score4kShelves
36. 36 火 Naruto: This Naruto Is a Little Absurd 火影：这个鸣人有点抽象 Out of Lighters打火机没了Anime Fanfiction885k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted, funny, a little slice-of-life, don't complain about OOC, absurd, keeping up with current events] Boruto stood on a Konoha street in a red tracksuit, putting an arm around Naruto. "Dad, let's make a little video together!" Then he pulled out his phone and wrote the caption: "Konoha's Boruto runs into his youthful dad." Sakura uses Black Flash? Sasuke becomes Wandering Sasuke? Danzo slashes the tires on Hiruzen Sarutobi's electric bike in the middle of the street? Kakashi transi 3.9kReads8.6Score229Shelves
37. 37 老 You Call Catch the Chicken a Conceptual Skill? 老鹰捉小鸡，你管这叫概念技？ The Heartache of 900 Million Girls九亿少女的痛Urban272k WordsCompleted [Lighthearted absurdity + extreme stupidity + comedy + ruthless action + high martial arts] Lin Bei transmigrates by accident and gets bound to a System. The System is perfectly serious, but all the divine skills it gives him are ridiculous. Divine Skill 1 [Eagle Catches the Chick!]: Forcefully snatches the target’s chick. Divine Skill 2 [You Can’t See a Thing!]: Whenever the target reaches for the Host, they’re guaranteed to find themselves unable to see a thing. Divine Skill 3 [Sacrifice Your 216Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 38 f F4's Little Sidekick? I Keep F4 in Line with My Absurd Antics f4小跟班？我靠抽象拿捏f4 Watching Snow in the Courtyard庭前观雪Two Male Leads926k WordsCompleted [Dual male leads + bizarre, universally adored bottom + elite academy + F4 love quadrangle + System + group adoration + everyone loves the protagonist] Guys, does anyone else get it? Before he transmigrated, he was a low-level office worker, sucking up to his boss every day. After transmigrating, he thought he’d finally get to enjoy himself. Instead, he became F4’s lackey, at their beck and call every day. Guess the life of an exploited worker was inescapable. On-screen comment System: You 7.1kReads9.0Score1.2kShelves
39. 39 关 How I Get Stronger by Making Memes 关于我玩梗就能变强这件事 Severe Internet Addiction Sufferer重度网瘾患者Anime Fanfiction154k WordsCompleted [Hokage + Nearly Invincible + System + Comedy + No Goody-Two-Shoes + Memes + Multiverse] Huo Shen Longzhijie got a meme System, and from then on he kept saying things no one could understand. With the meme System to help him, victory was inevitable... my foot! Li Ping'an, a twelfth-realm immortal, takes up residence at the Fire Temple in the Land of Fire and easily cuts down Hidan with his sword. Yan Xiao, the Flame Emperor who established the Endless Flame Domain, commands all the flames beneat 3Reads—Score—Shelves
40. 40 重 Reborn, the System Forces Me to Cultivate in the Abstract 重生后，系统逼我抽象修仙 Running Wild on the Night Road夜路撒野Anime Fanfiction122k WordsCompleted [Hilarious Shenanigans] [Unorthodox Cultivation] [Everyday Schemes] [Absurd Comedy] [This is a pure fun-loving cultivation power fantasy. The pacing shifts between fast and slow, so don't read if that's not your thing.] Jiang Yun got incredibly lucky and transmigrated into a cultivation world. The good news was... His System had awakened. The bad news was... This System was completely absurd. [Quest One: You're taking the Chunin Exams. Defeat your opponent and get promoted to Chunin.] "What the 2Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 41 抽 Abstract Cards: I'm No Card God 抽象卡牌：我不是牌神 Love Dumplings and Yogurt爱吃饺子喝酸奶Urban484k WordsCompleted [Absurd humor + easygoing comedy + cards + no female lead + chaotic] Also known as: The More Absurd, the Stronger! After transmigrating, Qin Zhen finds himself about to be hanged from a white silk noose. To stay alive, he puts his greatest asset to work: the power of cards! In this world where cards reign supreme, Qin Zhen’s cards are just a tiny bit different from everyone else’s. Other people’s cards are: [Army of the Undead] [Mass Grave] [Fire Dragon Blast] [Ink-Wash Landscape] [Ten Thousand 104Reads6.1Score—Shelves
42. 42 抽 Does Being Abstract Make You Stronger? I'll Slaughter My Way Through the High-Martial World! 抽象就变强？我直接杀穿高武！ Rainbow Watermelon五颜六色的西瓜Urban103k WordsCompleted The national soccer team sweeps the World Cup 6-0, but Chen Ke gets dragged into a world of advanced martial arts. Fierce beasts run rampant, martial artists rule, and the weak are like ants! Fortunately, the System descends with rules that defy reason: the more absurd it gets, the more invincible you become! From the start, a Golden Core refines his body, and all attacks deal [Absolute True Damage]. The "geniuses' defenses" his enemies boast about are as fragile as paper! Basic martial arts tec 1Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 43 我 My Cultivation Style Is Too Absurd 我的修仙画风过于抽象 Awakening from a Dream and Becoming Mortal梦醒化凡Eastern Fantasy104k WordsOngoing [Goofy Memes] [Hilarious Daily Life] [Abstract Art Style] [Unreliable System] Wait, why is the art style of the cultivation world getting more and more abstract? Zhang Deshuai, owner of a goofy System, says he's not taking the blame for this. "One Hundred Percent Catches a Blade Barehanded": Get on your knees, catch the sword, and call me Dad. "Mouth of a King": Send warm regards to the ancestors of your ancestors for eighteen generations. "Brick of Virtue": For those who refuse to submit. If th —Reads—Score—Shelves
44. 44 抽 Absurd System, I’m at My Wits’ End! 抽象系统，我人麻了！ Daibai the Great呆白大大Urban122k WordsOngoing [Fantasy] [System] [Suspense] [School Life] [The Year Before the Apocalypse] You mean there are no rewards for completing missions? And the punishment for failing is... System, do you seriously not consider me human? Chen Yang felt like a windfall had dropped into his lap, except this windfall was a little hard to swallow! The System's missions grew increasingly bizarre, and their punishments ever more ridiculous! At last, a protagonist who had never been messed with by the System was born! Chen —Reads—Score—Shelves
45. 45 出 Invincible the Moment I Leave the Village: How Will You Deal with Me? 出村就无敌，阁下如何应对 Three Jin of Grapes三斤葡萄Mystery1.2M WordsCompleted Liu Ye had always thought he was a good person, especially a devoted son. He was particularly filial to his mother. The Festive Funeral Ghost: What a load of crap! He was kind and gentle toward his father. The Water Ghost: Waaaah... Don’t come any closer! If you do, I’ll kill myself! He would go through fire and water for his friends. The other ghosts: You mean you’d stab us twice, right? All in all, Liu Ye felt that he was a very happy person. All the ghosts: Isn’t your happiness just our tragi 215.3kReads9.5Score33.2kShelves

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    The novel I have read so far is quite funny.

46. 46 这 This Villain Has a Conscience, Just Not Much of One! 这个反派有点良心，但是不多！ I Keep a Fat Rabbit家养了只肥兔Eastern Fantasy4.3M WordsCompleted "Lovably awful villain + wish fulfillment + scheming + lighthearted + sly trickster + shameless + not an invincible protagonist" Qin Feng transmigrated into the ancient wilderness as the eldest young master of the Qin family. His twin younger brother was the legendary Chosen One, and possessed a one-in-ten-thousand Supreme Bone. He thought he could ride his brother’s coattails to the peak of life, but then an unprincipled System showed up and told him there was a bright future in being a villain 418.2kReads9.5Score89.6kShelves
47. 47 身 You Can Steal My Identity, But What About My Mental Illness? 身份可以偷走，那我的精神病呢？ Flickering Candle Stub残烛跳荡Modern Romance484k WordsCompleted [Publication rights signed ✚ Absurd memes ✚ Chaotic variety show ✚ Animal mind reading] Ming Li wakes up in the body of a celebrity who was sent to a psychiatric hospital by her family. From the start, she’s mocked by the entire internet, saddled with a family that leeches off her, and called mentally ill! Ming Li: Whatever. The things that don’t kill her will only make her even crazier! When a sharp-tongued entertainment reporter comes after her, she says, “A tadpole with a frog tattoo, and you 74.9kReads9.6Score11.2kShelves

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    Abstract funny, recommended

48. 48 快 Quick Transmigration: I Go So Crazy Even the Heavenly Dao Is Afraid 快穿：我癫起来连天道都怕 Ou Suan偶蒜Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Quick transmigration + no romance + unhinged + no morals + face-slapping and punishing scum] Behind every successful protagonist is a crowd of tragic cannon fodder who quietly sacrifice everything. The moment Cheng, who has cast aside all personal standards to enjoy a shameless life, joins the Quick Transmigration Bureau, she is thrown into a slaughterhouse of cannon fodder. The protagonists she faces are kidnappers and wife-beaters, transmigrators and reborn people. Every one of them has a gol 10.6kReads8.7Score1kShelves
49. 49 流 The Hooligan Tutor: Turning Fusu into a Gangster Crown Prince 流氓帝师：爆改扶苏黑道太子爷 The King of Qin Circles the Pig秦王绕猪Historical445k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted + Farming + Going Dark + Absolutely No Decency] [The Qin Dynasty’s Hooligan Tutor: From the Start, I Turned Fusu into a Black-Market Crown Prince] Qin Xuan transmigrates to the Qin Dynasty as a minor county magistrate from the Ying clan, and even gains custody of Fusu. Heartbroken by how weak and merciful Fusu was in his previous life, he spends six years secretly turning him into a black-market crown prince. From then on, Fusu punches the nursing home in the south and kicks the ki 1.5kReads9.0Score171Shelves

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    A super funny and abstract book, the kind that can make you laugh like a maggot in bed. Don't ask me why, I know. It's just that I have a friend who is writhing crazily on the bed.

50. 50 主 Protagonist, Get Over Here! Let’s Become Sworn Brothers First! 主角快来，咱俩先拜一个！ Red Sun, Spirit Cloud红日灵云Urban1.1M WordsCompleted I transmigrated and got bound to a… My Brothers Are a Few Too Many, But I’m Really Not a Gangster System. Yep, that’s right. I’m a villain, and a villain with multiple identities at that. The villains in this world may have all died off, because I’m every villain there is! The System tells me to make more sworn-brotherhoods. The more sworn brothers I have, the farther I can go on the road to opposing the protagonist. Fine, I’ll oppose them… Fake heiresses, domineering CEOs? Piece of cake! Then I 20.9kReads8.9Score1.7kShelves

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    A bunch of abstract ones, I was even a little embarrassed to see them [Learned]

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