You Call Catch the Chicken a Conceptual Skill?

[Lighthearted absurdity + extreme stupidity + comedy + ruthless action + high martial arts]

Lin Bei transmigrates by accident and gets bound to a System. The System is perfectly serious, but all the divine skills it gives him are ridiculous.

Divine Skill 1 [Eagle Catches the Chick!]: Forcefully snatches the target’s chick.

Divine Skill 2 [You Can’t See a Thing!]: Whenever the target reaches for the Host, they’re guaranteed to find themselves unable to see a thing.

Divine Skill 3 [Sacrifice Your Teammate for Boundless Power]: Forcefully registers the target as a teammate. As long as that teammate dies, the Host’s combat power doubles!

Divine Skill 4 [Reject Women, Starting with Yourself]…

Divine Skill 5 [Throw a Meat Bun to the Dog]…

Divine Skill 6 [A Knife Hides Above the Word for Lust]…

Divine Skill 7 [Rise, My Beloved]…

…

School bully: “I’m straight. I really am straight.”

Villain: “Take good advice and you’ll eat your fill. Don’t be friends with Lin Bei!”

Golden Core big shot: “I saw with my own eyes an Nascent Soul powerhouse get beaten into a dog by Lin Bei.”

Nascent Soul powerhouse: “Woof, woof, woof…”

Divine Transformation giant: “You see me as an ant looking up at the heavens. I see Lin Bei as a fresh recruit.”

Years later, a human emperor stands at Heaven’s Edge, above the Sacrificial Dao, revered by all races.