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1. 101 塌 A Career Collapse Won’t Wait, So Love My Baby Right Now 塌房经不起等待，粉我宝贝就现在 A Watermelon in the Flower Field花田一只猹Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted Tu Qianqian is a marginal figure in showbiz who gets by on her looks, and she really, really wants to be famous. Then one day, her livestream suddenly lands on the trending list! Watching the number of viewers in her livestream climb, Tu Qianqian falls into deep thought... “Did you finally realize I'm extraordinarily talented, blessed with amazing looks and bones, and the chosen one, so now you want to stan me?” Her fans: ... No, sis, get a grip! You caught a famous actress cheating on camera!!! 6.7kReads7.7Score771Shelves
2. 102 难 Impossible to Win Over: The Love-Struck Young Master Is Twisted, Scheming, and Flirtatious 难哄，恋爱脑癫公少爷他又茶又撩 Yan Xiaonuo颜小糯Modern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted [Absurd comedy + livestreaming + going crazy anywhere, anytime] Qiao Xi takes on a mission from the Space-Time Administration, transmigrating into a tragic romance novel to fix its plot. She becomes a nobody with barely any fame and is bound to a Truth-Telling System. From then on, the tragic romance takes a bizarre turn... During a variety show livestream, she is asked why she works so hard. Guest 1: “I thought of the hardworking farmers.” Guest 2: “My grandma was a farmer. I miss her so much.” 53.2kReads9.5Score6.6kShelves
3. 103 女 The Queen’s Rise to the Top 女王从顶流做起 I Took Great Pains我煞费苦心Modern Romance1.8M WordsCompleted [Print edition preorders open September 5, 2026, at 7:00 p.m.] From the start, she transmigrates and nearly kills her younger brother. If she doesn't complete the System's missions, she'll be punished with electric shocks. Following the System's instructions, Nan Xiangwan joins a survival show for aspiring idols. While the other young women sing and dance... Nan Xiangwan: “I'll perform a brick-breaking trick with my bare hands!” 49kReads9.5Score5.2kShelves

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   Abstract and reasonable thinking, you will know by looking at the score

4. 104 满 Max-Level Tycoon System: I Conquer the Stars by Throwing Money Around 满级神豪系统：我靠砸钱打穿星际 Zhuan Qianqian篆乾乾Fantastical Romance379k WordsCompleted [Interstellar + High Martial Arts + Everyone's Favorite + Strong Female Lead + A Little Wealth-Flaunting + Authoritative Dog Training] “A virtuous wife helps me reach the clouds, and I repay her with ten thousand taels of gold.” “Poverty Alleviation Office hotline: 12317.” Ye Qinghuan was an F-rank lower-class citizen at the very bottom of interstellar society, living on cheap nutritional paste. She saved every penny to buy cultivation resources for her scumbag boyfriend. All for the promise: “A 34Reads7.3Score—Shelves

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   Believe me! This book is really beautiful, funny and abstract

5. 105 炼 After a Hundred Thousand Years of Qi Refining, I’m Already Invincible 炼气十万年，我已经无敌 Ding Chengjin丁程金Eastern Fantasy209k WordsCompleted [Ten Thousand Years at the Qi Refining Realm + Invincible]+ [Reviving His Sect in the Lower Realm]+ [Taking Disciples]+ [Defeating Every Villainous Sect]+ [Slaying Demons and Exorcising Evil]+ [Free Travel Between the Human, Immortal, and Demon Realms, as well as the Gold, Wood, Water, Fire, and Earth Timespaces]+ [Protagonist's Halo]+ [An Incredibly Satisfying Power Fantasy] Zuo Xiaoyu had spent a hundred thousand years in the Immortal Realm, stuck at the Qi Refining Realm. One day, he discover 169Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Friend's book 📕Welcome everyone to listen [currently in progress]

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