[Goofy Memes] [Hilarious Daily Life] [Abstract Art Style] [Unreliable System]
Wait, why is the art style of the cultivation world getting more and more abstract?
Zhang Deshuai, owner of a goofy System, says he's not taking the blame for this.
"One Hundred Percent Catches a Blade Barehanded": Get on your knees, catch the sword, and call me Dad.
"Mouth of a King": Send warm regards to the ancestors of your ancestors for eighteen generations.
"Brick of Virtue": For those who refuse to submit. If they still won't, beat them until they do.
"Freebie Power Plus Max Deluxe Edition": Heh heh, I'll make you a cultivation addict, then take half the fruits of your hard work.
"Brother Aotian, come on, look at the camera. Today's photo theme is [A Date with the Latrine]. This is sure to make the [Top Ten Moving Moments in the Sect]."
"Immortal-Slaying Sword Formation? I'll take that! Chaos Origin Stone? I'll take that! World-Destroying Black Lotus? I'll take that! ..."
"Hello, everyone. My name is Zhang Deshuai. I'm introverted, socially awkward, and afraid of violence. I look forward to getting along with you all."
The big shots of every realm have a breakdown. #ZhangDeshuaiYouveDoneNothingButBadThings# (Blows up the trending list across the Myriad Worlds)
Zhang Deshuai: "Slander, pure and simple! Sure, I don't act like a decent human being, but I'm still a good boy!"
