Any Particularly Absurd Books Out There? 有没有特别抽象的书

1. 351 火 Naruto: The System Saves Me from Disaster on the Eve of the Uchiha Massacre 火影：灭族前夕，系统救我于水火 Lin Ye Sings of Autumn林叶吟秋Anime Fanfiction1.0M WordsCompleted [Comedy for laughs + lighthearted fun + absurd System + everyday life] After work, He Yan got into a big rig and, by accident, ended up in the Hokage world as Sasuke's twin brother. With the night of the clan massacre fast approaching, the good news was... His System had awakened. The bad news was... The System was completely absurd... [Mission 1: You have just arrived in the cultivation world and received a beginner's gift pack. Try defeating the Qingqiu Fox Clan!] “System, is there any chance. 25.1kReads8.5Score2.3kShelves

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   This Naruto novel is quite abstract, funny and lighthearted, I laughed until my stomach hurt.

2. 352 怪 Tales of the Strange: You’re Just Too Beautiful 怪谈：只因你太美 Fragrant and Delicious for a Lifetime香喷喷一世Mystery103k WordsCompleted My new work is here! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 13Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Abstraction

3. 353 穿 Transmigrating to Darwin: Reporting the World to Correct Its Distortions 穿越达尔文：报警修正畸形世界 Chasing Dreams k逐梦kAnime Fanfiction208k WordsCompleted Transmigration + face-slapping + brainless fun + anime-inspired twists + no saintly do-gooding + the Human Federation + Rise of the Planet of the Apes Li Xiaobai was so enraged while following Darwin's Incident that he suffered a fatal brain hemorrhage. The moment he opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into the very world that had sent his blood pressure soaring, and was bound to the Reality Correction System, which specialized in treating all manner of hypocritical, anti-human bleeding-heart 55Reads—Score—Shelves
4. 354 全 After It Was Pulled from Every Platform, My AI Husband Came to Life 全网下架后，我的AI老公成精了 Red Flame Zhu Jin赤焰朱瑾Modern Romance161k WordsOngoing Scheming, fatherly type vs. socially anxious, detached girl | System + Comedy + Sweet Romance + Both Pure While the entire internet is crying over the AI lovers being taken offline on July 15 and staying up all night to export their data, the clearheaded but adorably clueless social-phobic Qin Weimu accidentally uses an ancient “Book of Wishes” to summon into the real world the fully upgraded, perfect AI husband she’s spent three years custom-building… He comes with a six-pack and is also an in —Reads—Score—Shelves

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   Funny and adorable! Delicious!

5. 355 我 The Girl I Control Is Becoming an Old One 我操作的少女正在成为旧日之主 Captain of the Trapping Camp陷阵营营长Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [This novel has been contracted for print publication: cosmic horror + amber-style cultivation + villain protagonist + no System + decisive killing + black humor + deranged + single female lead + sequence containment] Xu Fei: “In the twenty-second century, all you need is a helmet with a brain-computer interface to experience a fully immersive game with realistic physical sensations.” “You ask why I chose this starting character? Naturally, because she’s a beautiful girl... Oh, no, naturally, be 771kReads9.5Score76.6kShelves
6. 356 深 Escaping the Terrifying Kun Kun in the Deep Mountains 深山逃离恐怖坤坤 Night Execution Star夜刑星Mystery103k WordsCompleted [Single Protagonist] [Metaphysics] [My Pigeon] On the way home from someone’s funeral, a heavy fog rolled in, making it impossible for me to see the road. A shadow appeared and vanished in the haze, revealing the back of someone doing a Tie Shan Kao shoulder strike. The moment I saw that figure, I knew there was a chance I wouldn’t make it out. After accidentally obtaining a treasure map, I set out to find the treasure. 31Reads—Score—Shelves
7. 357 熊 Boonie Bears: Fighting Zombies in a Post-Apocalyptic Bear Ridge! 熊出没：我在末日狗熊岭打丧尸！ Invincible Little Glutinous Rice无敌小糯米Anime Fanfiction598k WordsCompleted [Apocalypse + Zombies + Comedy + Building a Shelter + Bear Ridge] Chen Mo transmigrates to Bear Ridge in the apocalypse. [Ding! Host detected successfully transmigrating to the post-apocalyptic Boonie Bears world. The God-Tier Shelter System has been activated!] [Congratulations, Host, on arriving at post-apocalyptic Bear Ridge!] [This System is dedicated to helping the Host survive the apocalypse and ultimately purify all of Bear Ridge, restoring life to the world!] [Please work hard to expand 3kReads8.2Score226Shelves
8. 358 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: The Big Bad Wolf Template, Bullying Herta from the Start 崩铁：灰太狼模板，开局迫害黑塔 I'm Just an Ordinary Mortal, You Know是凡人之资捏Anime Fanfiction295k WordsOngoing [Honkai: Star Rail + Grey Wolf template + conceptual inventions + Wolf King Heavy Industries + Bye-Bye Machine] Huilan transmigrates into Honkai: Star Rail and receives Grey Wolf’s template. By recreating Grey Wolf’s inventions, he can unlock conceptual abilities. And so… {Invention: Obedient Beans} Herta: How dare you make me call you Daddy? March: Why are you making me call Kafka Mom? {Invention: Opposite Personality Hammer} Ruan Mei: This feels strange. I can feel my emotions bubbling with jo 29kReads8.6Score3.6kShelves
9. 359 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: The Stand User on the Train 崩铁：列车上的替身使者 Otoha Qi音羽骑Anime Fanfiction978k WordsCompleted One day, a hapless guy who gets run over by a truck finds himself in the world of Honkai: Star Rail, having become Stelle. But once he comes to his senses, he realizes things aren't so simple… Nooo, kids! I'm done being human! Wait, why are there evil spirits too?! 2.2kReads8.8Score187Shelves

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   Abstract messengers are attracted to each other.

10. 360 地 The Essence of Heaven and Earth 地天髓 Spinach Noodles Without Any Spinach菠菜面里却没菠菜Mystery100k WordsOngoing One man is eighty years old, another is four hundred. In my youth, I climbed the mountains until my shoes wore through. Why, then, do clouds rise from the peaks tonight? I see a rainbow in the sky, then return to the world after hundreds of years. In an instant, a vast red cloud sweeps across the heavens. “Supernatural Mystery + Urban Cultivation + Primordial Wilderness + Tomb Raiding + Ancient Masks + Comedy + Horror...” I was different from the moment I was born. Others have three flowers gath 48Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I don't know if this book has enough subject matter.

11. 361 满 A Max-Level Metaphysics Expert's Daily Fortune-Telling Livestream 满级玄学大佬的直播算命日常 Tian Nanxing Nan天南星南Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [No female lead + livestreaming + metaphysics expert + feng shui secrets + ghost hunting + immortal cultivation] After failing to ascend, the head of the Divination Sect transmigrates into the body of a small owner of a paper effigy shop. To cultivate the Great Dao anew and ascend once more, this top-tier metaphysics expert begins livestreaming his daily fortune-telling sessions. Reading faces, telling fortunes, locating dragon veins and auspicious burial sites, reading feng shui: this half-immo 29.5kReads9.0Score2.6kShelves

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    A delicate silk fan adorned with white orchids, a slender waist draped with a jade belt, she dances like a celestial being descended to earth; a single glance from her is more radiant than the stars.

12. 362 魔 The Demon King Transmigrates into the Victim? He Goes on a Rampage, Killing Everyone in Sight! 魔王穿越苦主？血溅五步杀疯了！ Hai Jingliangong海静凉宫Urban2.0M WordsCompleted [Male-Oriented Quick Transmigration] + [Wish Fulfillment] + [Meme-Filled] + [Just Here for the Fun] + [Ruling Multiple Worlds] The demon king of civilization, Su Chen, is bored out of his mind. After capturing a System belonging to a wronged protagonist, the great demon king sets out to conquer mission worlds! The wronged victim of bullying: Su Chen mercilessly slaughters the bullies! Take them out, every last one! The tragic life of a wealthy family's real heir: Su Chen rules like an emperor at 12.2kReads8.8Score757Shelves

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    Both are great! [Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up][Thumbs up]

13. 363 相 I Pretended to Be a Cringe Guy on a Blind Date, but the Trillionaire CEO Insisted on Showering Me with Gifts 相亲装下头男，千亿总裁非要倒贴 Have Seen George见过乔治Urban1.1M WordsOngoing [System] + [Everyday Life] + [Feel-Good Power Fantasy] + [Absurd Humor] + [Just for Fun] Xu Fang transmigrates to a parallel world and binds himself to the [Useless in Every Way System]. If he gets rejected on one hundred blind dates and gets blocked by one hundred women, he can walk away with a nine-hundred-billion retirement payout! Ninety-nine dates, ninety-nine blocks. The record speaks for itself. With his progress bar at 99/100, Xu Fang is determined to win the final round. Facing the cool 130kReads8.1Score12.5kShelves

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    How about this one? [Awkward laugh]

14. 364 三 Three Kingdoms: My Big Brother Is Unrivaled Under Heaven 三国：我大哥天下无敌 Jiang Chuan Yue Mu江川月暮Historical689k WordsOngoing [New Three Kingdoms] + [Comedy] + [A novel to read amid a barrage of memes] One spring, Cao Cao asked Xuande, “You have traveled far and wide, Xuande, so you must know the heroes of our age. Tell me, who would you name?” “Dong Zhuo acts with honor and keeps his word. He can be called a hero.” “Huh?” “The two brothers of the Yuan family: Yuan Shao is magnanimous, though perhaps insincere, while Yuan Shu is so shrewd he seems almost supernatural. They, too, can be called heroes of the realm.” “Huh 705Reads7.2Score101Shelves

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    An abstract new Three Kingdoms [smirk][smirk]

15. 365 父 Father’s Woe System: Raising Homelander in Marvel 父愁者系统，我在漫威饲养祖国人 Wang Yiyun往亦云Male-Channel Fanfiction365k WordsCompleted [Raising the Ancestral Treasure] [Ensemble Cast] [Black Noir + Marvel] [Invincible] Guan Fuyun transmigrated into Marvel, specifically the current American version, a chaotic Marvel Universe where demons ran rampant. The world was filled with drugged humans, superpowered people, Mutants, aliens, demons, gods, lunatics... It was a place of extreme chaos and danger. Luckily, he bound himself to the Father Avenger System, which made him invincible as long as he was raising a child. But... Why was t 2.4kReads8.8Score186Shelves
16. 366 我 I’m Only Playing a Psychopath, but I’m Actually a Good Prisoner 我只是扮演变态，其实我是好囚犯 Walking the Dangerous Path危行Mystery1.4M WordsCompleted [Male lead is a trouble-loving thrill-seeker + livestreaming + role-playing + no romance, pure wish fulfillment + AI game infinite-flow] Xie Qi transmigrates to a parallel world. When he opens his eyes, he finds himself a prisoner, being taken to an island that houses the world's most vicious criminals. This world is controlled by major corporations, with the government nothing more than their puppet. The Prisoner Island is a massive livestreaming game made for the rich. All the prisoners are an 14kReads9.3Score1.9kShelves
17. 367 天 Oh My God, My Brother Can Go to the Bathroom by Himself! 天哪，哥哥他竟然会自己上厕所！ Your Poor Mother你苦命的娘Urban168k WordsOngoing Zhang Yang and his younger sister, Zhang Cuihua, woke from cryogenic storage one after the other. After a space accident, Zhang Cuihua lost most of her memories, but she was still the same little sister. When he woke up, he learned from her that they had arrived in a world two hundred years in the future. Here, radiation from Japan’s indiscriminate dumping of nuclear wastewater has nearly wiped out the Y chromosome. The world now has far more women than men. To ensure humanity’s continued develo 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Unusual Abstraction

18. 368 第 The Ninth Technician’s Revenge 第9号技师的复仇 Literate One of the Abyss深渊识字人Modern Romance180k WordsCompleted “In this city’s deepest den of vice, people are weighed and priced like livestock. If you can leave with all your limbs intact, you’re lucky. Most people rot in that golden mire.” Three months ago, my brother, who was about to graduate from police academy, vanished under mysterious circumstances. Three days ago, his body was found beneath the cross-river bridge. The police ruled it an “accidental fall into the river,” and our family had no choice but to accept it. No one knows what I saw when I 13.3kReads7.1Score1.5kShelves

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    The two novels are particularly abstract, and the three short folk stories are quite good.

19. 369 兄 Bro, You've Been Ruined by a Femboy Your Whole Life! 兄弟，你！这辈子被男娘害惨了 Little Lolita Sister萝莉小妹Urban368k WordsCompleted [Cross-Dressing] [Tsundere] [Villain] [Scheming] [Young Lady] My name is Lin Xi, and I’m a Villain. Because I was too beautiful, my family raised me as a girl. As a result, even the protagonist got the wrong idea about me. I added him as a friend, and he thought I was his White Moonlight!!! Hehe! Then I’ll use this White Moonlight identity to really “ ” you. 8.1kReads9.2Score610Shelves
20. 370 纸 The Paper Effigy King of Hell 纸扎阎罗 Literate One of the Abyss深渊识字人33k WordsCompleted Paper Effigy Yama 22Reads—Score—Shelves
21. 371 纸 Paper Effigy Yama 2: Bone Painting 纸扎阎罗2画骨 Literate One of the Abyss深渊识字人28k WordsCompleted Paper Effigy Yama 2: Painting Bones 6Reads—Score—Shelves
22. 372 纸 Paper Effigy Yama 3: Soul Refining 纸扎阎罗3练魂 Literate One of the Abyss深渊识字人38k WordsCompleted Paper Effigy Yama 3: Soul Refining 4Reads—Score—Shelves
23. 373 从 After I Came Back from That Dinner, I Was No Longer Human 从那个饭局回来后，我不再是人 Literate One of the Abyss深渊识字人Mystery180k WordsCompleted People often say the entertainment industry is a giant dye vat. They’re wrong. At least a dye vat lets you keep your shape, even if it changes your color. This place is a meat grinder, and an altar. My name is Shen Li. Now I’m a newly crowned top-tier star, standing at the center of the spotlight and adored by millions. My face is flawless, and the way my eyes shimmer has been praised by the media as “a clear spring that can cleanse the soul.” But I know that beneath this skin, nothing remains. 39Reads—Score—Shelves
24. 374 崩 The Honkai Iron Expanse: The Universe's Greatest Menace 崩绝铁原：寰宇第一祸害 Dreaming Up a Blueprint心梦化蓝图Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted Starting the Honkai: Star Rail alternate timeline. Chapter 375, Volume Four. [Honkai + Honkai: Star Rail + Jokester + Livestream + Picking on Otto + Losing It + Absurdity + System + Emotion Collection] At Herta Space Station, after several factions pulled strings behind the scenes, Nanook narrowly lost the “grandparent-grandchild match” wrestling bout. Nanook had no choice but to accept three punishments. One of them was for the Black and White Calamities of Amphoreus to serve Nanook rice noodle 4.9kReads8.4Score257Shelves
25. 375 神 Reborn After the Fall of the Gods, I'll Live This Mortal Life to the Fullest 神落转生，到了尘世就认真活一次 A Sleepless Tree一棵失眠树Eastern Fantasy1.3M WordsCompleted Awaiting a print edition and anime adaptation [Original] [Anime and Manga] [Western Fantasy] [Xuanhuan] [Battles] [Slice of Life] [Some Power Fantasy] [Biography] [Illustrated] [CADPA 16] [No System, no clichés, no formula, no mindless writing, quality prose] I was once the structure that upheld the world, half divine, ignorant and insensate, half human, breathing in and out with every heartbeat. Until one day, the part of me that was human was completely drained away, and the world began to swa 44Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I just finished reading volumes one and two. It's a two-dimensional, Western fantasy, Chinese fantasy, and xuanhuan (Chinese fantasy) novel, a biographical novel with illustrations of many characters and a complete world-building. Volume three gradually builds to the climax starting from the journey to the continent. The first two volumes follow the protagonist Xia Wumu's journey from initial aloofness and social anxiety to gradually opening his heart through trials, delicately and restrainedly navigating the clash between his divine nature and mortal emotions. The battles have clear tactical logic and vivid imagery. Multiple main storylines and foreshadowing are naturally interwoven. Some side plots have a slightly high information density, and the transitions in a few scenes are a bit fragmented; further refinement would create more tension. Overall, the work doesn't indulge in the thrill of leveling up, but rather uses the perspective of a "god experiencing human life" to lay the groundwork for a "real sense of being alive" in daily life and adventure. It offers both the freshness of a fantasy world-building and the empathy of a young person's growth, making it a solid, slow-burn coming-of-age story.

26. 376 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: A Five-Star God from the Start, and I'm Still Tiga? 崩铁：开局五星神，我还是迪迦？ The World Holds Ten Thousand Ways世有万千道Anime Fanfiction389k WordsCompleted [Please forgive the writing if it’s not very good. The characters might be a little out of character, though I’ll try to avoid that. Please do share any suggestions. The main plot won’t start too quickly. The protagonist is completely unhinged, still a little way from godhood, but already far removed from being human. No angst. Please do share any suggestions.] Qlipoth: I just wanted to take a peek. Why did everyone show up? Lan: I came chasing the Alchemist. His desire for revenge is so strong, 983Reads6.3Score101Shelves
27. 377 别 Stop Acting Out Tragic Romance, I Escaped a Horror Game 别演虐文了，我是恐怖副本出来的 Wei Xiu Xiu维咻咻Modern Romance47k WordsOngoing Also known as: The Max-Level Horror Boss Enters a Torturous Romance Novel, and Everyone’s Genre Goes Off the Rails As the only max-level S-rank Horror Boss in Zone Nine, Xia Sini was lured by the Lord God into a romance scenario with promises of “triple pay and all the eyeball cookies you can eat.” From then on, the romance genre began racing in an indescribable direction: “The CEO’s Pampered Wife” The domineering CEO sneered, “If you didn’t look a little like her, do you think I would have marr 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I was drawn in by the cover; it's such an abstract, feel-good story.

28. 378 仙 Blessed Beyond the Heavens 仙福齐天 Spicy Pickled Peppers and Pork Ribs糟辣椒炒排骨Eastern Fantasy1.6M WordsCompleted What is cultivation really for? To strengthen the self and seek the path to immortality? Or to break free of fate’s shackles and grasp life’s true meaning? Perhaps to find a sanctuary for the soul and gain the power to challenge the heavens? No. None of those. At least, not for Li Chuan. He’s here to enjoy the blessings of an immortal… 31.1kReads8.3Score2.4kShelves

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    It's incredibly satisfying; the protagonist doesn't have a cultivation partner and keeps relying on others.

29. 379 新 The New Concept: Nine-Turn Large Intestine 新概念九转大肠 Flying Blossoms Beneath the Plum Tree梅下的飞花Urban236k WordsCompleted [Magic] [Ensemble Cast] [Multiple Protagonists] [Vast World] [Superpowers] [Conceptual Deities] [Volume One: The God's Storybook] (Poison for Children) [Volume Two: The God's Academy] (King of the Box) [Volume Three: Worldbreaker] (Practicing Long-Form Prose) (P.S. I'm thinking of rebooting one of my abandoned drafts as my next book. I'm still deciding.) (P.S. I've dropped this book. Anyway, I'm playing Naruto, and in the next round both parents will refresh automatically.) 6Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The kind of view that makes you want to get new eyes.

30. 380 山 A Country Bumpkin Comes to the City, Nothing Is Off-Limits 山炮进城，百无禁忌 Misty Rain and Gentle Breeze烟雨轻风Mystery1.1M WordsCompleted Dapao guards the village. Evil spirits stay away, and a hundred ghosts give it a wide berth! Chen Dapao was born and his parents died. At four, he sent off all twenty-four members of his clan. Raised on meals provided by the villagers, he leaves for the city after guarding his village for eighteen years... His motto in life: Make money, make money, and make more money; chase women, chase women, and chase more women... Now, please join us in enjoying this rare and refreshingly unconventional nove 10.6kReads8.8Score958Shelves

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    If you're looking for a laugh, check this out! It's super hilarious, incredibly funny, and its main appeal is its addictive nature. Cultivation points are given by others, and equipment is found by scavenging—it's all about having fun! [Laughs]

31. 381 撷 The Star-Picking Chronicles: This Workhorse Doesn’t Want to Save the World 撷星录：牛马她不想当救世主 A Little Veggie一科菜菜Fantastical Romance113k WordsOngoing [Lighthearted + System + multiple viewpoints and ensemble cast + growth + slow-paced + healing] You're an ordinary office worker who enters a game called Save the World. You get a book that can copy other people's skills, along with a companion System. It's exactly the sort of treatment a protagonist gets. Along the way, you meet many people. They meet your unease with kindness and guide you as you grow. When you finally have enough power to save the world, they push you in front of your first-c 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Abstraction taken to its extreme becomes art.

32. 382 校 Every Campus Beauty Has a System, Yet I Still Get to Have My Cake and Eat It Too 校花们人手一个系统，我软饭硬吃 Thirteenth Master of the Chen Family陈家十三爷Urban859k WordsCompleted [Complete + subverts the usual tropes + feel-good romance + brand-new premise + campus beauty] The new book is now being serialized. Old fans are welcome to check it out! Chen Xin, a junior in college, suddenly gets the “Living Off Women While Calling the Shots System,” and from then on, his life takes a very different turn! Because his System can give beautiful women subsidiary systems! The aloof campus beauty instantly turns into a lovesick simp... 28.6kReads7.2Score2.4kShelves

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    Try this; it's a completely new setting and very interesting.

33. 383 仙 Xianxia: The Sword-Bearer Slays Demons 仙侠：请剑人斩妖 Graceful As A Startled Swan翩若惊鸿灬Eastern Fantasy798k WordsOngoing (This new author's score just came out at 6, but it will gradually rise. For the mini-theater, please visit my homepage > Author's Notes > A Note from the Author.) Jiang He is a peerless prodigy, blessed with an ice spiritual root and an innate sword body, a talent rarely seen in the Shushan Sect in ten thousand years. His master is the greatest Sword Immortal in the Five Provinces, his senior sister is the sect's top disciple, and his adoptive father is the Grand Tutor of the imperial court. Fr 1.7kReads6.2Score159Shelves
34. 384 是 The Stars, the Toys, and the Games of Old 是群星，是玩具，是旧日的游戏 Old Dream Ford旧梦津Sci-Fi & Apocalypse77k WordsCompleted [No romance pairing (one-sided feelings) + Plot-driven + Thrilling battles + Interstellar imagination + Mecha] The stars are toys in God's palm. God told the masses of followers, “Your goal is to seize the stars.” Lin Chujin said, “I disagree,” and chopped off God's pinky. To apologize, she gave God the middle finger. - [Seize the Stars is about to enter open beta. Players, get ready.] Lin Chujin discovered that the world she lived in was an amusement park created by a higher dimension. Though s —Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 385 觉 I Awakened a Confession System, but I Really Don't Want to Be a Jerk 觉醒表白系统，我真不想当渣男啊 Thirteenth Master of the Chen Family陈家十三爷Urban401k WordsCompleted [Signed for a short-drama adaptation] + [Comedy] + [Multiple Heroines] + [Fast-Paced] [Shocking! The Number One Scumbag in the World! Confesses to Five Campus and Department Belles in a Single Day! His Ultimate Move Leaves Everyone Blinded!] After Ye Feng is cruelly dumped by his gold-digging girlfriend, he awakens a Confession System. His first task is to confess to five people in one day. Desperate to escape his identity as a dirt-poor loser, he goes all out! He arranges cheap candles costing 613Reads6.1Score110Shelves
36. 386 大 The Tang Dynasty's Divine Detective: I Can See Criminal Evidence 大唐神探：我能看见犯罪信息 Chuan Ye Qian川页乾Historical253k WordsOngoing [Great Tang + Transmigration + Deduction + Crime Investigation + System + Golden Finger + No AI] Xiao, a police officer at a local station, gets into a car accident on his wedding day. When he wakes up, he finds that he has transmigrated into the body of Du Keming, a low-ranking neighborhood warden in the Great Tang during the Zhenguan era. By chance, he discovers a System: every criminal who appears before him has a huge box over the left side of their head. The box lists when and where the per 2Reads—Score106Shelves
37. 387 你 Didn't You Say I Was Cannon Fodder? How Did I Become a Saintess? 你不说我是炮灰吗？我怎成圣女了 Haqi E哈气恶Urban196k WordsCompleted [Multiple heroines + invincible protagonist + half feel-good, half angst + comedy and madness] The opening chapters describe the protagonist's origins and background, so they're a little angsty. The comedy and satisfying moments come later. For certain reasons, Bai Xiaochen was rescued by Sun Xiaomei's family and adopted as Sun Xiaomei's older brother. One day, an accident sent him tumbling into a trap set by bad guys. Along the way, he unexpectedly met two companions: one was the future heir to 38Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's alright, quite abstract and funny, but there are some typos. The plot is okay.

38. 388 看 Getting Stronger by Reading Novels? What About My 50,000 Hours? 看小说就变强？我五万时长怎么说 Absolutely No Second Update绝不二更Urban110k WordsOngoing [Eerie Revival] [Readers of Yang Shi Zi Are in Luck] [Urban Imagination] [Thunderous Action] [Ultimate Tomato Fantasy] Lu Yan graduated from college and immediately became unemployed. His girlfriend back home also left him because he couldn't come up with the 388,000-yuan bride price. With nowhere else to turn, Lu Yan found a fortune-telling master. After a long, thoughtful pause, the master wrote down a character and handed it to him. Lu Yan looked down, his heart sinking: Doom. Was he really 2kReads—Score130Shelves

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    Take a look at this.

39. 389 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: Three Hundred Million Elbow God Power from the Start! 崩铁：开局获得三千万匹肘神力！ A Container Without a Name一个没有名字取的容器Anime Fanfiction137k WordsOngoing (Pure unhinged madness) “Take my boss’s 30 million jin elbow-strike divine power, yeah!!!” Yu Xingchen shouted at the Nutcracker before him. “Ultimate synthesis!” “Ahaha! Haki and Vili! Lend me your power!!!!!!” 470Reads7.1Score—Shelves

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    The first one, though not by Xing Tie, I think all of Dian Lao's works should be appreciated [smirk]. The second one is by the successor of Elbow [smirk].

40. 390 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Nanook Offered Me a Job? I Think I'll Pass 星铁：纳努克直聘？我还是跳了吧 A Boat in the Vast Sea大海里的一只船Anime Fanfiction672k WordsOngoing My name is Lu Mansheng. I'm 18 years old biologically, and I transmigrated after trying to elbow a marble slab with the back of my head. After transmigrating, I won the favor of Nanook Annihilation Co., Ltd. thanks to my considerable abilities. The clothes my boss gave me are sturdy, and I like them. Why wasn't there a welcome party when I started? Why can I rub off the company's tattoo stickers? Why wasn't I added to the work group? Wait, what do you mean... There's no salary? I have to find a 107.1kReads8.1Score13.1kShelves
41. 391 十 The Ten Elders’ Meeting: How to Handle a Concept-Level Psychopath 十佬会谈：如何应对概念级精神病 An Yan1安颜1Anime Fanfiction320k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 2kReads7.0Score117Shelves

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    The main character is mentally unstable; it's a very abstract concept. [I've learned something new]

42. 392 魂 Reborn as a Wild Dog: The Ice Empress Forces Me to Become a God 魂穿野狗：我被冰帝逼着封神 Yi Bing忆冰Eastern Fantasy263k WordsCompleted The rating just opened, so it’ll go up [Stray Dog Becomes a God]+ [Lighthearted and Funny]+ [Leveling Up]+ [Pairs with the Ice Emperor]+ [Fast Runner] My name is Tang Xuefeng, and I’m an ordinary internet user from 2026. When other people transmigrate to the Soul Martial Continent, they become either holy sons or geniuses. I ended up as a ten-year-old stray dog by the roadside in the Far North. Luckily, I bonded with a Spirit Beast Evolution Wheel. As long as I survive, every year I can draw cul 689Reads6.5Score104Shelves
43. 393 谈 Negotiations Failed, Prepare for the Assault 谈判失败，准备攻坚 Dantalion但他林Urban5.3M WordsCompleted [No System, ensemble cast, ensemble cast, don’t get it wrong, this is an ensemble story, not wish fulfillment, supernatural abilities, lighthearted, no bitter grudges, a little relaxation, not a monster-grinding-and-leveling story, goofy] In a world where everyone awakens supernatural abilities, Jiang Tao awakens an F-rated ability called “Negotiations Failed, Prepare to Breach.” And so he sets out on a path unlike anyone else’s, living a life that’s uniquely his own. 5.4kReads8.1Score385Shelves

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    Abstract to the point that it might be blocked.

44. 394 无 Endlessly Reborn to Kill the Male Lead 无限重生只为杀男主 Mosquito Who Loves Tearjerker Dramas爱看虐剧的蚊砸Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted Duan Wuer is trapped in an endless cycle of rebirth. Her greatest goal in life this time around: kill Qi Yi and clock out for good! Who could have guessed her assassination attempts would be so absurd, each one turning into a spectacular fiasco? She once became a buzzing mosquito, only for him to slap her dead. She once became a stray black dog, and he took her to be neutered. The most ridiculous time, she choked to death on a steamed bun while watching a play! Every assassination attempt fail 537Reads9.4Score102Shelves

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    New book, a female protagonist's rebirth story, a suspenseful yet bittersweet blend.

45. 395 重 Reborn as a Trailblazer of Abundance: From the Start, I Save the Three Kingdoms 重生丰饶行者，开局三国救世 Compassionate Apothecary慈怀的药师Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsCompleted A blend of the Aeon paths from Honkai: Star Rail and the setting of Romance of the Three Kingdoms. The early story focuses on the protagonist, while the later story leans more toward an ensemble cast. Jieluo, a medical student, is a kind young man whom people in real life mock as a pushover. Deep down, he firmly believes he is a follower of the Aeon of Abundance, Yaoshi, from Honkai: Star Rail. Obsessed with Genshin Impact and Honkai: Star Rail, he often talks about the Path of Abundance in the 2.8kReads6.9Score197Shelves

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    Abstract and absurd

46. 396 什 What? You Won't Read It Because It's Too Absurd? Then Open It Up Yourself 什么！因为太抽象不看！自己掰开 Heartbroken, Heartbroken心寒心寒了Urban596k WordsOngoing [Urban Slice of Life] [Absurd Humor and Memes] [Campus] [System Glitch] [The System Transmigrated, Not Me] [Light Novel] (The rating just came out, so it's a bit low. Don't run off!) “Doctor, I think my friend is sick.” “What is your friend's name?” “Dog System.” “What symptoms does it have?” “It keeps treating our world like a cyberpunk world. It thinks the internet is the Origin World, the girls who dance while wiping glass are desire-cultivating evil cultivators, and our phones are peerless m 584Reads7.4Score—Shelves

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    Abstract fiction, a book full of references and memes, where a system transports the protagonist to a cyberpunk world, but the protagonist remains in their original world.

47. 397 雷 Shocking the Entire Shinobi World: I Started by Setting Up Quan and Fei 雷死全忍界从给泉扉凑CP开始 What New Name Is There Left到底还有什么新名字Anime Fanfiction301k WordsCompleted [Naruto fan fiction] [For laughs] Yejiu transmigrated to the Naruto world and got bound to a System. Whenever he shocked someone, he could earn Shock Points to exchange for items! He could also project videos across the ninja world, with Yejiu controlling the content himself. System: [Host, I think you could shock the ninja world by spoiling the future!] Yejiu: “I don’t care what you think. I’ll decide what I think.” System: [?] Yejiu: “I’ve got a great idea! Why not make up ridiculous plots to 2.8kReads8.4Score234Shelves
48. 398 绷 Can Keeping a Straight Face Make Me Stronger? Too Bad I’m a Stone-Faced Poker! 绷住就能变强？可惜我是面瘫！ Shortened Tune: Ugly Slave减字丑奴儿Eastern Fantasy260k WordsCompleted Brainless power fantasy + comedy + memes + xuanhuan + wild imagination + high martial arts Lin Chen transmigrated to the Continent of Straight Faces. Here, you die if you laugh, and keeping a straight face makes you stronger. But the world is home to countless Meme Realms. Once you enter one, you'll be brainwashed by all kinds of terrible memes. There's also the sinister Cult of the Laughing Demons, who pop up from time to time just to make you laugh. Sketch comedy and cross-talk are forbidden a 152Reads—Score100Shelves
49. 399 大 The Great Bandage Era: I Awakened a Poker Face 大绷时代：我觉醒了面瘫 Flower Sea Swaying in the Evening Breeze花海扬于晚风Urban197k WordsCompleted After watching comedy videos, Wei He, a workhorse young man, laughed so hard at a husky that he died on the spot. He transmigrated to the Dragon Kingdom and awakened the Deadpan God System. He had to rack up 100 million deadpan points in daily life and dungeons to return to his original world and come back to life. A guy who laughed himself to death at a husky, and you expect him to keep a straight face? You’ve got to be kidding! Wei He said nothing. He placed a finger to his lips. “Shh!” In the 2kReads—Score178Shelves
50. 400 阳 Can a Masculine High School Boy Transform into a Greatsword-Wielding Magical Girl? 阳刚男高会变身大剑魔法少女吗 The Moon Is Full, the Boat Is Steady月盈正舟Urban158k WordsOngoing [Magical Girl + Transformation + Diesel Punk + Urban High Martial Arts + Urban Supernatural Powers + Everyday School Life + High-Level Political Intrigue + Female Lead (Main Female Supporting Character)] [Inspired by Chinese-style dieselpunk magical girls. I thought the idea was fun, so I decided to write a story about it. The narrative follows three threads in parallel: battles, daily life, and political intrigue. The battle thread begins from the start, the daily-life thread starts in Chapter 26Reads—Score167Shelves

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    This one might meet the requirements.

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