Any Particularly Absurd Books Out There? 有没有特别抽象的书

1. 251 我EN I Just Want to Cut You All Down—or Die by Your Blades 我只想砍死各位，或者被各位砍死 Hong Lun鸿轮Xianxia822k WordsOngoing [Single Female Lead + Ruthless and Decisive + Rivers of Blood + Too Lazy to Explain, Just Listen] I'm a lunatic who has fallen deep into a life of slaughter. But if I want to avoid becoming the enemy of the righteous and standing against the whole world, there's only one path left: Prey on the wicked! "Senior Brother, my demonic body went berserk and attacked our fellow disciples. I'm a victim too. Setting the facts aside, isn't the world itself at fault?" "What gibberish are you spouting? G 94.5kReads8.6Score8.8kShelves
2. 252 大 In the Great Hype Era, the More I Laugh, the Stronger I Get 大绷时代，我越笑越强 Stuck on Writer's Block Again Today ing今天又卡文了ingEastern Fantasy188k WordsOngoing These are the best of times to keep it together, and the hardest of times to keep it together; These are years of holding it in, and years of losing control; This is an era of faith in the Way of Keeping It Together, and an era of doubt in its rules; This is a season for reining in your feelings, and a season for suppressing your true self; This is the spring of forcing yourself to stay composed, and the bitter winter of falling apart; All under heaven toil to cultivate the art of keeping it tog 13Reads—Score143Shelves
3. 253 新 New Three Kingdoms Horror: From the Start, I Play Liu Bei With a Stone Face 新三国怪谈：开局扮演面瘫刘备 Saving Up for Bread攒钱买面包Male-Channel Fanfiction621k WordsOngoing (The rating has just come out and will gradually rise.) [New Three Kingdoms + Rules-Based Horror + Hilarious Comedy + Mild Horror + Fanfiction + No Female Lead] Liu Bei is a college student who enjoys watching people roast New Three Kingdoms. By accident, he transmigrates into its world and becomes the stiff-faced Liu Bei from New Three Kingdoms. Unexpectedly, this world has been corrupted by rules-based horror, turning it into a bizarre and terrifying place. To survive, Liu Bei must follow thes 3kReads8.8Score243Shelves

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   Can you still hold it in?

4. 254 十 Ten Days of Elbowing 十日肘焉 Ceiling912Mystery252k WordsCompleted [Eerie] + [Chosen One] + [From the Start as the Big Boss] + [Riddles] + [Instances] An unknown Eerie descends upon a parallel world, generating obscure horror-game instances. The Dragon Nation suffers one defeat after another and teeters on the brink of disaster. In this desperate moment, a third-year liberal arts student steps forward. To live or to die, that is the question. A basketball or a bottle of soda could become an element of a horror-game instance. Can their chosen one save ever 2.5kReads8.2Score105Shelves

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   You said it yourself! ^ω^

5. 255 我 I Really Didn’t Want to Be Born 我真不想出生啊 Rotten Yue Cannot Be Carved朽玥不可雕也Urban121k WordsCompleted “Congratulations, you’ve been born!” “Location: the women’s restroom at Xijiang Teachers’ College for Preschool Education” “Mother: a lovesick young woman, 1.6 meters tall” “Father: unknown” “Main quest: survive for one day” “Side quest: find your biological father” “Warning! Choose quickly and escape your predicament!” “Choice One: Open your mouth and cry loudly to attract the head of discipline!” “Choice Two: Call her ‘Mom’ and stir up what little maternal love she has!” “Choice Three: Immedia 2.5kReads8.6Score183Shelves

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   666, Your laughter will land you in the ICU

6. 256 熊 Boonie Bears: The Return of the Bear Saint 熊出没之熊圣归来 Gu Fangcang孤芳藏Anime Fanfiction659k WordsCompleted Maxed-out Strong element, only Strong: I'll only ever be the strongest! [Main characters from Boonie Bears + a few characters from Honor of Kings] Who would have thought that little Bear Ridge was hiding so many powerful figures? The strongest human, Bald Qiang, has been living in seclusion here. The two war gods of the bear clan, Xiong Da and Xiong Er, are here to recover and live in peace. What! Even King Jijii is an incarnation of the Sacred Monkey! Quick! Go get Buddha Tathagata! This is the 1.6kReads9.2Score276Shelves
7. 257 我 The Savings System Summoned Me to Another World to Become a Rich Woman 我被存钱系统召唤到异世界当富婆 The Green of Green Gables绿山墙的绿色Modern Romance935k WordsOngoing [Travel Between Two Worlds] + [Modern-Day Fantasy] + [System] + [Farming] + [No Romance] + [Food Business] + [Livestream] + [Building Wealth] + [Infrastructure] + [Redemption] Other people's Systems shower their Hosts with money and perks. Mine is all about being broke, forcing me to make money through street vending and hand over every last cent. I make a million a day Livestreaming skewers made with handsome men from the mall, only for the System to order me to turn off tips. I have to build 1.2kReads—Score103Shelves

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   Very abstract text

8. 258 奥 Ultraman: Galaxy's Little Sister Is So Adorable! 奥特：银河的妹妹超可爱！ You Huanyu游寰宇Anime Fanfiction224k WordsCompleted (More chapters every Sunday. Thank you, everyone, for enjoying the story!) The rating just came out and is a little low. It should improve later. [Everyday life, no male lead, the protagonist is nearly invincible, silly and lovable, partially feel-good, play the pig to eat the tiger] Ultraman Silver Snow is covered in blue crystals. Her power is terrifying, and she has a bit of a violent streak. The monsters she defeats usually meet a miserable end. Then a flash of light turns Ultraman Silver Sn 798Reads7.3Score109Shelves
9. 259 修 The Whole Human Race Livestreams My Immortal Cultivation 修仙的我被全人类直播 Evergreen by the River江上常青树Urban591k WordsCompleted When he wakes up, Chu Feng is the only person left in the world. He has no idea that he has been put into a live-streamed show watched by the entire nation. Everyone wants to watch him make a fool of himself, to see a young man from a great nation break down in loneliness. After awakening his System, Chu Feng learns that the revival of gods and demons on Earth is imminent. He begins his solitary path of cultivation. When gods and demons revive across the world, Chu Feng splits the heavens with a 339Reads5.2Score—Shelves
10. 260 兄 The Siblings Say Nothing, Just Keep Humiliating Their Eldest Brother 兄妹俩不语，一味拿大哥颜面扫地 Plastic Bestie塑料闺闺Modern Romance847k WordsCompleted [A goofy, over-the-top daily-life story about a brother and sister. No romance for the protagonist. Maximum absurdity.] When Xie Tangning woke up, she discovered she was living in an old-fashioned novel. The Xie family was the original male lead’s biggest stepping stone, and each of them was destined to die in their own way. Her second brother, Xie Changyu, would be sold by the male lead to a region in Myanmar, where his kidneys would be harvested. After going bankrupt, her eldest brother, Lu Hu 66.9kReads8.9Score8.5kShelves
11. 261 科 Sci-Fi Novel: Carving Out a Frontier at the Edge of the Universe 科幻小说：我在宇宙边缘开疆拓土 Azure Memories湛蓝的回忆Sci-Fi & Apocalypse1.1M WordsCompleted My new book is out! Head over to Tomato Novel to read my work. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! Here’s the blurb for my new book, “Pushing the Frontier at the Edge of the Universe.” When Earth’s supply of controlled fusion fuel runs out and the Arctic quantum-collapse zone begins to spread, a technology oligarch alliance monopolizing global helium-3 mining, comprising seven interstellar energy corporations and controlling t 9Reads—Score—Shelves

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12. 262 哥 Goblins Capture Elves? General, You Owe Us a Favor! 哥布林抓精灵？将军要你还恩情！ Hard-Core Warhead硬核弹头Eastern Fantasy317k WordsOngoing [Comedy + absurdity + farming + daily life + multiple female leads + lord + war + memes + dark humor] By a twist of fate, Kevin won the loyalty of an elven huntress and rescued a female adventurer from a goblin den. With his wits and strength, he built up his domain, forged weapons, recruited allies, and married a dwarf princess, step by step rising to become Emperor of Mankind. Goblin females don't exist, and goblins reproduce quickly, so hand them explosive charges and send them in as suicide 611Reads—Score103Shelves

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    It should be abstract enough, focusing on dry humor and memes.

13. 263 反 Her Majesty the Goblin Queen of Reverse Reproduction 反向生殖的哥布林女王陛下 Hard-Core Warhead硬核弹头Eastern Fantasy238k WordsCompleted Zhao Wen transmigrates to another world, unwilling to spend his whole life as a goblin. With help from his companions, he makes a pact with a demon, then successfully takes over a holy knight's body... Dragons seek mates once every five hundred years, and those who fail will destroy the world in a fit of rage. To repay the companions who helped him, the protagonist becomes a lord, takes in refugees and displaced people, and rebuilds their home. He builds a church of holy light on one hand and a 7.3kReads—Score796Shelves
14. 264 光 All Beings Beneath the Light 光遇众生 The Quiet Duke静谧的公爵Anime Fanfiction976k WordsOngoing Adventure + high-IQ showdowns + suspicious, scheming characters + no female lead + ensemble cast + slow pace + revelations about the world’s truth, layer by layer (A Sky: Children of the Light fanfiction) After transmigrating into the world of Sky: Children of the Light, the Duke becomes a Light Child manipulated by the ancestors. “Go make an offering,” they say. “It is your supreme glory.” He believes them and fights his way forward with his companions, only to discover the horrifying truth aft 157Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The plot unfolds layer by layer, with twists and turns all within the bounds of logic, yet the emotional impact is sudden and unexpected. The aftertaste is incredibly strong; my mind is filled with thoughts like, "So that's what he meant by those words..."

15. 265 魂 Reborn into Liu, Guan, and Zhang, I Leave the Warlords Stunned 魂穿刘关张，诸侯们被整麻了 Blue Triangle蓝色三角形Historical1.4M WordsOngoing [Absurd Three Kingdoms, the wildest unofficial history, pure comedy, and unhinged nonsense] In this world, famous generals all have special martial skills. Guan Yu’s Green Dragon Slash can cleave through city walls. Zhang Fei’s battle roar can make his enemies tremble with fear. Zhao Yun has infinite stamina, charging into enemy ranks and taking heads amid a thousand troops. The late Eastern Han dynasty is in chaos. The shameless Liu Bei, cautious Guan Yu, and righteous Zhang Fei join the eighte 122.2kReads8.2Score12.5kShelves

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    I absolutely have to recommend this book! [Smirk] After reading the novel, I watched the short film and laughed until the very end. [Smirk]

16. 266 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: Aha, Heart to Heart with You 崩铁：阿哈跟你心连心 Listening to Rain, Lan Sheng听雨澜笙Anime Fanfiction673k WordsCompleted [Just for laughs + fast-paced + a chaotic mix + no conspiracy theories] Xun Yu: “I just went downstairs to buy a meal. Where the heck have I ended up?” Mysteriously transmigrating into the Honkai: Star Rail universe wasn't enough. He even transmigrated into Aha! After staring eye to eye with Aha for ages, Xun Yu decides to stop thinking. Why? Conspiracy? He puts on a Mask of Joy and goes completely off the rails. “Roar, Doomsday Beast!” “Everyone aboard the Astral Express, I haven't lied!” “I'm 5.3kReads9.3Score434Shelves

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    Trust me, it's very abstract.

17. 267 秃 Bald Monk, How Dare You Call This Daoist Improper! 秃驴，敢骂道爷不正经！ Classic Name经典名Urban557k WordsCompleted A leaky temple. A Taoist shrine with full Wi-Fi bars. Two masters who constantly undermine each other, and four disciples each with their own little schemes. Here, the Buddha is worshipped with utmost sincerity, while the cultivation is utterly outrageous. Faming, abbot of Yichan Temple, has dreamed his whole life of turning his tiny rundown temple into a Shaolin branch temple, even though he can't complete the Arhat Fist routine. Xuan Qingzi, master of Sanqing Shrine, has spent his life hoping 1Reads—Score—Shelves
18. 268 给 Give Honkai: Star Rail a Taste of Death 给星穹铁道来点死亡震撼 Wan Zi Luo Luo Mei丸子落落莓Anime Fanfiction4.7M WordsOngoing [Abstract troublemaker] + [Wildly altered original plot] + [Tormenting (or redeeming?) playable characters] + [Behind-the-scenes schemer] + [Has a heroine] + [Inhumanity studies] [Warning up front: the protagonist is seriously messed up!] Zhou Mu transmigrates into the world of Honkai: Star Rail and unexpectedly obtains a System for all kinds of spectacularly suicidal antics. The System comes with the divine ability “Myriad Incarnations.” As long as his incarnations pull off stunts shocking enou 12.6kReads8.4Score853Shelves

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    I'm not sure if it's abstract or not, but it must be hilarious.

19. 269 我 My Honor of Kings Heroes 我的王者英雄们 Xuanwu Sect, Who Loves Baked Flatbread爱吃烤干馍的玄武宗Anime Fanfiction155k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You’re welcome to read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support gives me the motivation to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 180Reads8.3Score—Shelves

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    "Dandelions that Express Longing" and "Orphanage Shareholders".

20. 270 星 Honkai: Star Rail: Imaginary? Bro, I Play Quantum Reconstruction 星铁：虚数？哥们，我玩量子重构 A Boat in the Vast Sea大海里的一只船Anime Fanfiction1.8M WordsCompleted This book is also known as "Honkai: Star Rail: What's Wrong with Being a Little Abstract as a Quantum Martial Goddess?" "Honkai: Star Rail: Jing Yuan and I Unleash the Lightning Whirlwind Slash" and "The Young Lady Xingxiao's Prince Aminos" "The Stone Belt Youth Group and the Ten Stonehearts Are Actually the Same Organization" Jing Yuan: “Stop provoking me. When I succumb to mara, you wouldn't want to take over the Luofu from me, would you?” Hua Wu: “Hey! Guess what? I can cure that.” Jing Yuan: 13.8kReads9.1Score1.1kShelves

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    Take a look, I don't know if it suits your taste.

21. 271 哥 My Higher-Dimensional Universe 哥的超维宇宙 Big Dragon Fruit大那火龙果Sci-Fi & Apocalypse207k WordsCompleted [Hard sci-fi] [Time loops] [Multiple universes] [Mind-bending] An endless loop, death after death, traveling through twelve universes in search of the truth: Who am I? 20Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's quite mind-bending; you won't understand it if you don't use your brain.

22. 272 星EN Honkai: Star Rail: When the Stars Shine Across the Xianzhou 星穹铁道：仙舟群星闪耀时 Zhong Yi Zhuo钟一酌Anime Fanfiction1.4M WordsCompleted [Honkai: Star Rail + Fourth Cataclysm + One Female Lead, Jingliu] [Two alternating storylines, the synopsis covers the Marshal storyline] Xianyu became a general of the Xianzhou Yaoqing from the start, only to run into a revolt by the gold automatons. He went to great lengths to reclaim the territory, while Aha teamed up with the troublemaking commoners to cause more chaos. After finally seeing Aha off, he took another look at the tech tree. Neutron annihilation, planetfall… He unlocked them all 13.3kReads9.6Score1.3kShelves
23. 273 F Zone F F战区 Old and Faded Xiao Chuan年老色衰的小川Sci-Fi & Apocalypse269k WordsCompleted Where the heck have I ended up? Is this still Blue Star… The weirdest transmigration in history… A new star system, a new environment, a new… Watch the story of the madman Wang Longyin and his legendary rise in F Theater: from [I Don’t Eat Beef] to [Homelander] and then to [Superman]… 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I don't want to go to work... Oh my god... Thankfully, the legendary story of *F Zone* continues... [A masterpiece by Sparrow Eater]

24. 274 我 I’m the Novel’s Protagonist, Yet I Have to Work for the Author 我是小说主角却要给作者打工 Illusory Sky, Dust-Stained幻天染尘Urban224k WordsOngoing Plot-driven + pure fun + post-apocalyptic setting Good news: I'm the protagonist of this book! Bad news: the author just wants me dead! I thought I could do whatever I wanted with the protagonist's halo. Who could have guessed the author, desperate to wrap up this unfinished story, would keep coming up with ways to kill me? To survive, the protagonist and the author co-create a web novel, and the author becomes the protagonist's strongest System! From the day the web novel goes live, the prot 2Reads8.4Score—Shelves

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    The world's consciousness is bound to the writer, and the destined protagonist is reduced to a lowly laborer. The writer arbitrarily alters the plot and constantly exerts pressure, forcing the protagonist to traverse various instances to fill in the gaps and survive. While frantically complaining, the protagonist struggles to fight against the absurd plot, resulting in a daily bickering match.

25. 275 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: The Great Adventure of a Madman and the Train 崩铁：精神病与列车的超级大冒险 Director Zhang zzr张主任zzrAnime Fanfiction1.3M WordsOngoing Routine verbal record from two days before the death of psychiatric patient Zhou: I don’t want to be here, Mom… I don’t want to leave you, Mom. I don’t want to become human. They’re all here! Look, Mom, I wasn’t lying to you. They’ve come to take me away. Everything in my story is true! Hahahahaha! They’re here. I’m going to reach the summit of Mount Hua in a single step! Pleasant Goat ate my brain in Bear Ridge! A meteorite fell and left a crater on my face. They’re all gone! I’ve collected all 321Reads7.2Score—Shelves
26. 276 女 After Disguising Myself as a Man and Becoming Chancellor, the Dog Emperor Handed Me the Imperial Seal and Ran 女扮男装当丞相后，狗皇帝把玉玺塞给我就跑 Claim Your Beauty霸占你的美Ancient Romance36k WordsCompleted After Disguising Herself as a Man and Becoming Chancellor, the Dog Emperor Shoved the Imperial Seal at Me and Ran Off —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Just looking at the name makes me want to watch it; it's incredibly imaginative.

27. 277 斩 Slay the Gods: The Star God Keeps Losing It, and I Keep Getting Stronger 斩神：星神不断发癫，我不断变强 Baiyun八云Male-Channel Fanfiction976k WordsOngoing [Honkai: Star Rail + Slay the Gods + Aeons + chaotic evil protagonist] (The snake girl is completely trained into a yandere by chapter 37.) Bai Ye transmigrates into the world of Slay the Gods and becomes a patient in a psychiatric hospital. He also learns that ten years ago, he was one of those affected by Shiva's Resentment. In this disastrous scenario from the start, an Astral Express unexpectedly pulls into his mind. Yaoshi: “Shiva's Resentment? What's that? With my immortal body, even the K 11.6kReads8.8Score937Shelves
28. 278 钓 The Baiting Queen: Every Top-Tier Star Wants Me 钓系女王：顶流男神们非我不可 Claim Your Beauty霸占你的美14k WordsCompleted The Alluring Queen: Top-Tier Star Hunks Can't Get Enough of Me —Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 279 斩 Slay the Gods: I’m the Proxy for Big Gray Wolf, and Even Conceptual Gods Are Gods 斩神：代理灰太狼，概念神也是神 Little Little Falling Leaf小小小落叶Male-Channel Fanfiction564k WordsOngoing [Slay the Gods]+ [Mentally Ill Protagonist]+ [Unhinged Comedy]+ [Big Bad Wolf’s Agent]+ [Conceptual Gods Are Gods Too]+ [Woolly]+ [Tom Cat]+ [Doraemon]+ [Who Cares If You Get It? Just Click and Read!] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Chu Ming discovered that he had become a mental patient, and that he shared a doctor with Lin Qiye. Chu Ming was tied tightly to a hospital bed. Doctor Liu: “Sorry, your condition is rather serious. We have to restrain you.” Chu Ming: “I’m r 11.6kReads8.9Score1.1kShelves
30. 280 最 The Ultimate Kept Man: The Baby-Faced King of Troubled High Schools 最强软饭王：娃娃脸制霸不良高校 Claim Your Beauty霸占你的美15k WordsCompleted The Ultimate Kept Man: A Baby-Faced Star Takes Over a School for Delinquents —Reads—Score—Shelves
31. 281 星 Honkai: Star Rail: I Started as a Fictional Aeon, and Aha Became a Cute Girl 星铁：开局虚构星神，啊哈变萌妹 Lin Xiling林溪澪Anime Fanfiction227k WordsCompleted [Honkai: Star Rail fanfiction] [Two Stellaron gremlins] [Damn it, Honkai is still chasing me] [Main story heavily rewritten] [Why is Genshin Impact mixed in?] Shixu accidentally transmigrated into Honkai: Star Rail and was reborn as a nonexistent Aeon: the Aeon of Fiction. He wielded a rule-based codex weapon called [Fictional Narrative]. Floating through the universe, he read the codex’s instructions. “Does this mean the more fake histories I write, the stronger I get?!” Fiction is essentially 563Reads7.1Score—Shelves
32. 282 直 Livestream Shenanigans: Handing Out Wedding Candy to a Funeral Procession 直播整活：给送葬队伍发喜糖 Frenzied Hamster发飙的仓鼠Urban223k WordsCompleted [Livestream antics + lighthearted comedy + absurd humor + memes + daily life in a mental hospital] Chu Sheng transmigrates to a parallel world and spends three years living in a mental hospital to activate his System. At last, the System finally comes online! To complete his System missions and claim the rewards, Chu Sheng starts livestreaming Viewer: “Streamer, is there anything I should know before messing with ghosts?” Chu Sheng: “Ghosts are full of yin energy. Mess with them too much and you 73Reads—Score—Shelves

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    See? They're all completely silent.

33. 283 崩 Honkai: Star Rail: Is It Open? I Never Even Closed It, Okay? 崩铁：开了？我就没关过好不好 A Boat on the Vast Sea大海一船Anime Fanfiction540k WordsCompleted This work is also known as “Nanook Gets a Spinning Elbow Drop in Chapter 51” Aha: Picking a fight with you was like kicking a pile of shit. Dan Heng: Is this part of your trip, too? Xuan Yu: Uh, I just learned that. Stelle: I want that one. Trade with me! Xuan Yu: No. The meaning of a journey isn’t power, but having the courage to fight for your friends! Stelle: You’re obviously just winning by overpowering them with your stats. 7.7kReads9.4Score676Shelves

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    The first one goes without saying, brother.

34. 284 救 Help! The Members of My Adventuring Party Are Way Too Weird 救命！我的冒险队成员太不正常了 Dark Light King暗黑光明王181k WordsOngoing Other adventuring parties: heroes, priests, mages, thieves, and all the classic staples. My adventuring party: a musclebound warrior who’s obsessed with massage, a couch-potato thief and hypnotist, a green-skinned orc priest, and a yandere skeleton sorceress. After Ed transmigrates, he’s saddled with a huge debt. He plans to make money adventuring, but every one of his teammates is more abnormal than the last. Luckily, he awakens a cheat ability: he can cast spells without limit just by making s 6Reads—Score—Shelves
35. 285 我 I Am the King of Absurd Fun 我是抽象乐子王 Snow-Capped, Less Ice, 30% Sugar雪顶少冰三分糖Urban219k WordsOngoing [Urban Fantasy + System + Comedy + Power Fantasy + Lighthearted Humor] [Striving to be your daily dose of entertainment] "You've been laid off!" My idiot director had just fired me when my landlord showed up to demand rent. I looked up at the sky and sighed, "My life really is a joke!" [Ding! Abstract Concept Manifestation System activated!] In an instant, canned laughter rang through the room, and a banana peel appeared right under the landlord's feet. He went sprawling on the spot! I was stun —Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 286 星 Honkai: Star Rail: From the Start, I Took Sparkle Along to Find Some Fun 星穹铁道：开局带着花火找乐子 Baiyun八云Anime Fanfiction679k WordsCompleted (A fun-loving protagonist who changes without warning, neither good nor bad, and given to unpredictable moods. One heroine, Hanabi. Don’t read if that’s not your thing.) Qing Lan is a criminal who was permanently exiled from the Xianzhou. After a twist of fate turned him into a Masked Fool, he learned that the Xianzhou was facing a Stellaron crisis. Together with Hanabi, he returned to the Xianzhou anonymously to enjoy an even greater feast of joy. Hanabi: “Qing Lan, if I ever get into danger an 5.3kReads9.4Score663Shelves
37. 287 良 Liangzi: Dad, I'm Not Fat, I Just Have a Big Stomach 良子：爸爸这不是胖，只是胃袋大 Writing Books Is So Hard写书好难吖Eastern Fantasy89k WordsOngoing [No System, Transmigration, Power Fantasy, Xianxia, Playing the Fool, Bottomless Appetite, Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat Eat] Water has a source, trees have roots, and there's a reason I, Liangzi, struck it lucky. This whole beating up my dad and cursing my mom thing. This whole stealing construction-site cables thing. This whole selling my wife for three thousand thing. This whole stealing Oreos from a train thing. This whole radiation can't penetrate thing. This whole eat while alive, deal with it when 2Reads—Score—Shelves
38. 288 合EN The Harmony Sect? Sounds Like a Righteous Orthodox Sect to Me! 合欢宗？一听就是名门正派！ Flying Dodo Bird会飞的渡渡鸟Eastern Fantasy2.4M WordsCompleted [Fallen immortal maiden] + [Villain] + [Scheming] Xiao Yu transmigrates to the cultivation world and becomes an outer disciple of the Hehuan Sect. By a stroke of luck, Xiao Yu finds Bai Yue, an upright immortal maiden who has lost all her cultivation and gone blind. Xiao Yu: “Immortal maiden! You have two choices. First, teach me how to cultivate! Second...” Bai Yue: “I choose the second.” Xiao Yu: “The second is to become my pet... Sorry about this...” [The male lead is calculating and self-se 15.2kReads7.4Score1.4kShelves

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    No bottom line, abstract [facepalm]

39. 289 啊 Huh? Pregnant Again? This Fake Imperial Physician Is Done Pretending 啊？又是喜脉啊？假太医我不装了 Freestyle Nap自由式午睡Ancient Romance151k WordsOngoing Hilarious historical romance: A fake imperial physician talks her way to an easy life, while a jealous prince goes wild chasing her! [Historical romance, political intrigue, love that grows over time, poison doctor, scheming, one-on-one romance, love-hate relationship] Shi Fei is the Imperial Medical Bureau's undisputed “scam queen”! With a tongue that could talk the dead back to life, she fools the entire palace. Behind the scenes, she sells “fertility pills” and runs a brothel, thinking of not —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    The setting is probably abstract, right? Hilarious ancient romance, plot-driven, it gets better the more you read! ₍₍ ᕕ(´◔⌓◔)ᕗ⁾⁾

40. 290 哭 Crying Cat Head's Second Book 哭泣猫猫头的第2本书 Crying Cat Headnya哭泣猫猫头nyaUrban264k WordsCompleted My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you'll enjoy it. Your support is what drives me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 24Reads—Score—Shelves
41. 291 开 Ghost Eyes from the Start: Which Yang Jian Is This?! 开局鬼眼，这是哪个杨戬？！ Yang Yi阳乂Mystery643k WordsCompleted (Just released, so the rating is new.) Bad news: I’ve run into one of those enemies who suddenly got incredibly powerful. He says he’s going to torture and kill me. Good news: The System is here. But it insists I’m just like Yang Jian, destined to become a god, and even bound me to a Yang Jian template. The Eight-Nine Arcane Art, Heaven’s Warrior God, True Lord of the Pure Source and Wondrous Way: it all sounds pretty good. Yu Cheng eagerly took a closer look, only to see the panel clearly list: 43.3kReads8.5Score4.3kShelves
42. 292 轮 A Hundred Lifetimes of Reincarnation, Yet I Can't Hide My Max-Level Secret Identity 轮回百世，我的满级马甲藏不住了 Late-Night Bookworm夜半翻书人Eastern Fantasy3.7M WordsOngoing [Not a Dragon King story + comedy + wildly imaginative worldbuilding] Zhang Xuan transmigrates into a cultivation world and awakens a Reincarnation System. If he completes the tasks of a hundred lifetimes, he can gain supreme cultivation and become a Dao Lord. Over the course of his reincarnations, he has been a Sword Venerable, a Demon Lord, a Medicine God, and a Demon Emperor... Now, in his final life, the System wants him to join the Qingyun Sect and die protecting it. Just as Zhang Xuan thin 16kReads8.0Score1.5kShelves

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    Hilarious! Super hilarious! This is a live-action audiobook featuring real people. I suggest you don't watch it while eating.

43. 293 重 Only After Being Reborn Did I Discover I'm the Chosen Protagonist! 重生后才发现，我竟是天命主角！ Lord of the Great Beginning太易之主Eastern Fantasy1.9M WordsOngoing [Absolutely Invincible + One Female Lead] Xuan Qi transmigrates to another world and, after countless ages, attains an unimaginable realm. To reach an even higher level, he attempts a breakthrough, only to unexpectedly be reborn as an eight-year-old, at the moment he was kidnapped. As soon as he’s reborn, he notices a few things. Is the little girl kidnapped alongside him the future empress? Is the jade pendant he’s worn since childhood in his previous life the supreme treasure of heaven and ear 37.7kReads8.1Score2.5kShelves
44. 294 这 This World Is Filled with an Abstract Vibe 这个世界弥漫着一股抽象的气息 The Roc Spreads Its Wings大鹏展翅飞Urban222k WordsOngoing [Not a power fantasy + alternate world + absurdist + familiar tropes + multiple genres + a touch of despair + lighthearted and fun] (The first 10 chapters get a little absurd and stray somewhat from the main theme, including the protagonist. Chapters 32–44 are a bit boring.) When Ye Chu woke up one day, he discovered that the whole world had become absurd. Clones of all kinds of generic bystanders. Villains who could rewind time endlessly... Tokusatsu heroes who loved animals but not people... H 18Reads—Score164Shelves

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    I'm not sure if this counts?

45. 295 基 An Introduction to Corpse Desecration 基础鞭尸学概论 Gao Shuyu高书宇206k WordsCompleted This textbook aims to conduct a comprehensive and systematic study and analysis of a specific behavior in Identity V: “hitting a chaired survivor after elimination.” It covers everything from the basic mechanics of the behavior and the psychological principles and game-theory analysis involved in carrying it out, to its tactical significance and practical applications in actual matches. Through clear and accessible explanations, this textbook aims to achieve the following: For hunter players: To 673Reads—Score121Shelves
46. 296 寻 The Legend of Qin: Trails of the Dream Immortal 寻秦记之云梦仙踪 Gray Cat, Gray Cat灰猫灰猫Xianxia2.3M WordsOngoing Transmigrated into the Warring States era, only to become an ingredient for immortal cultivation? Why keep this Heavenly Dao around until the New Year? Watching the "immortal seed" squirm in his dantian, Xu Shenwu finally understood that ascension was all a lie. The spiritual energy ordinary people painstakingly cultivated for a thousand years was nothing but fertilizer for the great medicine grown for the immortals of the Upper Realm! The year he transmigrated to Yunmeng Mountain, he spent a wh 7.9kReads9.5Score705Shelves

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    The game is alright. It's an original fantasy game that doesn't imitate others, and I'll support it for that reason alone. The plot is quite interesting. The protagonist goes to the Warring States period to find someone and accidentally cultivates immortality. It's written in a somewhat exaggerated, funny, and nonsensical style. It's slow-paced, full of adventures, and has a very imaginative plot. The names of various characters, cultivation techniques, and magical artifacts are a bit of a parody, but it's still very exciting. Writing a book is not easy. If you don't like it, scroll away.

47. 297 重 Reborn as Shaoyu, I Awakened a System That Lets Me Insult People 重生成为少羽，我觉醒骂人系统 Dark Bear暗熊Urban99k WordsCompleted Shaoyu + System + reborn I’m Shaoyu. Reborn and transmigrated, I awaken the Ultimate Insult System. Watch me make my way back to the top and carve out my own path to glory. This story follows Shaoyu after his rebirth. 41Reads—Score—Shelves

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48. 298 邪 The Heretic Defies the Path to Immortality 邪魔逆仙途 Mysterious XSX神秘的XSXEastern Fantasy324k WordsOngoing The story follows Xuan Ye An Xiu, a demonic cultivator in the world of cultivation. Surrounded by cultivators bent on his destruction, he activates the Timefall, reverses time and space, and sets out on the path of cultivation once more. Ruthless, decisive, and cold-blooded, he seeks only the pinnacle of cultivation and a life worth living! 10Reads—Score—Shelves
49. 299 洛 Roco Kingdom: Hatching Iris from the Start and Reaching the Top 洛克：开局孵化伊里斯，登顶世界 Remembrance and Mourning追忆悼念Anime Fanfiction257k WordsOngoing No female lead, ensemble cast, a fanfic set in the world of Pokémon Kingdom, a little System, no invincible protagonist, no saintly hero, plot-focused. This story is mainly based on the setting of the new mobile game Pokémon Kingdom: World, launching in March 2026. It’ll inevitably differ from the turn-based game. I decided to write this story to bring Iris back, since I couldn’t accept what happened to him. If that doesn’t appeal to you, please don’t read. Thanks. 502Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 300 7 749 Bureau: From the Start, I Became a Zombie 749局：开局变成僵尸 I'm Not a Madam, Am I?我不是太太吧？Mystery1.6M WordsOngoing "Ruthless and decisive" "All monsters deserve to die" "I’m a monster? Then I deserve to die too!" "No female lead" "A slightly slow start" "Takes off later" Li Buguo is an online absurdist streamer who makes a career out of wild antics. On the Ghost Festival, just as he was making his comeback, a strange beast being hunted by Bureau 749 happened to pass by and pierced his chest. It sent him straight through the open Gates of Hell, only for a ghost to kick him back out. He became an exceptionally 71.4kReads8.9Score8kShelves

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    A game-changer: A millennium of cultivation is applied to report writing—using corpse-driving techniques for meeting minutes and array-based thinking for PowerPoint presentations. While other zombies are still sucking blood, the protagonist is already climbing the corporate ladder. This kind of absurd, exhilarating experience is addictive.

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