The Honkai Iron Expanse: The Universe's Greatest Menace

Name: The Honkai Iron Expanse: The Universe's Greatest Menace
Author: Dreaming Up a Blueprint

崩绝铁原：寰宇第一祸害

by Dreaming Up a Blueprint (心梦化蓝图)

Status: Completed
Length: 1.3M Words
Genre: Anime Fanfiction
Updated: 9mo ago
English: Request a translation

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Synopsis

Starting the Honkai: Star Rail alternate timeline. Chapter 375, Volume Four.

[Honkai + Honkai: Star Rail + Jokester + Livestream + Picking on Otto + Losing It + Absurdity + System + Emotion Collection]

At Herta Space Station, after several factions pulled strings behind the scenes, Nanook narrowly lost the “grandparent-grandchild match” wrestling bout.

Nanook had no choice but to accept three punishments.

One of them was for the Black and White Calamities of Amphoreus to serve Nanook rice noodles!

Inside the wrestling arena,

Super Star God Nezha made his entrance.

With golden-flame wheels underfoot and divine power surging through his six arms: the Trailblaze Ring, the Destruction Sash, the Erudition Spear, the Harmony Skirt, the Elation Heart, the Preservation Bottom, the Abundance Leaf, the Hunt Light, and the Wind Fire Wheels! He looked like a Chaos Demon God descending upon the world! His skirt billowed in the wind!

At Mondstadt Cathedral, Barbara prayed gently.

“I believe Lord Barbatos will surely forgive you all.”

“But my Thompson won't!!”

“Die, die, die!”

Wendy: “Wait, Barbara! Listen to me, I really am Barbatos, the Anemo Archon!”

“Impersonating Lord Barbatos makes your crime even worse! Take my Shining Pineapple Bomb!”

At Liyue's Rite of Descension,

Just as everyone thought the Geo Archon had been assassinated, they saw his dragon body slowly get back up.

And then...

He started shaking! He started dancing!

The Geo Archon's remains, over four meters tall, began performing an insanely catchy dance for the people of Liyue.

The dragon-bodied Geo Archon spoke aloud, urging the Millelith to get the people of Liyue to watch him dance.

In Inazuma,

Chefs from the dark culinary worlds of various universes arrived with their assistants to hold a Dark Chef God competition.

With Xiangling and Aikofei's help, can Raiden Ei win the competition and bring her sister back to life?

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