Any Particularly Absurd Books Out There? 有没有特别抽象的书

1. 1 高 Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗 Muscular Seagull肌肉海鸥Urban2.6M WordsOngoing [Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta 331.8kReads9.4Score31.2kShelves

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   The author is so engrossed in his own art that he has lost all sense of the world around him. [Smile][smile][smile]

2. 2 万 Across All Worlds, I’m the Astonishingly Hard-to-Kill King! 万界，我是惊世耐杀王！ Ogryn Human Battery欧格林人柱力Urban1.2M WordsOngoing [System + Absurdity + Losing It + Absolute Madman + Maybe Not Human + I Am a God + I Am a Demon + I Am the King of Writing and Updating] I gave it everything I had, but I couldn't beat the Great-Luck Truck. The System had set me up. The damn System gave me a choice. Supposedly, as long as I keep completing missions, I can gain superpowers beyond those of ordinary people? Well, I'm already dead, so I might as well put my mighty, world-shocking wisdom to the test! What? Higher difficulty means bet 17.1kReads8.8Score2kShelves

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   The first book features characters who are all extraordinary; the second book's protagonist possesses astonishing wisdom; and the third book's main characters are all exceptional individuals.

3. 3 分 After We Broke Up, They Started Acting Strange! 分手后，她们变得不对劲了！ Dolphin Finds Fun for Everyone海豚给大家找乐子Urban179k WordsOngoing [Everyday life] + [Minor superpowers] + [Distorted] + [Obsessive female lead] Luo Chuan has been feeling that something is off lately. After he started dating his girlfriend, he would sometimes hear a strange clicking sound in his ears. Even his memory began to fade, and he could no longer remember the sweet moments he had shared with his girlfriend. But his girlfriend didn't mind at all, and was practically glued to him twenty-four hours a day. The problem was, Luo Chuan remembered that he and 2.4kReads7.3Score115Shelves

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   Can we fight against them?

4. 4 妈 Mom! You’re All My Moms! 妈妈！你们都是我妈妈！ Mysterious Mask Xiang神秘面具祥Anime Fanfiction704k WordsOngoing Fallen leaves bring word... Beyond the fog, our Bandori has a King of Winning Moms... Under his rule, people will surely call this “The Age of Seeking Mothers.” (Note: All characters in this book are adults. All schools mentioned are universities, and all “girls” are at least eighteen years old.) 47.5kReads9.1Score5.5kShelves

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   1. Exhilarating combat + strategic battles + abstract elements (highly recommended). 2. Starts in a vocational high school for girls, mother-son conflict, father-son confrontation, pure peak. 3. Daily life of Wakaba's junior. 4. Everyone who's seen it says it's great [smile]. 5. Baki's worldview, being a boy or girl is the price of becoming stronger. 6. Those who know, know.

5. 5 不 Isn't This a Death Note? Why Is Everything Being Given Away?! 不是死亡笔记吗？怎么全变给了！ Shabi Niaoshou Shou莎比鸟兽兽Urban514k WordsOngoing [Not Fanfiction] + [Meme References] + [Wild Imagination] + [Absurd, Unhinged Comedy] + [Godlike Characters] When anything is born, it produces a notebook. Anyone who owns one can form a contract with the angel bound to that notebook and become a godlike being. Yue Shenye looks at the notebook in his hands, and all the humiliations of the past come flooding back. He grips his pen tightly. “I want every last one of you dead!” The ballpoint pen sweeps across the page, filling it with names. Then t 18kReads8.7Score2.2kShelves

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   These are all rather abstract.

6. 6 男 A Pretty Boy in Women's Clothes, but Actually the Strongest Fighter 男娘美少年，其实是最强格斗家 Zhao Xiuer赵氏秀儿Urban619k WordsCompleted [Cross-Dressing] [Ability Development] [No Romance] [Comic-Style Fighting] [Slowly Going Insane] Chu Ba was a transmigrant from a parallel world, with his heart set on becoming the strongest fighter. But fate had other plans: he accidentally bonded with a Cute Girl Makeover System! Chu Ba cursed the System a thousand times over for wanting to turn him into a cute girl, so he had no choice but to get stronger by exploiting its bugs. From being forced to learn cute-girl dances to gritting his te 5.6kReads8.8Score473Shelves
7. 7 综 Anime Crossover: A Guide to Evaluating Other Races 综漫：异种族评鉴指南 Details Down to the Stomach细节到胃Anime Fanfiction502k WordsOngoing [Crossover anime, light-novel-style Western fantasy, and you don't need to have watched the anime.] "May I ask, Sir, the greatest adventurer of this century, why don't you go defeat the Demon King?" "Not my problem." "Huh? But this is a danger threatening the entire world..." "Not my problem. I'm not even from this world." "..." "All right, then. Stay safe on your journey. We're going to evacuate with the people of the city..." "Not my pro... Wait! Aren't you a brothel? The bigger the sto 171.5kReads8.9Score16.7kShelves
8. 8 异 Is It Really This Easy to Get By in Another World? 异界也太好混了吧？ Flower-Waisted Wanderer花腰浪子Eastern Fantasy638k WordsOngoing Ma Liu, the only heir to the wealthy Xinghua Group, is dismissed as a useless young master because he’s obsessed with gaming. At an auction, he acquires a divine ancient cauldron and accidentally triggers its seal, sending him to another world. There, he begins a carefree life of effortless wins like a capybara.. 954Reads8.3Score105Shelves

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   I burst out laughing every now and then.

9. 9 穿 Transmigrated into a Book as the Villain: From the Start, I Kidnapped the Heroine! 穿书反派：开局，我绑架了女主！ Magical Little Crow神奇小乌鸦Urban3.0M WordsCompleted [Lovable scoundrel of a villain + tea-artistry + male heartthrob + stunning looks + scheming + wild card + sweet on the outside, dark underneath + witty comedy + no fixed couple] Also known as: “I play a tea-green guy, and the male and female leads spoil me rotten!” Su Qing transmigrates into a modern wish-fulfillment novel. He becomes the rich villain who kidnaps the heroine in chapter one, gets beaten up by the hero in chapter two, and lands in prison in chapter three. Luckily, he awakens the 77.6kReads8.3Score5kShelves

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   I couldn't resist recommending it before I even finished reading it; audiobooks are so much fun!

10. 10 午 Midnight Murder: I Went on a Killing Spree After Hearing People's Thoughts 午夜杀机：偷听心声后，我杀疯了 Treasure-Spitting Mouse in the Sewer下水道中的吐宝鼠Sports289k WordsCompleted [Cheeky Tricks]+ [Lighthearted and Never Depressing]+ [Satisfying from Start to Finish]+ [Horror Survival Game] So far, we have... [White Room Clamp Bro] [Playing Dumb Bubba] [Double-Red Old Myers] [Heartless Ghost Face] [Team Hunt Nurse] [Ultimate Torment Old Yang] [My Beloved Feng Min] [The Rain-and-Kwai Duo] [Double-Haste Insta-Kill Rin] No huge dumps of lore, just easygoing, satisfying fun that doesn't take much brainpower. Chen Mo, a veteran game streamer, transmigrates into a 100% realisti 2.2kReads8.0Score218Shelves

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    Sounds good, abstract

11. 11 三 The Three-Year-Old Alchemy Saint Everyone in the Immortal Sect Adores 三岁小丹圣，全仙门抢着宠我 Loves Plum Wine爱吃李子酒Fantastical Romance167k WordsOngoing [Everyone's Favorite] [Adorable Three-Year-Old] [Xianxia Cultivation] [Alchemy] [Lighthearted Power Fantasy] Three-year-old Ye Shu was thrown into the snow by her family simply because she couldn't manifest a spiritual root. Just as she was about to freeze to death, a dirt-poor old Daoist took her back to Lingyun Sect. The sect was desperately poor. Her master had an old injury, her senior brother's sword meridians were severed, her second senior sister fretted over spirit stones every day, and 209Reads6.5Score113Shelves
12. 12 嘉 King Jiahao Comes Down the Mountain: Oh No, My First Time! 嘉豪王下山，不好！我的初绷！ Seeking Wind, Bidding the Moon Farewell寻风辞月Urban399k WordsCompleted [Absurdist, System, Jiahao, comedy and meme references] The Bengbeng aliens invade Earth. Their only weakness is being impossible to keep a straight face around, but humanity throws everything it has at them and still can't make them crack! But Wang Hao only has to lift a finger to leave the Bengbeng aliens unable to keep it together. He's the last king of the Jiahao clan. What do you mean, “Did you ask whether you won or lost?” You say Hao's made it to the other side? When Beng Da and Beng E 8.5kReads7.1Score1kShelves

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    In abstract terms, these few must have a voice.

13. 13 我 My Dad's Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 我爸那笑死人的沙雕爱情 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Dad’s Hilariously Ridiculous Love Story 57kReads—Score528Shelves

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    Abstract and funny!

14. 14 我 I'm a Trainee Auntie on the Neighborhood Committee in a Horror Instance 我在恐怖副本当地府居委会预备大妈 Soybean Flour Mochi黄豆粉麻薯25k WordsCompleted I Become a Neighborhood Committee Lady in the Underworld During Horror Dungeons —Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Let me promote my new article 🤪

15. 15 我 I Became God in America 我在美国当上帝 Pokemon No Guard Machamp神奇宝贝无防守怪力Urban326k WordsOngoing A young man from Dongda traveled to America and saw another side of the world, one covered in ruin. Young Latina streetwalkers all over the streets. American kids with diabetes who were still malnourished. Fentanyl-controlled zombies. Homeless people nobody cared about while they were alive, whose corpses were fought over after they died. Poor souls who had to work three jobs right after attending their parents' funerals. Life was too hard for America's working class. Because the young man looke 176.3kReads8.5Score23.6kShelves

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    One book about daily life, two books about wild ideas, the covers speak for me.

16. 16 重 Reborn as a Little Tough Guy, My Gun Explodes in One Second 重生小强，一秒炸膛 Ying Fang英访Urban128k WordsOngoing [Urban Fantasy] + [Outlandish] + [Reborn from the Start] + [Hilarious Twists] + [Evolution] + [Survival] Hahaha! Congratulations, you've discovered a hidden gem! This is a professional guide to food and nutrition. We recommend reading it on an empty stomach, and guarantee you'll find all kinds of high-quality fat-burning protein inside. The ultimate weight-loss secret! Free scalp treatments are waiting for you! Synopsis: Zhang Sheng is Reborn as a cockroach: three seconds to hit the ground, one 478Reads—Score108Shelves

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    This is a masterpiece.

17. 17 张 Zhang Sangou’s Get-Rich Journal 张三狗发财笔记 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban2.7M WordsCompleted A comedy novel with absolutely no pretensions. A poor boy from the mountains refuses to settle for an ordinary life and ventures out into the world, carving out a place for himself through his own efforts. The cast of bizarre characters will have you laughing out loud. It gets more and more exciting as it goes. San Gou grows more mature and more cunning, with more and more schemes brewing in his head. In the end, he makes it! He becomes a billionaire. His journey is a whirlwind of chaos and laug 57.9kReads8.7Score6kShelves

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    Don't read it, or you'll laugh your head off.

18. 18 不 Wait, What? Where Did This Knight System Send Me?! 不是？骑士系统给我干哪来了？！ Old Ghost Wuxiang无相老鬼Anime Fanfiction302k WordsOngoing [Kamen Rider] + [Gushing Over Magical Girls] + [Multiple Riders and belts] + [One female lead] + [Comedy] + [Snark] + [DC] He transmigrates to the world of Gushing Over Magical Girls. But, well... this is a Rider System, so why does it feel so wrong in so many ways...? “Hellbat, G4 armor, Decade Driver... sell them all to the Host!” Luo Handang: That’s way too much stuff! System: That’s not all. There’s also... “Mission reward: titanium-alloy wrench!” Luo Handang: Did Nuwa bless it or somet 2.8kReads6.1Score253Shelves
19. 19 老 Is My Husband Dead Yet? 老公今天死了吗？ Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted Did my husband die today? 4kReads—Score100Shelves
20. 20 我 I Work as Meng Po's Underling 我给孟婆当小弟 Qi Qi七麒Mystery3.1M WordsCompleted I’m the young apprentice of Meng Po. I’m your comeuppance. I’m the most terrifying urban legend. I’m a mage who walks in the darkness. I’m the guardian of the order between yin and yang. I’m also the unluckiest person in the world. The story begins on Tomb-Sweeping Day, when I arranged to meet a girl I’d been chatting with for a long time... 638Reads7.8Score102Shelves
21. 21 重 Reborn as a Simpleton, I Became a Billionaire by Collecting Scrap 重生二傻子，靠收破烂成亿万富豪 Wandering Immortal of the Northern Mountain北山浪荡仙Urban444k WordsCompleted A ninety-three-year-old man from another timeline transmigrates to 1982. His soul takes up residence in the body of a high school student nicknamed Ersha, or “Second Fool.” The student is known as the king of repeaters. At twenty-three, he is still in high school. The original owner of the body, Wu Dazhi, was nicknamed Gouzi as a child. Despite his towering build and weight of over two hundred pounds, he was timid by nature and afraid of trouble. People bullied him constantly, but he never dared 10kReads6.3Score795Shelves
22. 22 白 The Girl of My Dreams Is Just Old, Not Dead 白月光只是老了，不是死了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance13k WordsCompleted The woman you can never forget has simply grown old. She hasn’t died. 6.2kReads—Score102Shelves
23. 23 狗 The Holy Grail War in Bear Ridge 狗熊岭圣杯战争 I Like Playing Chess我喜欢玩象棋Anime Fanfiction1.3M WordsOngoing Logger Vick, the unlucky lumberjack from Boonie Bears, failed to chop down a tree again today. Just as it looks like he’s about to miss another paycheck, Mr. Li calls and says he has a secret weapon for him. And so Logger Vick successfully summons a Heroic Spirit, setting the stage for a Holy Grail War in Bear Ridge. [Boonie Bears + Fate/stay night + ...] 6.1kReads8.9Score413Shelves
24. 24 我 My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Drives Away Every Woman Who Takes an Interest in My Husband 我儿子三岁，是个笑话精，专克老公桃花 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted My Three-Year-Old Son Is a Little Comedian Who Keeps My Husband's Admirers at Bay 1.9kReads—Score—Shelves

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    Abstract and hilarious!

25. 25 死 I Transmigrate Every Time I Die. Nobody Understands Dying Better Than Me 死一次就穿越，没人比我更懂去世 Little Yu Doesn't Eat Fish小於不吃鱼丶Urban1.0M WordsCompleted [Lighthearted comedy, jokes and banter, the Myriad Worlds, a protagonist who keeps dying suddenly, quick transmigration, no System, no heroine, no main plot.] “I suspect this world is one big shoddy operation, and the whole point of setting it up is to mess with me.” On the day Tang Ping turned eighteen, Heaven played a joke on him and gave him the ability to transmigrate whenever he died. And so his corpses ended up scattered across the heavens and myriad lands. 22.6kReads8.7Score2.3kShelves
26. 26 我 My Sister’s Boss Fell for My Brother 我姐的老板爱上了我弟 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance9k WordsCompleted My Sister's Boss Fell in Love with My Brother 1.2kReads—Score—Shelves
27. 27 能 As Long as My Ability Lives, I Can Stay Weak, Helpless, and Pitiful 能力不死，弱小无助还可怜 The Silly Hermit憨态居士Urban1.4M WordsCompleted (No romance, two protagonists, one man and one woman, dual storylines, ensemble cast, comedy, daily life, slow burn, probably no angst, superpowers.) As someone with immortality, I'm absurdly weak in this high-risk world. To make matters worse, I accidentally became an underling of an ancient god and was forced to do things beyond my abilities. Just kill me already! Meanwhile, this is the story of Luo Fangyi, a young woman who joins the Superpower Administration, and the superpowered people she 106Reads—Score—Shelves
28. 28 这 This Pregnancy Romance Is Completely Unhinged 这个好孕文太颠了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折9k WordsCompleted This pregnancy story is completely wild. 668Reads—Score—Shelves
29. 29 顶 The Top Assassin Falls in Love at First Sight with the Target 顶级杀手对任务对象一见钟情了 Jing Jiuzhe荆九折Marriage & Romance8k WordsCompleted The top assassin fell in love at first sight with their target. 405Reads—Score—Shelves
30. 30 洪 Honghuang: I’m a Brick, and Merit Automatically Increases by One 洪荒：我，一板砖，功德自动加1 Villain A, Who Loves Novels爱吃小说的反派甲Eastern Fantasy337k WordsOngoing [Everyday life + lighthearted + funny + adorable kids + causing trouble + a little unhinged (the author occasionally goes crazy)] (Early-era Primordial World, modified magical treasures, an adorable kid boldly exploring the Primordial World, and a fresh new experience. The whole world dotes on her as she raises a child~) After transmigrating into the Primordial World, Lu Baoya becomes a primordial stubborn stone! From the start, a broken System smacks her in the face, leaving her with only [Spir 4Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Dizzy dizzy

31. 31 全 My Whole Family Is Crazy, and I Became the Foil in a Child-Rearing Story 全家疯批，我穿成了养崽文对照组 Frost Pavilion寒霜榭Modern Romance932k WordsCompleted [Hilarious + raising kids + adored by the whole family + crazy antics + wealthy-family ensemble + feel-good 1v1] Qi Yuan transmigrates into a wealthy-family child-rearing novel as the foil to the adored heroine. Both are rich-family children who went missing and were later found. When the heroine returns, her family lives in loving harmony. When Qi Yuan goes home, everyone in her family is crazy in their own special way. In the end, the original owner is constantly humiliated, until she's thrown 31.1kReads8.6Score4kShelves
32. 32 崇 Chongzhen: Can the Son of Heaven of the Great Ming Save America? 崇祯：大明天子拯救美利坚？ The Imperial Mind御思量Historical159k WordsOngoing [Fun Read] [System-Assisted Nation-Building] [Heavy-Handed Tactics] [Cross-World Trading] [War] [Ensemble Cast] Unlike the usual old-fashioned historical novels, this one takes a wild approach and goes all in on brute force. It's the ultimate power fantasy! Please leave a review for my new book. Don't just sit there in silence! 346Reads—Score—Shelves

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    It's about abstraction within a hardcore framework, but Americans are inherently abstract themselves [thinking].

33. 33 沙 My Hilarious Junior Sister Is a Laid-Back Cultivator 沙雕师妹咸鱼修仙 Fu Yiling傅衣凌Ancient Romance1.2M WordsCompleted [Xianxia + comedy + immortal cultivation + suona] Yun Qiqi spent her whole life as a happy slacker in the modern world. She never expected that after dying, she'd transmigrate to an immortal cultivation world where everyone was a workaholic. But she still refused to work! When choosing a master, Yun Qiqi thought it over for a long time. Sword cultivators worked too hard and had no money. Talisman cultivators drew talismans all day, and she couldn't even write properly, let alone draw talismans. 30.3kReads9.2Score3kShelves
34. 34 祸 Disaster Delivered: The Hilarious Villainess Is on Her Way 祸到付款：沙雕女配派送中 Jiang Yuqiao江遇乔Modern Romance308k WordsCompleted Also known as: Trouble, Cash on Delivery: The Hilarious Supporting Actress Is on Her Way [Dual transmigration into a book + System + Entertainment Industry + Unhinged Humor + Variety Shows + Livestreaming + Redemption + 1v1 Romance + Happy Ending] [A lie-flat, slack-off, unhinged celebrity × a sharp-tongued, hopelessly lovesick CEO] - Qiao Yan wakes up one morning to discover that she has transmigrated into a book again, becoming a washed-up minor supporting actress who’s so unpopular she’s prac 9.8kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
35. 35 这 This Immortal Is a Little Too Brash 这个神仙有点彪 Tan Qing檀清Urban3.8M WordsOngoing I was just a cemetery security guard when I saw a fairy fall from the sky. This fairy’s a bit wild, knocking out little ghosts with a single punch. A rare divine essence lies within her, and demon kings from all three realms come to claim it. Her Heavenly Eye opens, and she goes on a rampage, wiping out every last monster and demon. Our security company opens a branch in heaven, and every god and immortal loves it. It opens another branch in the underworld, and all the ghosts are as happy as can 270Reads—Score—Shelves
36. 36 大 Grandmaster Zun 大师尊 Cheng Ru成如Eastern Fantasy505k WordsOngoing A seasoned old hand from the martial world transmigrates into the cultivation world. Thanks to his wife's connections, he gets into an immortal sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, saintesses, grand elders, sect masters... Pure wish fulfillment, utterly invincible, but not brainless. Overwhelming combat power, a sharp mind, devious beneath a good-guy exterior, and full of schemes. He borrows the tiger's skin to wave a great banner, winning people over with virtue. He throws lime in their eyes a 3.3kReads—Score227Shelves

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    A seasoned veteran of the martial arts world transmigrates to the cultivation world. Through his wife's connections, he enters a celestial sect. Senior sisters, junior sisters, holy maidens, grand elders, sect leaders… Purely refreshing, invincible, not brainless, with explosive martial arts skills and undeniably sharp intelligence, cunning, seemingly a good person but harboring a belly full of evil. He uses his connections to intimidate, manipulate others with virtue, and employs clever tactics to overcome brute force. He's a master of rhetoric, unmatched in his verbal prowess. From a son-in-law of a celestial sect, he ultimately becomes a grandmaster. [Smile]

37. 37 官 After Announcing We're Expecting, the Villain Is Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf 官宣有崽后，反派被迫从良 Jiang Xiaokui江小葵Modern Romance660k WordsCompleted Animated series: Silly, adorable little darling, your kitty is here~ [Everyone's Darling] + [Little One] + [No Romance] Original title: After Announcing Their Baby, the Villain Was Forced to Turn Over a New Leaf Everyone knows the Fu family of the imperial capital is a prestigious clan. The five young masters are all exceptional talents, but each has a peculiar personality. The family patriarch is even more ruthless and utterly indifferent to others. That is, until they adopted a little girl fro 19.1kReads9.3Score1.3kShelves
38. 38 我 I’m Going Wild in the Update-Halt Management Bureau 我在断更管理局癫翻全世界 Muzi Mingming木子冥冥Modern Romance177k WordsOngoing [Comedic Infinite-Flow + Unhinged Power Fantasy + Absurd Humor + Slow-Burn, Sweet 1v1 Romance] [Fill-In-the-Blanks Agent Who Goes Wild vs. Cross-Dimensional Sucker of a CEO] Jiang Mian transmigrates into an abruptly discontinued novel. The moment she opens her eyes, her own mother has her strapped to an operating table, ready to harvest her kidneys. The System pops up with an announcement: "Welcome to the Abruptly Discontinued Novel Management Bureau!" Job description: Become the heroine of an u 335Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Just a quick shout-out to myself! Readers who like this story are welcome to add it to their bookshelves and follow along~ The female protagonist wakes up to find herself transported to the 2.5-Dimensional Bureau of Hidden Updates, where she's stuck working to fill in the gaps in the story. And no matter what the original story was about, her way of filling in the gaps is always: going crazy. [Shy][shy][shy]

39. 39 无 Infinite Spiritual Power? No, I'm a Human Power Bank 无限灵力？不，我是人形充电包 Seven Treasures Little Coffin七宝小棺材Eastern Fantasy168k WordsOngoing Infinite spiritual power + dantian constipation + a power-supplying formation + play the pig to eat the tiger Others cultivate based on talent. Lin Que cultivates based on his battery level. He transmigrates with infinite spiritual power, but suffers from "dantian constipation syndrome," with spiritual power so blocked up that it leaks out through his lower half. Sect Leader: Go relieve yourself at the mountain-protecting formation every day. And so he becomes the Qingniu Sect's mobile power so 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    Do you want to try it?

40. 40 被 Exiled from the Lab, I Handcrafted Sacred Pills and Shocked the Interstellar World 被逐出实验室后，我手搓圣品丹药震惊星际 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学25k WordsCompleted After Being Kicked Out of the Lab, I Handcrafted Sacred-Grade Pills and Shocked the Interstellar World 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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    I am Li Ji, the most precious legitimate princess of the Li Rong Kingdom. On the day my kingdom fell, my sister and I were bundled up and sent to the gray-haired Duke Xian of Jin as a peace offering. The world says I am a viper, a seductress who bewitched the king, forced Crown Prince Shen Sheng to his death, drove Chong'er and Yi Wu into exile, and single-handedly instigated the Li Ji Rebellion—one of the four infamous femme fatales, forever vilified. But no one knows that from the moment I stepped into the Jin palace, every step I took was a desperate act forced upon me.

41. 41 癫EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 Little Salt小盐子Modern Romance1.3M WordsCompleted [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 340.1kReads9.8Score48.5kShelves

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    It's so abstract, I laughed like Belial in bed.

42. 42 罗 Luo Dachui and Xibei: An Assistant's Notes on the Battle for Public Opinion 罗大锤与西呗，一个助理的舆论战观察笔记 Seven Treasures Little Coffin七宝小棺材13k WordsCompleted Luo Dachui and Xibei: An Assistant's Observations on the Battle for Public Opinion —Reads—Score—Shelves
43. 43 我 I, Li Ji, One of the Four Great Beauties, Only Wanted to Survive but Turned Jin on Its Head 我，骊姬，四大妖姬，只想保命却搅翻晋国 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance52k WordsCompleted I, Li Ji, One of the Four Great Beauties, Only Wanted to Stay Alive, Yet I Turned Jin Upside Down —Reads—Score—Shelves
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45. 45 我 I Work at Xibei Loans 我在西呗贷款上班 Seven Treasures Little Coffin七宝小棺材8k WordsCompleted I Work at Xibei Loans —Reads—Score—Shelves
46. 46 弟 After My Brother Ruined Two Kingdoms, I Reincarnated as Duke Mu of Qin's Wife and Set Everything Ablaze 弟弟坑完两国，我穿成秦穆公老婆直接点火 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Historical43k WordsCompleted After My Brother Ruined Two Kingdoms, I Reincarnated as Duke Mu of Qin's Wife and Set Things Ablaze 7Reads—Score—Shelves
47. 47 假 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 Li Yaoyao梨窈窈Modern Romance1.1M WordsCompleted The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 149.6kReads9.6Score16.1kShelves
48. 48 破 After Daybreak 破晓过后 Happy Land Land Land Land Land乐土土土土土Eastern Fantasy406k WordsOngoing I walk across the land. Passing through this world, where roads stretch far and horses hurry by. I hold all things in the world lightly. After hello comes goodbye, and after goodbye comes silence. Life is vast as the sea, with mountains rising one after another. 31Reads—Score—Shelves

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49. 49 在 I Kept Resigning from Office in the Tang Dynasty, Yet Became the Mentor to Two Emperors 在大唐反复辞官，我却成了两代帝师 Lingnan School of Painting Literature岭南画派文学Ancient Romance35k WordsCompleted I Kept Resigning from Office in the Tang Dynasty, Yet Became the Imperial Tutor to Two Generations of Emperors 3Reads—Score—Shelves
50. 50 恋 Dating Show: Why Are You Picking on Him? He’s Deficient in Virtue 恋综：你惹他干嘛？他五行缺德啊 Shui Yexiang水耶香Urban1.1M WordsCompleted [Goofy + hilarious + showbiz + variety shows + meme jokes + dating show + straight-talking guy] Chen Yang transmigrated. He landed in the body of a man on the day he was about to be coerced into sleeping with someone for a career opportunity. He thought he was finally about to reach the pinnacle of life, but after seeing the wealthy woman’s face, the teachings of Mencius he’d learned ten years earlier struck him right between the eyes. Wealth cannot corrupt him, poverty cannot make him abandon h 132kReads9.0Score15.2kShelves

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