Transmigrating to Darwin: Reporting the World to Correct Its Distortions

Transmigration + face-slapping + brainless fun + anime-inspired twists + no saintly do-gooding + the Human Federation + Rise of the Planet of the Apes Li Xiaobai was so enraged while following Darwin's Incident that he suffered a fatal brain hemorrhage. The moment he opened his eyes, he had transmigrated into the very world that had sent his blood pressure soaring, and was bound to the Reality Correction System, which specialized in treating all manner of hypocritical, anti-human bleeding-heart nonsense! Watching Charlie, half human and half chimpanzee, play the brooding genius at school while enjoying humanity's protection and spouting outrageous lines like “What makes humans so special?” and “Why can't we eat human flesh?”, Li Xiaobai burst out laughing on the spot: Cut the act. You're the product of an illegal experiment! Call the police and have this highly dangerous lab animal arrested? Done. Shove a banana in your face so you understand what species you are? Done. The extremist animal-rights group ALA launches a terrorist attack? He is even more ruthless than the terrorists. If you insist that humans and animals are equal, then you'll be dealt with as pests! He tears off Charlie's mask of hypocrisy, tramples Lucy's empty ideals, and takes on Charlie's bleeding-heart adoptive parents, turning this upside-down world completely on its head! When Charlie once again blurts out, “Why are humans the only ones who can't be killed and eaten?”, Li Xiaobai flies into a rage and teaches it how to behave on the spot. A satisfying face-slapping power fantasy, with no bleeding-heart nonsense, guaranteed to cure every kind of irritation!