Stop Acting Out Tragic Romance, I Escaped a Horror Game

Also known as: The Max-Level Horror Boss Enters a Torturous Romance Novel, and Everyone’s Genre Goes Off the Rails

As the only max-level S-rank Horror Boss in Zone Nine, Xia Sini was lured by the Lord God into a romance scenario with promises of “triple pay and all the eyeball cookies you can eat.”

From then on, the romance genre began racing in an indescribable direction:

“The CEO’s Pampered Wife”

The domineering CEO sneered, “If you didn’t look a little like her, do you think I would have married you?”

Xia Sini: I haven’t eaten a fresh brain in ages. I wonder if this one, who doesn’t look too bright, will taste bitter?

System 007 screamed so loudly it nearly broke through its mouse cage: [Don’t eat him! He’s the male lead! My KPI! My year-end bonus! Aaaaah!]

“The Beloved Cultivator”

The aloof master: I teach an orthodox sect. So why is this wayward disciple practicing some demonic, heretical technique?

Everyone else formed their hand seals with an ethereal grace; hers summoned an eerie, chilling wind. Everyone else bathed in golden light during tribulations; hers brought a procession of ghosts.

Until one day, her master was cornered by her against a wall. Seeing the strange red glow in her eyes, his usually cold, proud voice trembled slightly. “What… what kind of path are you cultivating?”

In one sentence: If I’m twisted enough, no one can torment me.

Theme: Use a Horror Boss’s hardcore logic to shatter every old-school torturous romance trope!