A Shameless Protagonist Who Hands Sandpaper to People Going to the Bathroom 主角缺德带冒烟，给上厕所的人递砂纸
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I Only Make Money, Never Romance: I'm the Best Professional Simp! 只赚钱不谈情，职业舔狗我最行！
(Succubus + winning back the husband + lighthearted comedy + everyday campus life + no System + not reborn + sweet and angsty) A gambling-addicted dad, an alcoholic mom, a sick little sister, and a broken-hearted him. To make money, Lu Xing chose to provide emotional support instead of doing either brainwork or manual labor. Everyone knows Lu Xing is the humble pursuer of the aloof campus beauty Wei Qingyu. He loves her to his very core and takes care of her in every possible way! Wei Q
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- 552 A Spirit Spring in the Herb Garden: My Sickly, Obsessive Husband Is a Hidden Powerhouse 药田灵泉：病娇夫君是隐藏大佬 Spirit Springs in the Herb Garden: My Lovesick Husband Is a Hidden Big Shot 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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Joining the Crazy Variety Show! My Goal Is to Drive Everyone Insane 上癫综！励志把所有人搞疯
[Livestreaming, variety shows, memes, unconventional antics, mindless feel-good fun] When Xia Nanxing joined the variety show Happy Takeoff, everyone was subjected to her antics. Her younger sister looked ready to cry. “Does my sister hate me...?” Xia Nanxing shoved a chicken foot up her nose. “Crying made you hungry, huh? Here, let me buy you a late-night snack!” When her green-tea stepmother played the victim, Xia Nanxing threw herself to the ground and started wailing even louder. “Auntie, pl
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- 554 Writing Self-Help in America, I Become the Nation's Choice for President 人在鹰酱写鸡汤，全民求我当总统 Tang Darcy transmigrates to America and becomes a sheriff. He activates the Influencer System: all he has to do is write toxic inspirational quotes and cultivate influencers to earn rewards. How hard can that be? He fires off all kinds of self-contradictory quotes to fool foreigners: “America, Please Wait for Your People!” “Don't Make America Great Again! Give the Little People Their Dignity!” “Why Does China Wash Its Dishes Seven Times?!” The more foreigners he fools, the more buffs the System 16.7kReads9.6Score2.2kShelves
- 555 A Shocking Betrayal! My Husband and Best Friend Are Far More Cruel Than I Ever Imagined 惊天骗局！我的丈夫和闺蜜，远比我想象的恶毒 A Shocking Scam! My Husband and Best Friend Were Far More Vile Than I Ever Imagined 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 556 Turns Out He Was Writing My Story Too 原来他也在写我的故事 It Turns Out He Was Writing My Story Too 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 557 My Mauve Lipstick Waited in Vain for His True Love 我的豆沙色口红，没等来他的真心 My Rose-Taupe Lipstick Never Got to See His Sincere Love —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 558 On Our Wedding Night, He Called Another Woman's Name While Telling Me He Loved Me 婚夜：他喊着别人的名字说爱我 On Our Wedding Night, He Called Another Woman's Name as He Told Me He Loved Me 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 559 A Cold Blade at Her Throat! The War God Prince Is Utterly Smitten With the Discarded Legitimate Daughter 寒刃抵喉！战神王爷竟对弃女嫡女宠疯了 A cold blade at her throat! The God of War Prince dotes on the abandoned legitimate daughter like she's gone mad —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Love Vanished with the Wind, Leaving No Trace! 归爱随风，无觅处！
Love returns with the wind, but there's nowhere to find it!
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- 561 I Transmigrated to the Tang Dynasty: My Ambulance Tears Through the Battlefield 穿越大唐：我的急救车杀穿战场 Transmigrate to the Tang Dynasty: My Ambulance Cuts Through the Battlefield 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 562 Twin Lotuses on the Wangchuan River (Part One) 忘川河上并蒂莲（上） Twin Lotuses on the River of Forgetfulness (Part 1) 113Reads—Score—Shelves
- 563 The Badass Xuanmen Cannon Fodder Takes the Entire Cultivation World by Storm 玄门炮灰飒爆全修真界 The Dashing Cannon Fodder of the Mystic Sect Takes the Entire Cultivation World by Storm —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 564 Twin Lotuses on the Wangchuan River (Part Two) 忘川河上并蒂莲（下） Twin Lotuses on the River of Forgetfulness (Part 2) 28Reads—Score—Shelves
- 565 The Daoist Said My Roommate Was a Skin Corpse. I Refused to Believe Him Until Her Nails Turned Black 道士说我室友是皮尸，我偏不信，直到她指甲变黑 The Taoist said my roommate was a skin corpse. I refused to believe him, until her fingernails turned black 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 566 A Goddess Falls to Earth and Promises You a Lifetime 神落凡尘，许卿一生 A god falls to the mortal world and promises you a lifetime. 33Reads—Score—Shelves
- 567 National Destiny Arena: Even Crap Counts as History 国运擂台：勾史也是史 [The history in this book is entirely fictional. Don't take it too seriously.] After transmigrating to a parallel world, the Dragon Kingdom, I was chosen by the National Destiny Arena as soon as I arrived, and sent to fight on the kingdom's behalf. The bad news: the Dragon Kingdom's history has gaps, and its history isn't the one you're familiar with, either. The good news: I can turn unofficial histories into official history. As long as they make logical sense, they can become reality. In that 25Reads6.0Score—Shelves
- 568 To Succeed, Go Crazy First: My Parents' Toxic Romance? I Tell Them to Break Up 要成功，先发疯，爸妈虐恋我劝分 [I Transmigrated Back to When My Parents First Met, and I’m Killing Myself] [Subverting the Tropes + Absurd Comedy + Ensemble School Cast] To change the fate of their villainous mother and their devoted second-male-lead father, Tu Fu and her two older brothers transmigrate to the time when their parents first met. For her mother’s happiness, Tu Fu decides to bring her and the male lead together. “According to unofficial historical records, a female supporting character and the male lead can live 2.9kReads9.2Score434Shelves
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I'm a Demonic Cultivator, So Why Should I Care About Decency? 我都是魔修了，要什么节操
[No decency x no limits x master schemer x hilarious x System] System, have you lost your mind? You actually want me to establish a sacred ground for the Demonic Dao? I'm in. Ye Wudao is investing in this project. The righteous cultivators are baffled. Since when have demonic sects been this brazen? They're actually recruiting disciples in public? Nine Nether Sect disciple: “Sect Master, those geniuses refuse to join our sect and cultivate the demonic path.” Ye Wudao scowled and cursed. “Are you
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- 570 Transmigrating Into a Book: On This Variety Show, I Can Only Spend 50 Billion on My Archenemy’s Daughter 穿书综艺：500亿只能花在死对头女儿身上 Transmigrate Into a Book: The Variety Show Says I Can Only Spend 50 Billion on My Love Rival's Daughter 4Reads—Score—Shelves
- 571 Upside-Down Dragon 颠阳倒龙 Upside-Down Yang, Dragon Reversed 23Reads—Score—Shelves
- 572 Who Says My Summons Are Weird? Step Forward! 谁说我的召唤物抽象的？站出来！ [Lighthearted and fun]+ [Plot-driven]+ [Subverts expectations]+ [Absurd]+ [Absolutely shameless] A hundred years ago, rifts in space and time appeared, and Blue Star entered an era of supernatural powers. Everyone had the chance to awaken a game interface. Lu Heng unexpectedly awakened as a summoner, but there was something off about all his summons. [Meatball]: As the offspring of an evil god, it grows stronger every time it's eaten and can plunge enemies into cognitive confusion. [Horny Do 14.9kReads8.0Score1.7kShelves
- 573 Prince, Your Wife’s Longevity Lock Can Slay Demons 王爷，夫人的长命锁能斩妖 Your Highness, Your Wife's Longevity Lock Can Slay Demons —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 574 How Can I Love You, My Dear? 如何爱你，亲爱的你！ I pursued Chen Yang for five years, from the university campus in Jiangcheng to the steel-and-concrete jungle of Shanghai, clinging to him like a parasitic vine as I desperately tried to climb the tree he was. I thought that if I tried hard enough, I could eventually replace Su Man, the moonlight in his heart. Then, a week before his engagement party, he threw the limited-edition lighter I’d given him into the Huangpu River. The icy water splashed across my face as he said, “Lin Wei, you’ve neve —Reads6.9Score—Shelves
- 575 After Becoming a Good-for-Nothing, I Swept Across the Heavens With My Golden Finger 穿成废柴后我靠金手指横扫诸天 Am I really going to die here? Just as Lin Chen was giving in to despair, a cold, mechanical voice suddenly rang in his mind: [Host's vital signs have fallen below the critical threshold. Binding conditions met... The Myriad Worlds System is activating...] [Activation successful! Host: Lin Chen. Current world: Tianyuan Continent (primary world). Current cultivation: Early Body Tempering Realm (incomplete).] [Beginner's gift pack delivered: Body Tempering Pills x10, Basic Swordsmanship x1, Cultiv —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 576 You Asked Me to Play Matchmaker, So I Set a Gold Digger Up with a Wife-Beater 让你牵姻缘，你给捞女介绍家暴男 [Lighthearted comedy + absurd memes + bizarre stories + explosive plot twists + a fix-it-all guy] Fang Ming transmigrates to a parallel world, inherits a miraculous shop called “Ming Can Get It Done for You,” and starts livestreaming to promote it online, claiming there’s nothing he can’t handle! Netizen: “Ming can handle anything? I don’t believe it! I can’t find the website I use to study. If you can send me a new one, I’ll believe you!” Fang Ming: “Why bother with a website? I’ll send you cra 32Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 577 I Am the God of War of Daqian, and I Awaken an Invincible System from the Start 我，大乾战神，开局觉醒无敌系统 In the thirtieth year of Tianwu, the northern barbarians' iron hooves trample through Yanmen Pass, leaving a trail of slaughter and pillage as if no one could stop them. At the Great Qian court, the eunuch faction known as the Eastern Depot holds sway, civil officials form cliques for private gain, loyal generals are framed and exiled, and the dynasty teeters on the brink of collapse! I, Lin Chen, am a good-for-nothing branch-family member of the Lin clan in Tianqi City, living off others. But o 1Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Imprisoned the Entire Paranormal World and Turned It Over to the State 我关押整个诡异世界上交国家
A mysterious force has awakened, and a world of the uncanny has descended. Here, you can encounter demons from strange tales, ghosts from horror stories, and even ancient gods from myths and legends! Everyone in this uncanny world lives in fear and trepidation. But Jiang Che discovers that he can see strange prompts. And so... He works as a caregiver at the Yellow Springs Hospital, a waiter at an underworld hotel, and a network administrator at a reincarnation internet cafe... He even builds a p
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- 579 From Underachiever to Top Student: The Tyrannical Math Prodigy Falls for Me 学渣逆袭：霸道数学爱上我 I wrote this while I was in an unstable state of mind, so please go easy on me. [Underachiever’s comeback + School life + Coming of age + Young, innocent crushes + Inspiring ensemble cast + Occasional comfort] One day, Huang Jiajia, who fails every math test, suddenly discovers that her math textbook has come to life! And if that weren’t enough, it’s now pushing her to study! But the upside is that every time she levels up her math skills, she gets generous rewards! For example, she can order he 694Reads8.6Score145Shelves
- 580 From the Start: Father, Let's Rebel! 开局：父亲我们造反吧！ “General, there are people at court who resent you and are plotting against you. You must be on your guard.” Li Qingshan remained composed. He knew full well that at a time like this, any sign of panic could give his enemies ammunition. He feigned calm and asked, “May I ask who you mean?” The mysterious figure smiled faintly. “General, you are a clever man. You know I cannot say it outright. But remember this: the court is not of one mind. Some hope to see the Great Zhou dynasty remain strong, w 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 581 Are They All Villains? I Reload My Save and Send Them All to Their Doom 全员恶人？我读档发癫送他们上天 [Memes + Save-Scumming + Going Off the Rails + Livestreaming + Showbiz + Devoted Romance] Lin Tong transmigrates into a brainless Mary Sue story as the ill-fated biological heiress. She dies of poisoning and depression, and her family meets a terrible end as well. Her: Whatever. You’ve got your protagonist’s halo, and I’ve got save-scumming. On a dating reality show, the fake heiress bribes the director and cheats at every turn: She deliberately makes Lin Tong’s tasks harder? No problem. Lin Ton 9.3kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
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From the Start, Armed with Just a Blade, I Slaughter My Way from Death Row to Regent 开局一把刀从天牢死囚杀成摄政王
[Ruthless] [Scheming] [Powerful Minister] [Fights Dirty] [Chinese-Style Enchantress] [Backstabbers Deserve to Die] Transmigration isn't about holding back. It's about doing whatever you please. The moment Chen Yan opens his eyes, he's in a prison dungeon, after his own father and younger brother reported him. With his life hanging by a thread, he doesn't hesitate for a second. He turns to a powerful minister and becomes his most loyal lackey! The powerful minister demands a token of loyalty. Che
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- 583 Reunited in the Long Summer Glow 在盛夏光年重逢 In the height of summer in Shanghai, Shen Xiangyang and Lin Wanqiu, both carrying dreams in their hearts, drift apart under the weight of reality. When they meet again at work, will old feelings rekindle, or will they only wound each other anew? Watch an ordinary wage earner and his aloof female boss restart a life tangled in love and resentment as they navigate rent and workplace power plays. Every step holds a stubborn answer to the questions of life and love. —Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Really Didn’t Want to Be Born 我真不想出生啊
“Congratulations, you’ve been born!” “Location: the women’s restroom at Xijiang Teachers’ College for Preschool Education” “Mother: a lovesick young woman, 1.6 meters tall” “Father: unknown” “Main quest: survive for one day” “Side quest: find your biological father” “Warning! Choose quickly and escape your predicament!” “Choice One: Open your mouth and cry loudly to attract the head of discipline!” “Choice Two: Call her ‘Mom’ and stir up what little maternal love she has!” “Choice Three: Immedia
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- 585 Reborn as the Wolf King, From the Start I Head to the Road to Grab Some Egg-Yolk Pies 重生狼王，开局去马路整点蛋黄派 Good news: I’ve been reborn. Bad news: I’m not human! Good news: I’m the Wolf King! Bad news: I’m about to be a dead wolf! After unexpectedly being reborn as an old wolf king driven out of his pack, Ye Yun has no choice but to hit the road and beg passing cars for food. He manages to score some egg-yolk pies and ham sausages. “Here, here, here~ Come and get some food! By the way, what kind of dog is this? He sure looks impressive!” “Hey! I know a thing or two about this. If it stands upright, it 2kReads8.9Score173Shelves
- 586 A Collection of Feel-Good Reborn Cultivation Novels 重生修仙爽文精选文件 When the master she loved most ran her through with a sword, Lingxi finally learned that she had been nothing but a stepping stone for Su Qingwan, the immortal sect’s beloved moonlight. Her peerless spiritual roots, her sect’s affection, even her life, had all become sacrifices for Su Qingwan to steal her fortune. Reborn on the day she was punished in the Nether Prison, she clenched her bloodied palm. This time, she would make everyone who owed her pay back every last bit, with interest! The hyp 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 587 EN Unhinged? We're All Unhinged—and That's a Good Thing! 癫，都癫，癫点好啊 [Super-Sweet 1v1]+ [Silly Humor and Memes]+ [Showbiz]+ [Dating Variety Show]+ [Face-Slapping] [Unhinged Actress vs. CEO with a Mind of His Own] Betrayed by her scumbag boyfriend, she transmigrated into a book and was immediately stabbed and sent to the hospital by an extremist shipper. Xie Mi went berserk on the spot, spouting wild claims in the livestream. “Come on! Stab me! All of you, stab me! I'll blow up the Earth!” A passerby who had wandered into the livestream nearly fainted. Okay, okay. 335kReads9.8Score46.9kShelves
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Sneaky! A Coward! A Pretty Little Immortal! I’m Invincible! 老六！苟仔！小仙男！我无敌了！
Unusual style + unhinged little prince + shameless little survivor + no saintly heroine, no female lead + ruthless and decisive World One: After failing to make it in showbiz, I became a post-apocalyptic overlord College guy version: Pure, innocent college boy, looking for a hug online, uh, cough, cough! Streamer version: Today I’m going to do something that would make my ancestors turn in their graves! I’ll come clean: I’m actually the thirty-sixth head of a family of ancient martial artists. T
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- 589 I'll Give You a Lifetime of Tenderness and Keep You Safe Forever! 倾一世温柔，护你一生无恙！ If you love me, then please hold me in this familiar yet strange world; If your love for me isn't unique, then it no longer matters how much or how little you love me; I don't really ask for much. As long as it's you, I don't care if we have to brave the elements and own nothing at all. As long as you say you love me, I'd gladly fly into the flames like a moth. Would you? 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 590 Terrible News from the High Martial World 高武圈传来噩耗 [Utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged, utterly unhinged! + broke protagonist] “I cultivate naturally.” “Is there any medicine with fewer side effects?” “Can’t be helped. Just take two shots! If you get side effects, we’ll stop after that!” “I’ll take two more shots today. They’re for different areas, so the side effects probably won’t sta 342.6kReads9.4Score33.4kShelves
- 591 The Cannon Fodder Awakens, and the Male Lead Begs for Her Back 炮灰觉醒，男主跪求复合 “Splurt!” The feeling of the sword piercing my chest hurt even more than being struck by lightning last time. I looked down at my bloodstained clothes, then up at Mo Yuan. His eyes, always clouded with frost, reflected only Chu Yao’s tearful gaze behind him. He spared not even a glance for me, his “human shield.” “Big Brother Mo, as long as you’re… all right…” I managed one last “devoted” smile, then fell backward according to the script. The wind roared in my ears. As I plunged down, I heard th 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 592 Dating Show: Ladies, Please Have Some Self-Respect. I'm Just Here for Fun 恋综：姑娘请自重，我就一乐子人 [Showbiz + Meme Humor + Lighthearted + Livestreaming + Wacky Antics + Variety Show + System] Also known as “Sigma Men Don’t Date” and “Even Dogs Won’t Date, Unless Food and Lodging Are Included!” Su Xun awakens an Emotion System and joins a dating show. As long as he can provoke a strong emotional reaction in someone, he’ll earn a reward. And who could stir people up more than a guy who just wants to have fun? Reba: What’s your declaration of love? Su Xun: The wise don’t fall in love; suckers ma 7.2kReads8.7Score406Shelves
- 593 The 1970s: Reborn as a Vixen, I Take Down Three Generations of the Su Family! 70年代：穿成骚狐狸，我跨代反杀苏家三代！ The 1970s: Reborn as a Seductive Vixen, I Take Down Three Generations of the Su Family! —Reads—Score—Shelves
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Brother Dao Goes Viral in Showbiz, and Fans Beg Me to Stop Killing 刀哥爆红娱乐圈，粉丝求我别杀了
[Lighthearted + no romance + absurd comedy + entertainment industry] [Print edition published | Comic adaptation released] Xiao He acquired a criminal golden finger that let him learn all kinds of criminal skills. But he could only stay alive by continually stabbing people. Xiao He: “I’m a perfectly decent college student. Who’d want to become a criminal?!” Wait, there really is a way! After an accident, Xiao He successfully exploited a bug in his golden finger. By acting instead of committing r
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Wuxia Crossover: Wandering the Martial World 综武：人在武侠四处溜达
No pairing breakups, feel-good story, Naruto, exposure, phones, and fake justice. Ye Qing transmigrates into a martial arts world, traveling far and wide to witness all the splendor of the jianghu. The blurb can't do it justice. Please read the story.
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I Can Improve the Quality of My Superpowers 我能提升异能品质
[Invincible + Comedy + Everyday Life + No Angst] Huaxia can’t contain him anymore, so they send him abroad. The protagonist never behaves like a normal person: he charges people to use the school toilets, lists the school for sale online, steals his classmates’ red bellybands, swindles black-market con artists, robs the black market, hauls exotic beasts away in a sack, sells his superior’s car, and then goes abroad to cause trouble. What? You have an SSS-rank ability? Sorry, all of my abilities
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From the Start, I Had My Brother Try It First to See If There Were Any Side Effects 开局让兄弟先试下有没有副作用
[Try Not to Laugh] [High-Martial-Arts Setting] [System] [Transmigration] [Not Invincible] Jiang Xi... where is this? Where's my System? System, get out here, quick! I can't take this anymore! [Ding! Binding failed...] “Li Hao, be good and take this medicine.” Li Hao, who was as furious as if he'd been fitted with an engine, roared: “Jiang Xi, I treated you like a brother, and you treat me like some guy living the good life?” Meanwhile, Jiang Xi was circling around the pond like a little submarin
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Hilarious! I Mistook an Evil God's Curse for an Ultimate Move and Trained with It 搞笑！我把邪神诅咒误当大招练了
[Trope Subversion]+ [Invincible Unhinged Comedy]+ [Absolutely Hilarious]+ [A Mentally Ill Author’s Wild Imagination] What the heck? Zhang Yi'ang feels like the heavens are messing with him. He tried practicing a cultivation technique, only to accidentally learn an Evil God’s curse. First ultimate move: The Zhang family is stronger than the Li family, so you can only attack people surnamed Li. But how many people in the world are actually named Li? Second ultimate move: Stay completely still, but
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In Another World, I Use Taoist Arts to Empty My Enemy's Warehouse 到了异世，我用道术搬空仇人仓库
An alternate history setting. Please do not compare this story with real history! Gou Yunshu, a modern Daoist exorcist, was betrayed by her best friend during an exorcism. She was struck down by heavenly retribution, killed by a bolt of lightning. She transmigrated into the body of a young girl in the Great Xia Kingdom of the Republican era and discovered that her grandfather had been captured by the Japanese army. To rescue him, she took her younger siblings, bought a house, and left Laolongtan
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- 600 The Dragon-Suppressing Coffin and the King of Hell's Fate 镇龙棺，阎王命 They severed my tendons and buried me alive in a sealed coffin, but they didn’t know I was born with the fate of the King of Hell! [Folk horror, feng shui and talismans, incense offerings] Feng shui and fortune-telling, painted-skin demons and spirit summoning, walking in the shadows and corpse driving, corpse-raising spells and curses, yin tattoos and talismanic needles, puppets controlled by strings, red doors sealed with wax, Dogs digging graves on Burial Mound Ridge, ghosts feasting in the R 310.8kReads9.4Score27.9kShelves
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