A Shameless Protagonist Who Hands Sandpaper to People Going to the Bathroom 主角缺德带冒烟，给上厕所的人递砂纸
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Hidden Tribulation 隐劫
Hidden Calamity
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A Guide to Our Adored Little Rascal Climbing Onto the Roof and Tearing It Apart 团宠崽崽上房揭瓦指南
[Foil Cannon Fodder + Wacky Premise + Face-Slapping and Crushing Scum + Saving the Villain + Adored Little Darling + A Touch of Ensemble Cast] After transmigrating, Song Zh sui finds herself the real daughter, switched at birth and abandoned from the moment she was born. She never has enough to eat or wear, and nearly gets beaten to death by her alcoholic adoptive father. To top it off, a System keeps chattering in her ear. System: Your mission is to continue the original host's life, struggling
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Marrying in Her Sister's Place, the Lucky Farm Girl Makes a Comeback 替姐出嫁后，锦鲤农女逆袭了
[Sweet romance + everyone’s darling + the silly husband is a real catch] During a famine, the Ren family traded a cartload of grain for Song Jiu, making her the wife of their foolish son. Everyone said the fool was vicious and violent, and that one bite from him would leave you sick for days. But no one knew that her foolish husband had three great qualities: a handsome face, a great physique, and even greater stamina. With her lucky carp constitution, Song Jiu became the darling of the Ren fami
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- 504 Beneath the Candlelight, the Bride Revealed Her Tail 烛影下，新娘露出了尾巴 Beneath the Candlelight, the Bride Revealed Her Tail 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 505 I Hot-Potted His Heart 我把他的心，涮了火锅 I Hot-Potted His Heart 5Reads—Score—Shelves
- 506 Two Months After Our Divorce, I Got Pregnant 离婚两个月，我怀孕了 Two Months After Our Divorce, I’m Pregnant 464Reads—Score—Shelves
- 507 I'm a Social Butterfly, and I've Shocked the Whole Nation! 社交牛逼症的我，震惊全国！ Chu Sheng transmigrates to a parallel world. At seventeen, just as he starts his final year of high school, he is selected by the production team of the show “Rising Star.” A policewoman drives him to school. Chu Sheng: “Wait, doesn't that look like our teacher...?” Policewoman: “Then say hi and ask if she wants a ride since we're going the same way.” Chu Sheng rolls down the window and yells, “Teacher! Help me!” Policewoman: “???” Audience: “…” … 1.2kReads5.1Score102Shelves
- 508 Bloody Footprints on the Ceiling: That Night, I Opened the Door I Shouldn't Have 天花板的血脚印：那晚我打开了不该开的门 Bloody Footprints on the Ceiling: That Night, I Opened a Door I Shouldn’t Have —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 509 I Transmigrated into a Top-Tier Star from the Start, and My Haters Were Left Fuming 开局穿越顶流，黑子被我怼破防了 [System + building a career + singing + acting + variety shows + no female lead] Now that I'm reborn, who would still want to be a top-tier star? Not even a dog would... I do! I'm going to be a top-tier star! Mu Chen, a singer from the national team, accidentally transmigrates to a parallel world. He becomes a top-tier pretty boy with two and a half years of trainee experience, and gains the [Emotion System]. What? Making people shocked earns Emotion Points, which can be exchanged for all kinds 14.3kReads8.5Score1.1kShelves
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My Scrap Recycling System: It Turns Out to Be a Mouth 我的废品回收系统：竟然是一张嘴
[Comedy + Dumpster Diving + Everyday Life + System + Urban + Wild Imagination + Realistic + Hilarious + Tycoon + Scrap Collecting + Recycling + Getting Rich + Multiple Heroines] Everyone else's Systems are lifeless, but my System, Li Ran's, is alive: a pair of bright red lips. Ever since she came into my life, things have gradually started getting better. Comedy, a System, everyday life, dumpster diving, and meeting all sorts of women: that's Li Ran's daily life. I'm a handsome 32-year-old guy w
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- 511 Who's the Most Pathetic Person You've Ever Met? 你见过最窝囊的人是谁? Who's the most pathetic person you've ever known? 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 512 Insulting People Makes Me Stronger 怼人就能变强 [Unbeatable Tycoon + Hilarious Comedy, Wildly Satisfying and Sharp!] The protagonist receives the “Sharp-Tongued Tycoon System.” He speaks his mind and stands up for what's right, tearing into everything he can't stand! With the light of righteousness on his side, he becomes the richest person in the world! 3.2kReads8.8Score381Shelves
- 513 Slam Dunk: The Great Emperor Tsunoda 灌篮高手之角田大帝 If you don't read to the end, you'll never know what this book is about! It's definitely not just a story about leveling up with a System! [Comedy + Slam Dunk + Daily Life + School Life + City Life + Face-Slapping + Plot Twists + Romance + Transmigration + Rebirth + Weak System + Food + Suspense + Fan Fiction + Sports] These are the amusing exploits of the Great Emperor Kakuta. A comedic slice-of-life story disguised as Slam Dunk. In the Slam Dunk anime, Shohoku High School's basketball team has 931Reads8.1Score—Shelves
- 514 The Deeper the Marriage, the Clearer the Truth 婚久知情深 Only After Years of Marriage Do You Know the Depth of Love 10Reads—Score—Shelves
- 515 I'm a Sneaky Sixth, and Everyone Wants to Kill Me 我是个老六，所有人都想刀了我 [Decisive killing + no female lead + satisfying read + System] After Lin Jiu entered the Horror World, he acquired an evolvable talent: Kidney Collector. From then on, he never looked back from the path of being a sneaky bastard. “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Kidney Strike!” “You collected a pair of kidneys and mastered the S-rank skill Warp!” “You collected a kidney and mastered the S-rank skill Chaotic Calculation!” Miss Cannibal, please be careful. I only 8kReads9.3Score678Shelves
- 516 Steel Bride 钢铁新娘 The Steel Bride —Reads—Score—Shelves
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This Damn System Isn’t Human, It Wants Me to Call It Daddy 狗系统不当人，要我喊爸爸
Pure, mindless comedy, with no dull moments and one laugh after another. The plot moves fast. Friends, if you’re willing to read it, just don’t curse me out. I may update a little slowly because I have to think up the plot, and I’m aiming for less than 100,000 words a day. The story is about the protagonist activating a Dad System. System novels all follow the same formula, and I didn’t want to go down the same path as everyone else, so this is a bit of an unconventional take. Just have fun, giv
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Everyone in the Sect Is Love-Brained, Except Me, a True Lunatic 全宗门都是恋爱脑，唯我是真疯批
The complete print edition of A Double Crossing is now available on all platforms. Relationship blogger Lin Du died of a broken heart after being driven crazy by hopeless romantics. After death, she transmigrated into a tragic romance cultivation novel, becoming the beautiful, powerful, yet doomed junior uncle who paved the way for the protagonists' great love with her own ashes. After reading the script, she slowly typed a question mark. “Have they dug up every wild vegetable on this sect's mou
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- 519 This Streamer Gets It: He Made a Million Toxic Positivity Gurus Cry 这主播能处：怼哭百万毒鸡汤 [Outspoken Zhang San + A streamer worth following] Ye Feng transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens the Insulting People System. From the start, he refuses to work overtime and tears into anyone who tries to guilt-trip others! Shameless boss: “Leaving right on time is so inconsiderate. I haven’t even left yet, and you’re just going to walk out?” Ye Feng: “What do you expect me to do after work, stay and keep vigil over your corpse?” Bus auntie: “Young people have no sense. He doesn’t ev 343Reads6.5Score—Shelves
- 520 Darling, Your Boyfriend Has Been Paid For 亲爱的，你的男友已付款 Darling, Your Boyfriend Has Paid 1Reads—Score—Shelves
- 521 Bro, This Is a Livestream, Tone It Down!! 哥，这是直播，你收敛点儿！！ [Livestreaming + comedy + wish fulfillment + System + no female lead] Funny in the beginning, satisfying later! In his previous life, Chu Bai was a lowly corporate drone. One day, he transmigrates and joins a livestream reality show, becoming a street vendor selling nine-turn large intestine. Unexpectedly, he winds up with a penniless loser System. That’s right, a penniless loser System! To escape his miserable fate as a pauper as soon as possible, Chu Bai launches into a series of outrageous sc 421Reads6.6Score—Shelves
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Technician No. 88: The Saintess of Yaochi 88号技师瑶池圣女
[Heavenly Orbit, Part Two] [Comedy] [Corruption] [Ensemble Cast] [Everyone Is Evil] [Sin and Calamity] In this world, every sin has its price, and every calamity has its master. And every calamity stems from a sin that can never be repaid. Hello, sir. Technician No. 88, the Holy Maiden of Yaochi, is delighted to serve you...
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- 523 Serpent's Vengeance 蛇仇 A Snake’s Revenge 3Reads—Score—Shelves
- 524 Honeymoon Period 蜜月期 Honeymoon Period 6Reads—Score—Shelves
- 525 I'm the Debate Club's Nitpicker, and Every Comeback Levels Me Up 我，辩论赛杠精，怼人就能升级 [Debate Competition] [Logic Genius] [High IQ] [Feel-Good Fiction] [Wits and Strategy] [Campus] Chen Fan transmigrates to a parallel universe and gets a god-tier Argument System! Every time he successfully rebuts someone and leaves them speechless, he earns "Argument Points," which he can exchange for astonishing rewards! And so, the universe's greatest master of verbal combat makes his grand debut! "My friend, that doesn't quite add up. Want me to walk you through the logic?" "You say you're rig 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 526 The Wicked Daughter-in-Law Struck by Lightning 雷劈恶媳 Struck by Lightning, the Wicked Daughter-in-Law —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 527 So Much for Brotherhood: It's Fine to Screw You Over, Right? 说好的兄弟情深，坑一下没事吧？ [Meme-filled, master-level trolls who never behave like decent people, setting traps and launching sneak attacks. A whole gang of ruthless thugs and bandits, for a lighthearted laugh!] [Funny from Chapter One! This is a ridiculous comedy, so come on in if you’re looking for a good time!] With the revival of spiritual qi, Awakened have become the absolute core of the world! Lin Beitian has always wanted to become an Awakened, but instead he gets the “Stop Acting Human” System. As long as he’s sha 7.3kReads8.1Score535Shelves
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Slay the Gods: A Patient, Lend Me Your Blade to Kill a God 斩神实录：病友，刀借我砍个神
Lin Qiye thinks there's something a little off about the psychiatric hospital he's in. The other patients either count floor tiles or give speeches to the air. Zhao Kongcheng, in the bed beside his, clutches a rusty cleaver every day and mutters, “You learn to chop wood before you can slay gods.” Across the hall, Su Qingyuan is always tying red string around a mop in the middle of the night, saying she wants to “catch a Night Wanderer and keep it as a pet.” Then one day, a blood-red moon rises a
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About Me Becoming a Conceptual God in an Elite Unit 关于我在王牌部队当概念神这件事
[Passionate] + [Superpowers] [Lighthearted] + [Modern] + [War] + [No Mindless Wish Fulfillment] + [Plot] Human genes awaken, and superpowered people begin to emerge across Earth. After a thousand years of development, they play a vital role in modern warfare. Nations establish superpowered forces and develop complete systems for their branches and advancement. The male lead, Ji Tai'an, awakens the power of rules at birth, commonly known as a “conceptual god.” Since this power refreshes at random
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Nuwa Awakens: Who's in Charge of the Three Realms These Days? 女娲醒后，这届三界谁带班的
Absurd Comedy + No Romance + Subverting Expectations + Ensemble Cast Nuwa slept in for ten thousand years. When she opened her eyes, it was 2030. Heaven had opened up trade with the mortal realm, the underworld had completely overhauled its rules of punishment, and the Three Realms were a total mess. Nuwa laughed in exasperation and decided to investigate in person. She initially thought the problem was that the gods had all given up. But the deeper she dug, the more she uncovered an ultimate t
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Oh No! I've Become the Male Lead in a Regret Novel 坏了！我成后悔文男主了
(A ridiculously satisfying story, with a payoff in three chapters. If you're not satisfied, come fight me!) (New book out! Title: I'm a Green Tea! Am I the Chosen One?! Protagonist: Fang Chang! Hope you'll show it lots of support!) (Decisive, wildly satisfying, funny, with lots of Dragon Kings and villains! The male lead arrives in his own body, and it's always been him. This gets explained later; it's foreshadowing. No toxic plot points. The author is well-behaved and obedient!) In a simp st
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Xuanhuan: Cultivation? I Get Strong by Being Absurd! 玄幻：修仙？我变强全靠搞抽象！
[Feel-Good Fiction + Lighthearted + Shameless + Memes + Invincible + Unhinged + Anti-Trope Cultivation] Mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad… [A new writer and a new book. Please forgive any shortcomings.] [This book is mainly about comedy and fun, with a somewhat slow pace. If that's not your thing, don't read it.] “Alas... I've spent my whole life saying sorry to everyone.” “That's not a gesture of apology. I'm telling you, bro, you've still got a lot to learn.
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- 533 Transmigrated as a Villainous Simp? I'll Slap That Green-Tea Heroine! 穿越反派舔狗？我怒扇绿茶女主！ [Villain Protagonist + Transmigrate into a Book + Power Fantasy + Comedy + Decisive Hero + Face-Slapping + Showing Off] Li Yihan transmigrates into a modern urban high-martial-arts novel and becomes the villainous simp for the heroine. I'm the young master of Blue Star's number-one family. My grandfather is a ninth-rank Martial Saint, and my father is an eighth-rank Martial Venerable, and you expect me to be a simp? Hah! No way! Ding! Congratulations, Host! You have bound the Heaven's Chosen Vil 3.5kReads7.0Score220Shelves
- 534 One Man and One Dog Wreak Havoc Across the Entire Cultivation World 一人一狗祸害整个修仙界 Fantasy + comedy + reborn + transmigration After working himself to death from overtime, overworked office drone Chu Xiao transmigrates into the body of a good-for-nothing disciple of the Zhenxian Sect who was beaten to death. At a critical moment, he binds himself to the “Ultimate Shamelessness System”: fail to complete a shameless task, and he dies! To stay alive, he spies on an elder while he bathes, mixes laxatives into his senior brother’s pills, and recruits a “Heaven’s Chosen Scoundrel D 14Reads—Score—Shelves
- 535 I Can't Believe I Became the Villain's Simp 我居然成了反派舔狗 Ye Feng transmigrates into the world of an urban novel, becoming a rich, handsome villain who grovels at a heroine’s feet. He mindlessly fawns over the female lead, Bai Susu, at every turn, only to have the male lead, Lin Yi, destroy his family. Most shameful of all, Ye Feng ends up becoming Lin Yi’s lackey. Ha! A villain? A simp? Ye Feng awakens a Comeback System on the spot and turns the tables at every turn, beating the male and female leads until they kneel and sing “I Surrender.” 1.1kReads8.3Score521Shelves
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What a Joke! She Has No Morals, So Why Are You Blackmailing Her? 笑死，她都没道德，你绑架她干嘛
[Goofy + shameless + liable to lose it at any moment + meme connoisseur] Yu Yao woke up one morning to discover she had transmigrated into a book. Well! If this had happened to her, then nobody could blame her for doing things her way! On a variety show, the green-tea heroine said, “Lately, I feel like I’ve gained a lot of weight from eating.” Yu Yao looked at her bony waist. “Yeah, you’re way too fat. Eat less.” When asked why she’d joined a dating show, the green-tea heroine said, “I’ve never
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The Accounting Saint: That's Right, I Did It! 平账圣子：没错，这就是我干的！
[No System + genius + master schemer + shameless + cleaning up messes + stirring up trouble + the male lead is the handsomest man in the cultivation world] Li Yu’an transmigrates into the cultivation world as its handsomest man and becomes the heir of a top sacred sect. His actions over the years have made him notorious, reviled throughout the world! He steals resources, sleeps with saintesses, and takes priceless treasures… Whenever something bad happens in the cultivation world, he’s the first
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This Evil System Is Going to Be the Death of Me! My Merit Points Now Fill the Universe 这恶德系统坑死我！功德满宇宙了
An utterly outrageous celebration of toilet etiquette: before its might, the entire universe is powerless! It gets better and better after Chapter 10. Test your ability to withstand laughter; you have to read it to understand. Don’t picture the scenes in your head, they’re way too delicious. The epic battle is about to begin!!! [The System forces me to be evil, yet the entire universe kneels and calls me its savior?!] Li En is determined to become the number one villain in the stars. He imposes
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The Man Who Grew Young Again 返老还童的男人
A baby adopted by a widow was born looking seventy years old. Then he began to age backward, slowly growing younger. At eighteen, he looked like he was in his fifties. In the end, he became a baby and died in the arms of the person he loved most.
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Thriller Game: Streaming Myself Sleeping from the Start 惊悚游戏：开局直播睡觉
Dark + System-powered wish fulfillment + Infinite Flow + decisive and ruthless Supernatural phenomena affect the entire world, and players are randomly chosen to take part in terrifying games! Unstoppable livestream videos appear online, vividly showing the players' perilous experiences. Tang Ping is a modern young man who likes to lie flat. His lack of ambition awakens the Insulator Talent. From then on, while everyone else struggles to survive in the games, he sleeps on livestream! Because the
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- 541 Lao Wang from Chongqing 重庆老王 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support is what motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 1.5kReads8.3Score116Shelves
- 542 Doomsday: My Roulette Is One Level Higher Than Everyone Else's 末日：我的轮盘比别人高一级 (Also known as “The Wheel of Evolution,” winner of the Lenghu Writing Contest.) [High-octane action from start to finish + decisive and ruthless + high-tech martial arts] When the System turns back time, Wang Hao, betrayed by his brother, returns to half an hour before the disaster breaks out. To his astonishment, he discovers that every wheel he encounters is one star rank higher than everyone else’s. The one-star wheels others won’t be able to spin for weeks are already within his reach on the 10.8kReads8.3Score913Shelves
- 543 All Paths Lead to the Netherworld 万法归宗幽冥路 The male lead regains his youth and cultivates immortality while working as a gatekeeper at an art school. He has eight immortal senior sisters from the Maoshan School’s Zhengyi Sect, an adorable little fox from Qingqiu Mountain, and Jiegeng, a thousand-year-old demoness. The capital’s number-one Grand Princess comes looking for a hug from him every night. 182Reads—Score106Shelves
- 544 Survival Game: My Sanity Meter Is Off the Charts! 生存游戏：我的san值爆表了！ [Story-driven + infinite worlds + horror game + no female lead] This is a survival game. All selected players must take part in terrifying instances. They must fight to survive in the cracks! Ji Bai is a doctor at a psychiatric hospital, and his best friends are his patients. Suddenly, a ghostly face lunges out! “A jumpscare?” Ji Bai looks at his SAN value. It has already shot up to 130. “I’m a doctor. If I say you’re sick, then you’re sick!” He grips his cleaver and swings hard. The ghostly fac 3kReads9.2Score293Shelves
- 545 Shanghai Auntie’s AI Male Model 沪上阿姨AI男模 The protagonist, Wang Chen, struggles to survive in an apocalyptic world during the Great Depression, then unexpectedly transmigrates to an alternate-world Shanghai in the 1990s. And so Wang Chen’s happy life begins! 4.1kReads7.1Score270Shelves
- 546 The Irresistible Playboy 极品桃花男 [Urban feel-good story] [Slice of life] [Set in the 2020s] [Realistic everyday life] [Multiple female leads] [Dongguan Prince Hotel] [Transmigration to the apocalypse] [Genetically enhanced super soldiers] 419Reads8.5Score105Shelves
- 547 Transmigrating to 1975 with a Pocket Dimension 带着空间穿越1975 A new story is out! You can read my work on Tomato Novel. I hope you’ll enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I’ll do my best to tell every story well! 5.3kReads7.2Score350Shelves
- 548 The Feng Family’s Treasured Mother and Daughter 风家的宝贝母女 A novel about love, marriage, and redemption. If I don’t wear the golden headband, how can I save you? If I put on the golden headband, how can I still love you? A love story about the mother and daughter of the Feng family! 1.1kReads6.5Score—Shelves
- 549 From the Start, I Helped My Beautiful Neighbor Invest and Gave Her 100 Million 开局帮美女邻居投资，分她一个亿 [Urban slice of life, multiple heroines, protagonist has a succubus constitution, women never fall out of love] Fang Wei loses big in the stock market and awakens a Tycoon System. He gains the Eye of Foresight, which lets him see market trends ten minutes into the future. By trading cryptocurrency, Fang Wei amasses an astronomical fortune. Once a man has money, he can find romance with any woman. His policewoman ex-wife, a personal trainer, a pure-hearted campus beauty, a career-driven powerhous 689Reads6.8Score100Shelves
- 550 A Poor Scholar's Tribulation of Great Tang's Beauties 寒门状元大唐红颜劫 Li Guo’er, the Tang Dynasty’s most beautiful woman, is Princess Anning and the youngest, most beloved daughter of Emperor Zhongzong, Li Xian. The most seductive princess in the Tang Dynasty, she is strikingly similar to the protagonist’s wife. After the male lead transmigrates to the Tang Dynasty, he discovers that Li Guo’er looks exactly like his wife. Determined to save the only person in this world who reminds him of family, he works tirelessly and vows to save Li Guo’er, who was killed at ju 361Reads—Score—Shelves
