A Shameless Protagonist Who Hands Sandpaper to People Going to the Bathroom 主角缺德带冒烟，给上厕所的人递砂纸
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Country Girl 乡村靓女
Ye Dingtian realized that apart from being outrageously handsome, he didn't seem to have any other particularly outstanding qualities. He went traveling to clear his head and passed through a village called Liujia Village. He liked the scenery, so he rented a few modest houses there, planning to stay for a while and figure out what to do with his life.
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- 602 Deserted Island Wilderness! 荒岛荒野！ Hao Da, a 25-year-old bachelor, never imagined that on his very first flight, the plane would fall out of the sky! He never imagined that even after the plane went down, he would survive! Four other people survived too! 335Reads7.1Score134Shelves
- 603 Global Furnace: I Built a Safehouse 全球火炉：我打造了安全屋 When an extreme-heat apocalypse swept across the globe, He Jushuai spent his last savings stockpiling a mountain of ice in his safe house. He'd thought all that remained was to eke out a miserable existence, but then came a knock at the door in the dead of night. A beautiful, aloof CEO, a top-tier actress, a haughty heiress from a powerful family... one gorgeous woman after another came crying and begging to get inside to “escape the heat.” “Want to come in?” He Jushuai looked over the women bef 9Reads—Score—Shelves
- 604 So Handsome, Even the Beauties Throw Themselves at Me 帅到靓女都来倒贴 After Wu Shuaibao settled down, he lay on the plank bed, wondering what the future held for him. Suddenly, a voice rang in his mind: Handsome System activated! 15Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Queen of the Livestreaming Scene Is a Dog-Training Master 直播圈一姐是训狗大师
[Livestreamer + no fixed male lead + everyday PK challenges] After Cheng Hu was fired for offending a customer, Boss Qu recommended that she become a streamer. Faced with cruel PK penalties, Cheng Hu went live and called for backup. She summoned a mega-spender who showered her with money and protected her from then on. As time went on, Cheng Hu amassed more and more hapless top supporters: A lottery addict and a lecherous, hopeless romantic. A PK fanatic, an unpredictable nutcase. A scheming gre
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- 606 The Tough Guy on a Deserted Island 荒岛的猛男 A shipwreck left the cruise ship He Dun was aboard in trouble, and he washed up on a deserted island. Nine other people were stranded on the island with him. 87Reads6.5Score—Shelves
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I’ve Been Possessed for Ninety Thousand Years 我被夺舍九万年
I transmigrated, and then... I was possessed again. I was possessed for ninety thousand years. So, now that I've finally returned, let's see how I conquer the cultivation world and build a mighty empire.
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- 608 I Have a System for Picking Up Beautiful Women in Demi-Gods and Semi-Devils 我有系统在天龙八部里泡靓女 I woke up to find I’d become an insignificant servant in Murong Fu’s household, and I’d even been bound to a “Confidante System.” System prompt: Meet Wang Yuyan to receive “Lingbo Weibu”; win Mu Wanqing’s heart to obtain “Beiming Shengong.” I was quietly delighted, but then Murong Fu glanced at me coldly. “A servant like you dares to covet my cousin?” I only smiled and silently opened the System shop, exchanging points for the “Innate Daoist Body.” That very night, I mastered the essence of the 52Reads—Score—Shelves
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I Scavenge on the Battlefield 我在战场收破烂
Scrap for sale! I buy airplanes, artillery, and tanks; aircraft carriers, submarines, and ships. Any young women or newlywed wives nobody wants can be traded for a basin, scissors, or a kitchen knife…
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Back to the 1990s: My Unrestrained Life in the Countryside 重回九零，我在农村的肆意人生
Liu Zhijie, now in his forties, has lost everything and is saddled with hundreds of thousands in debt. He plans to take the little cash he has left and return to his village to retire, but then he suffers a cerebral thrombosis. Unwilling to keep suffering, he steels himself and decides to end it all. Unexpectedly, he is reborn in the 1990s, back when his family was still prosperous and his parents hadn't divorced.
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Be the Internet Emperor and Live a Shameless Life 当网络皇帝，享缺德人生
[An electronic sycophant’s fan + a heroine who rules the internet like an emperor + a top-tier star who’s lightning-fast at picking up jokes] [Dating show + memes + face-slapping + super sweet] Ji Huanshu transmigrates into a tragic romance novel as its heroine. Her Actor boyfriend wants her to give up her heart and corneas for his gravely ill first love, yet refuses to make their relationship public. His fans assume she’s a desperate doormat, and she’s relentlessly attacked until she becomes th
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When a Ghost Meets a Dog: What Are You Looking At? 当鬼遇上狗：你瞅啥？
My life has been full of misfortune, so I’ve never believed in fate. It was all thanks to toxic feel-good slogans that I found the courage to keep living. As I struggled against fate, I discovered that the only way to protect myself was to do things even I couldn’t understand. As long as fate is left utterly baffled, I have a chance to survive. If fate won’t let me be human, fine. I can always become a ghost. If fate won’t let me be a ghost, fine. I can always become a dog. If I’m human, I’m bol
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Surprise! I Invented My Own Immortal Arts and Wreaked Havoc Across the Cultivation World 没想到吧！我自创仙法乱杀修仙界
[Wits and strategy] [Secret identities] [Unconventional money-making schemes] [Unorthodox cultivation] [Opening note] This story focuses on clever schemes and subverting conventions. The opening pace is a little slow, but once the protagonist starts impersonating a sect disciple, the story stays exciting and never drags! Two and a half years after transmigrating, Qin Ming has seen through the hypocrisy and cruelty of the cultivation world. The sect treats him like dirt, the powerful want him dea
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Great Tang: The Imperial Preceptor Is Lacking in Virtue 大唐：国师大人五行缺德
[Great Tang] + [Transmigration] + [Power fantasy] + [Analects-style fighting] April, the second year of Zhenguan. A thunderous crash rang out, and this young master made a dazzling entrance. Wondering where the crash came from? Sorry, that was the sound of this young master smashing a hole in the roof of the Taiji Palace. Si Huainian fell from the sky and punched a hole in the Taiji Palace roof, but he wasn't worried. As a transmigrator, there was no way he'd get thrown into the imperial prison
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You and I, Heart to Heart 你侬我侬
A hazy dream left Qiaoqiao unable to see things clearly, but one thing was certain: Mo Henghuan was a massive scumbag! So why wait? She should dump him! But why did trouble follow right on his heels, and why was it so hard to deal with? Well, having an ally was important, and the heir of the Bai family seemed like a good choice. But I’m only joining forces with you, not marrying you. How about we renegotiate the terms? The Bai heir: “Qiaoqiao, whether we’re cooperating or plotting together, you
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- 616 Great Qin: Emperor Qin Shi Huang, I Really Don't Want to Live Off You! 大秦：始皇帝，我真不吃软饭啊！ [The Analects + Hilarious + Cunning + Lighthearted + His Majesty Zheng + Shamelessly Stealing + Absolutely Outrageous] Qin Feng inexplicably transmigrates to the Qin dynasty before Qin unifies the six states, and the First Emperor overhears his thoughts. The two then embark on a hilarious daily battle of wits. “Qin Feng, tell me, what does ‘The Master does not speak of prodigies, force, disorder, or spirits’ mean?” “It means the Master doesn’t want to talk to you, and will use brute force to bea 45.1kReads9.5Score4.5kShelves
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Disaster-Magnet System: I Flee to Neon, While the Lighthouse Creates an Apocalypse 招灾系统：润去霓虹，灯塔造末世
[Exchange System + endless supplies + urban rise + tech emperor + sacrifice the great powers] If even Iron Man's “memories” can be exchanged for, who needs a job? Copied supplies could fill in the ocean, so who needs money? The points need “rat lives” as sacrifices, is that it? “Mr. Baka,” a super typhoon and an extreme-cold apocalypse... Wouldn't it be a waste of all this “spectacle” if I didn't sink your whole country? And as for your “daddy,” the Lighthouse Nation... The brand-new “zombie kil
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- 618 You Chose Me as Censor, Li Shimin, So Why Are You Crying? 选我当御史，李世民你哭什么 [Hilarious, satisfying, lighthearted, historical, ancient China] Cheng Jun transmigrated to the third year of the Zhenguan era in the Tang Dynasty, becoming the son of the military officer Cheng Yaojin. As it happened, Li Shimin was recruiting imperial censors! Years later, Li Shimin said to the Crown Prince, “Cheng Jun is a peerless sword of our Great Tang. Only a virtuous person can wield him. You're young, so I'll leave him to you.” The Crown Prince burst into tears. “I don't want it anymore! 45.3kReads9.0Score3.1kShelves
- 619 The Tang Dynasty’s Number One Bear Cub 大唐第一熊孩子 He transmigrates to the Zhenguan era of the Tang Dynasty and becomes Li Shimin's ninth son, Li Zhi. He's only four years old from the start, and he has the Mischief-Making Demon King System. What's a pigeon carrying an urgent message over a hundred thousand li? Roast it! What's an imperial edict? Draw on it! What's Li Er? Take him on! Li Er: "Wang De, how has Zhinu been doing with his studies lately?" Wang De: "Your Majesty, Kong Yingda has already become Prince of Jin's tutor!" Li Er: "What?" W 2.1kReads8.4Score217Shelves
- 620 Great Tang: From the Start, I Used the Imperial Jade Seal to Crack Walnuts 大唐：开局传国玉玺砸核桃 [Great Tang] [System] [Mischievous Kid] [Sign-In] [Funny, Hilarious] After transmigrating to the Great Tang, Li Ke becomes an eight-year-old boy. He has been signing in for eight years from the start and has received countless rewards! One day, Li Ke uses the Imperial Jade Seal to crack walnuts. Li Shimin: TAT Ke'er, don't, don't smash it! Li Ke: Come on, Father. Give me a dog’s bark! Li Shimin: Ah!!! I am the emperor, and you want me to bark like a dog? Li Ke: If not, then how about letting me 17.4kReads9.2Score1.4kShelves
- 621 Ming Dynasty: Spare Li Qi, and Enrage the Aristocratic Clans 大明，伤天和不伤李琪，气傻世家 [Transmigrating to the Ming Dynasty + saving the Huai-Xi lineage + the Industrial Revolution + conquering the world] [In the early Ming Dynasty, far too many people died who shouldn't have. Li Qi transmigrates back to set things right and save the Huai-Xi lineage.] [The imperial grandson Zhu Xiongying shouldn't have died, and neither should Chang Shi or Zhu Biao. Was there a conspiracy behind what happened back then?] [The Ming Dynasty's sorrows and heartbreaks, loves and hatreds, court intrigue 935Reads6.6Score100Shelves
- 622 Great Tang: I Pulled a Stunt, and His Majesty Lost His Mind 大唐：我搞花活，陛下麻了 Tang Dynasty + comedy + memes + wild imagination Modern-day comedian Yang Jiuge works himself to death and transmigrates into the Zhenguan era as an impoverished aristocrat with nothing but bare walls! He activates the Myriad Worlds Check-in System, but signing in only gives him blueprints and permissions? No problem. He applies internet thinking to create “Tang Dynasty mystery boxes” and “gossip tabloids,” stuns Cheng Yaojin with hotpot drinking games, and leaves Turkic envoys dumbfounded with 52Reads—Score—Shelves
- 623 I Cursed Zhu Yuanzhang from the Start, and the More I Courted Death, the Stronger I Became 开局痛骂朱元璋，越作死越强大 [Ming Dynasty + System + Lighthearted Comedy + Overpowered Protagonist + Righting the Regrets of the Early Ming Dynasty] I transmigrated into the Hongwu era as a minor official, and from the start, I walked straight into Zhu Yuanzhang's attempt to execute the imperial physician. System: [Insult Zhu Yuanzhang in public. The angrier he gets, the greater your reward. Fail to do it within three minutes, and you'll be erased.] I looked at the murderous emperor and took a deep breath. "Zhu Chongba! We 2Reads—Score—Shelves
- 624 Great Tang: My Father Is Cheng Yaojin 大唐：家父程咬金 A fine young man from the 21st century unexpectedly transmigrates into the body of Cheng Yaojin's third son. Li Shimin: “Last night, I dreamed that Cheng Chubi, that little bastard, was sitting in a gaudily decorated carriage, calling me an old geezer and saying he had come to the palace to pick up my daughter!” Li Yuan: “You little rascal! Hurry up and arrange the full deluxe package of your health club services for me!” Li Chengqian: “Brother Cheng, you really... I'm in tears...” 2.4kReads7.6Score116Shelves
- 625 Great Tang: I’m Li Xiao, with Xiao as in Arrogant 大唐：小爷李嚣，嚣张的嚣 [Lighthearted comedy] [Pure entertainment] [Social butterfly] [Rebel troublemaker] [Alternate history] [Archaeology] [Young girlfriend] [No dragging things out, no angst. If there's angst, the author is a dog] [Super satisfying] Your young master here is Li Xiao. That's Xiao as in arrogant. Li Er: “You rebellious brat, you've gone too far...” Huh? Old man, you're yelling at me? Hang him from the Taiji Hall. Zhangsun Wuji: “Your Majesty, I beg you to let my son marry Princess Changle...” Huh? Unc 19.8kReads8.4Score1kShelves
- 626 Great Ming: The Troublemaking Imperial Grandson Has Zhu's Blood Pressure Rising Again 大明：混世皇孙，老朱血压又高了 He transmigrated and became Zhu Xiongying, the Ming dynasty’s ill-fated Crown Prince’s eldest son, who died young. Luckily, he awakened a life-extending System. As long as he kept causing trouble and playing pranks, he could extend his life! He beat up Zhu Yunwen and pranked Zhu Biao. He even went after Zhu Yuanzhang, who was nearly fifty! Just as the entire Ming court was being driven to despair by his antics, everything suddenly took a turn! Xu Da: “Your Highness, I’d be honored to become your 517Reads7.1Score106Shelves
- 627 No Beggars, Monks, Big-Footed Women, or Dogs Allowed 乞丐和尚大脚女人与狗不得入内 After transmigrating to the Ming dynasty, Chen Lin got the good news that he was born into a landowning family, and the bad news that his parents had both died, his inheritance had been seized, and he had ultimately been kicked out of the house. Fine, fine. If you won't let me live, then we'll all die together. The System said that if Zhu Yuanzhang kills me, I can return to the modern world. Let's see how this goes... Chen Lin: Esteemed guest, this dish is called Pig Yuan Palm. It comes from Fen 3.3kReads7.2Score195Shelves
- 628 The Countryside Is Beautiful Beyond Measure 乡村无限好 My new work is out! You can read it on Tomato Novel. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! 467Reads—Score109Shelves
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Invincible From the Start! But Born to Be a Corporate Drone 开局无敌！却是个牛马命
Other people cultivate through hard work, fortuitous opportunities, and good fortune! Wang Fan cultivates by taking a beating, absorbing power, and making his opponents die for him! After transmigrating to the cultivation world, Wang Fan awakens an invincible Chaos Dao Body: immune to every art, devouring every attack, and growing stronger with every battle! He withstands a Nascent Soul army while only at the early Nascent Soul stage, takes a mighty Fusion attack with his body, and absorbs every
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- 630 Tales of an Immortal Official! It All Begins with Hearing Intel About Immortal Destiny! 仙官物语！从听到仙缘情报开始！ A sprawling epic! A sprawling epic! A prodigy’s rise Not traditional classical cultivation. The jokes can get a bit excessive at times, so just enjoy the ride! Shen Li transmigrated to a world of immortal martial arts, and he had a secret. When he was a child, he was knocked over by a five-colored horse. Ever since, strange messages had appeared in his mind! [At midnight tonight, a drop of Moonlight Spirit Water will appear in Crescent Lake. Use it as bait to lure out a Streamswimming Carp. Rewa 74.2kReads8.2Score5.6kShelves
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After Getting Canceled Online, I Became a Sensation by Farming 被全网黑后，我靠种地爆红全网
Original title: After Being Hated by the Entire Internet, I Became Famous by Farming! [Farming] [Not focused on the entertainment industry] [Selling produce] [Livestream] [Raising children] [Cozy] [Everyday life] [Healing] [Romance] Jiang Wanning, a spirit-plant cultivator, transmigrated into the body of a female celebrity hated by the entire internet. Everyone was calling for her to get out of showbiz. Jiang Wanning was happy to take their advice. She packed up and headed back to her hometown i
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After Being Struck by Lightning, I Could Understand Dogs Talking, and Ended Up Dating a Goddess 被雷劈后，我靠听懂狗谈恋全员女神
After Being Struck by Lightning, I Can Understand Dogs Talking About Romance, and Every Goddess Is on Board
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- 633 Quick Transmigration: The Demon King Wrecks the Plot 快穿之大魔王崩坏剧情 (No romance, brainless wish-fulfillment.) The heroine is an overbearing, chuuni, unhinged supervillain. She isn't human! She has no human morality and is rotten to the core. Anyone seeking justice or a saintly heroine should stay away. She takes the scumbag's path and leaves scumbags nowhere to go. If she can solve something with violence, she won't waste a word. She's a master of every kind of scheming green tea and black lotus trick: if you can imagine it, she can do it. A mama's boy ends up w 29.4kReads9.5Score2.9kShelves
- 634 My Talent Is So Incredible, My Classmates Keep Hanging Me from Streetlights 天赋逆天的我，总被同学挂路灯 Over a million words, so there's plenty to binge! Contains cross-dressing. Don't read if that's not your thing! [Talent Cheats] [Proving the Dao at the Ultimate Peak] [Absurd Combat Power] [Funny and Lively] [Wields a Heavy Halberd] [Decisive and Ruthless] Fresh out of college, Lu Jian went out and met with a freak accident. He died at the ripe old age of twenty-two! He transmigrated to a high-martial world where strange beasts ran rampant and martial arts reached the heavens! Don't panic. Cheat 9.2kReads7.3Score832Shelves
- 635 The Loveless Tycoon Goes Viral After the System Forces Him to Become an Attention Seeker 缺爱大佬被系统逼成显眼包后爆红了 A lonely big shot becomes an attention-seeking sensation after the System forces him to —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 636 Other Taoists Draw Talismans to Exorcise Ghosts. He Slaps a Router on Them to Cure Internet Addiction, Leaving the Whole Internet Stunned 别的道士画符驱鬼，他贴路由器治网瘾，全网看傻了 Other Taoist priests draw talismans to drive out ghosts. He sticks a router on people to cure their internet addiction, leaving the whole internet dumbfounded 24Reads—Score—Shelves
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The Bandit Bull's Reeducation Through Labor 牛拦山匪劳改记
[Goofy and Unhinged] [Shameless to the Core] [Swindling and Deceiving] [A Cast of Maniacs] [Master of Twisted Logic] A model young man of the new century, disgusted by the decline of worldly morality, slapped his thigh and transmigrated to the cultivation world, determined to find a paradise where "everyone serves me." Dayi soon found debating the Dao with his fellow disciples exhausting, until he stumbled upon a flock of lost lambs on Niulan Mountain, all about to stray down the wrong path.
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- 638 Jiahao Gets Stronger? Sword Dancing in the Rain on the Field to Open Heaven's Gate 嘉豪就变强？操场雨中舞剑开天门 [Jiahao? Sword Saint!!] [Invincible] [Ultimate Show-Off] Lu Ming transmigrates to a parallel world and awakens a System at eighteen. He thinks he's about to reach the peak of life. Instead, he awakens the Jiahao Ascension System. And so Lu Ming gets started with his Jiahao antics. "A grudge from ten years ago, and you're just going to let it go?" "Didn't you say Jiahao spawns on the sports field? I've done two laps and still haven't seen him." "A hero descends from the heavens! Fury twists his f 111.6kReads8.4Score23.5kShelves
- 639 My Max-Level, Ice-Cold Deskmate Is Crying Because I'm an Idiot 我那满级高冷女同桌，被我蠢哭了 My Max-Level, Ice-Cold Desk Mate Was Left Stumped by My Stupidity —Reads—Score—Shelves
- 640 The First Great Mess in the Cultivation World 修仙界第一混乱 “Sect Master Sun, your sect is now a renowned sword sect in the northern cultivation world. What is your opinion of Dean Xu?” “I often tell people in the know that Dean Xu is my idol. People hunt him down, and he still tries to make friends and strike deals with them. He raises disciples until they reach Foundation Establishment, then stops teaching them and sells them off to other sects. Now his students are everywhere, and his people are all over the place.” “And how do the senior members of 175kReads9.5Score30.6kShelves
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I'm the Shameless Prince, Living Life to the Fullest! 我，缺德皇子，享受快乐人生！
[Villain + pure wish fulfillment + shamelessly depraved + master schemer] Lin Ming is reborn in a fantasy dynasty and gains a depraved System. Every immoral task he completes earns him countless rewards. As soon as he's born, the System tells him to smack his own father across the face, promising him an unparalleled immortal physique! Later, it tells him to wear an imperial robe and ask the other princes, “Do I look like your dad?” Before long, his depravity surpasses even the System's moral sta
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The Supreme Trash Talker 嘴炮至尊
The Mouthy Supreme is a hilarious xianxia novel. From the start, Chen Pi, a streetwise hoodlum, swallows the Nine-Aperture Stone, a divine artifact for cursing people, and turns the human world upside down with his tongue: he scams people out of flatbreads, blows up a sewage truck, and curses a captain of the guards unconscious, earning himself the nickname “Even Dogs Hate Him.” Burdened with a debt of affection sealed by candied hawthorns, he becomes a disciple and founds the Mouth Cannon Sect.
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With My Hands Behind My Back, I Transmigrated to the 1970s, Where I Can Make Trouble and Money with Ease 小手一背穿七零，搞事赚钱样样行
Also known as "Transmigrating into a Book Set in the Seventies: I Collect Eighty-Eight Paychecks Every Month" Su He woke up one day and transmigrated into a period novel, becoming a fake heiress who had been sent back to her village. In the book, the ungrateful real heiress was practically blessed by cheat codes, with schemes and tricks appearing one after another. The Su family ended up destroyed, while the original owner wished she were dead. Looking at her impoverished home and family members
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- 644 The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script and Lazily Gives Up 假千金手撕剧本，沙雕摆烂躺麻了 The short drama, The Fake Heiress Tears Up the Script, is now streaming [Showbiz + absurd humor and memes + everyone’s favorite + wild imagination + gossip + going off the rails] Chi Qian failed her tribulation and returned to the real world, only to discover she was the villainous fake heiress in a novel! The plot had already reached the point where the real heiress came back, and Chi Qian was about to be kicked out of the family home. A broken engagement, a wave of online hate, and a grueso 131.6kReads9.6Score14.1kShelves
