Who Taught You to Cultivate Like That? That’s Just Absurd!

Name: Who Taught You to Cultivate Like That? That’s Just Absurd!
Author: One Leaf Hides the Sky

谁教你这么修仙的，太抽象了吧？

by One Leaf Hides the Sky (一叶遮天)

Status: Completed
Length: 518k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Eastern Cultivation
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

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216Chapters

3.7kReads

6.8Score

376Shelves

1kListens

257.9kReads · all time

Synopsis

[Traditional Fantasy + Comedy Cultivation + Defying His Master + Unorthodox Methods + No System + Genius + Cautious Old Fox + A Big Menace Who Never Behaves + Mostly Comedic Daily Life Early On, Not for You If That’s Not Your Thing] Gu Changsheng, a young man from the modern era, transmigrates into a fantasy cultivation world. By a twist of fate, he becomes the disciple of a beautiful master from Zixiao Palace. From then on, Gu Changsheng rises to power, scamming, swindling, and stealing his way to success in the cultivation world. He opens a lottery business, a trendy clothing brand, Changsheng Tobacco, a ride-hailing service for beatings, an insurance business, a “Are You Dead?” service, an emergency legal consultation firm, an emergency rescue company, Changsheng Brand Sacred Medicine, and a matchmaking service. That all sounds perfectly reasonable, right? Years later, after monopolizing every industry in the cultivation world, Gu Changsheng suddenly realizes: without even noticing, I’ve already reached the summit of the world! Standing atop the world and looking down on all living things, he quietly pulls out a cigarette and lights it... “Phew! My wild and carefree life, Gu Changsheng’s, has been like walking on thin ice!” P.S. This blurb isn’t doing the story justice. Go read the book!

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