
Who Taught You to Cultivate Like That? That’s Just Absurd!
谁教你这么修仙的,太抽象了吧?
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 518k Words
- Genre
- Eastern Fantasy
- Subgenre
- Eastern Cultivation
- Updated
- 1y ago
- English
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Other names
- The Number One Menace in the Cultivation World: What’s Wrong with Forcing My Master to Marry Me?修仙界第一大祸害,强娶师尊咋了Alternate title on Fanqie
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Are there any teacher-disciple romances with a female teacher and a male disciple?
Looking for Xuanhuan Cultivation Novels, Please!
Are there any good xuanhuan cultivation novels with two male leads? Please!
Books, Books, Books! I Need Books (T^T)
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Looking for a Protagonist Who Practices Unorthodox Cultivation, Even Evil Cultivation Is Fine
Looking for something like Fellow Daoist, Why Is Your Human Emperor Banner Smoking Black? (Left-Handed Path Patrols the Heavens).
Ranking of Funny Cultivation Novels
Looking for books like The Cheat Kid Conquers the Cultivation World (Laughing Proudly Among Mortals and Immortals). A humorous Eastern-style cultivation novel. The protagonist should be a sly schemer who understands how to deal with people. No angst, no tragedy, just a breezy ride from beginning to end.
Any Novels Where the Male Lead Has a Special Identity and Gets Picked for a Cops-and-Robbers Game That Turns Real?
Any Funny Novels to Recommend?
Looking for a book like "I'm Zhang San, Currently Under Review".
Looking for a Few Novels With Clever, Funny Hooks
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What Are Your Personal Masterpieces?
Any genre is fine. I only want masterpieces, not history.
Cultivation Story About a Chubby Guy Having a Blast Taming Beasts and Ghosts
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Fast-Paced, Funny, Lighthearted Cultivation Stories
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I'm in a Reading Slump. Yep, a Reading Slump.
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Fantasy, Cultivation, and Transmigration
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Basically Invincible, an Easy Must-Read
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My goodness, it's so abstract, but I was laughing the whole time, it was so funny hahaha 😂 ...
It's really good. I've only read up to chapter nine, so I'll give it five stars for now. I'll change it later and then see how long it lasts. I saw this review a long time later. I read this book a long time ago and then stopped reading it. I forgot to come back and write a review. I rated it five stars, but that doesn't mean the content is five stars, because I don't remember it anymore.
Hilarious! Absolutely hilarious. A great novel, definitely worth reading. 👍👍
Damn, that's hilarious!
I'll give it four stars for now. After reading a few chapters, all I felt was that it was just pure comedy (in my opinion).
I don't know why, but the author always likes to add one.
It's so good, funny, and entertaining! Why not keep writing? Five points for you, keep up the good work!
It gives off an abstract feeling of a monkey coming down a mountain, hahaha!!! It's so abstract!
It's hilarious, I really like it. I hope it doesn't turn out badly; I want to watch it again!