Any Novels About Professional Simps? Not Actually Simping, Just Doing It as a Job

1 说 I Said I'd Be a Simp, So How Did I Become a Player? Teacher QingheUrban1.0M WordsCompleted 17.3kReads7.9Score1.5kShelves

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Tomato's No. 1 Dog-licking article, but there is an age limit. Minors need to be accompanied by a guardian to read it.

2 财 The Chaebol Rented Me to Marry a Yandere, and I Fell in Love with a Woman and Brought up a Baby and Became a Group Favorite. Magical Little CrowUrban379k WordsCompleted 2.7kReads6.9Score228Shelves

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If you are tired of watching "Professional Dog Licking", you can try the first one. The male protagonist is a nanny who is mistaken for a girl because he is too beautiful. He pretends to be a female guest on the show to raise a baby. The professional team CP hahaha~! The husband of a yandere girl told people everywhere that she was dead, so he came to kill her! !

6 舔 Licking Dogs Is Work, Making Money Is Life Heavy Rain FallsModern Romance109k WordsOngoing 7Reads—Score—Shelves

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If dog licking is a career, then of course we are in the dog licking area and Lin Wan is interested in making money. Lin Wan, a migrant worker, will trick the male and female protagonists to death as long as they can make money.

7 疯 Are You Crazy? I'm a Licker and You Call Me a Scumbag? Gion of Flame CityModern Romance752k WordsCompleted 7.4kReads9.0Score990Shelves

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As long as the money is in place, all emo emotions will be shattered. After three years of licking a dog, no one asked about it. Once a thunderstorm breaks out, the world will know about it. Relaxed and happy, just come to me if you don't look good [Adoration]

8 拯 Save the Scumbag, I Didn't Want to Become a Scumbag Z OpenUrban1.1M WordsCompleted 603Reads7.1Score110Shelves

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This is the second book I recommend. The first one is because I like it very much. This one has seriously impacted my outlook. When I clicked on the comments, I even doubted whether I was a veteran of the Qing Dynasty. Please read this book. I have read nearly 2,000 hours of books on Tomato. Only this one, only this one is the most unique!

9 舔 After the Confession of Dog Licking Was Exposed, All the Scumbags Went Crazy Zhou Yuer362k WordsCompleted 8.5kReads9.0Score2.1kShelves

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While doing system tasks, I accidentally provoked the wet puppy. He secretly observed and protected me. Why should the latecomer come first? Because he fought and fought for him.

10 玄 Xuanhuan: Sycophancy Makes Me Stronger, and the Fairies Are All in Tears Feng XixiEastern Fantasy574k WordsCompleted 6.6kReads8.5Score630Shelves

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The wolf warrior in the dog licking world, haha

11 让 Let You Be a Licking Dog, and You Train Them to Be a Dog? There Is a SeaModern Romance585k WordsCompleted 3kReads9.0Score412Shelves

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It's really beautiful! ! ! I like Yu Yu and Pei Xiaowu the most. Yu, Yu and Pei Xiaowu are very sexy and super cute. [Blow kiss] Pei Xiaowu is arrogant and cute. He can be coaxed. [Blow kiss] I like men who can cry. It's really great. [Adoration] The only drawback is that it ends too quickly. I feel like I haven't seen enough [Cry]

12 当 When Neptune Was Mistaken for a Licking Dog Fang HeModern Romance200k WordsCompleted 25Reads6.2Score—Shelves

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Super super super super beautiful [send heart]

14 开 One Year of Life at the Beginning, Cultivation of Immortality Depends Entirely on Licking Blood-Armored Jin GeEastern Fantasy812k WordsCompleted 942Reads6.8Score102Shelves

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"Starting with a one-year lifespan, cultivating immortality depends entirely on licking" is a fantasy online novel written by Xue Jia Jin Ge. The main content is as follows: • Protagonist setting: The protagonist Ye Han travels to the world of cultivating immortals. He only has a lifespan of one year at the beginning and receives a gift that is returned ten thousand times. • Plot trend: In order to survive and cultivate immortality, Ye Han had to embark on the road of "licking people" and giving gifts. By giving away various items, such as top-grade crystals, small flames, ordinary iron swords, etc., He received rewards that were returned ten thousand times. He also obtained precious resources and powerful treasures such as the Yuling Mine Mountain Range, the World-Destroying Emperor Flame, and the Divine Sword Tai'a Sword. In the process, Ye Han met many female characters, such as Jun Mengli, Yu Yueyue, Meng Waner, etc., And had complicated emotional entanglements with them. As the plot develops, Ye Han's strength continues to improve, breaking through step by step from the Qi Refining Stage, experiencing the Foundation Building Stage and other realms, and even fought against the Nascent Soul Stage with the Golden Core. He encountered various challenges and crises on the road to immortality, such as fighting with men in black robes, facing internal disputes within the Silver Moon Sect, etc., But he successfully resolved them all with his own wisdom and systematic help. • Latest plot: As of February 26, 2025, the latest chapter is Chapter 274 "The White Lotus Sect became famous overnight, with amazing talents and stunning talents. The White Lotus Sect will kill those you dare not kill."

15 我 I Worked My Butt Off as a Simp, Only to Become a Scumbag Narcissism AddictUrban496k WordsCompleted 6kReads8.1Score350Shelves

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Do what you do and love what you do. As long as the system recognizes you, I will be like a hot sheep [laughing evilly]

16 从 I Started Becoming a Tycoon by Pocketing Trillions in Simp Money The Moon Is a Giant LightbulbUrban1.9M WordsCompleted 45.4kReads8.2Score4.5kShelves

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Really, read this book. I won't use exaggerated words to describe this book. I can only say that it is highly recommended by middle-aged bookworms.

17 舔 Dog Licking System? at the Beginning, the Female Anchor Crawls and Barks Like a Dog Zhang Arrogantly Showing His Teeth and ClawsUrban157k WordsOngoing 5Reads—Score—Shelves

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This isn't licking, it's the other way around.

18 赠 Ten-Thousandfold Gift Returns: I'm the Number One Simp in the Immortal Realm! Eunuch YuchenEastern Fantasy4.5M WordsOngoing 123kReads8.6Score11.7kShelves

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💥The number one licking dog in the world of immortality! 👉Transmigration to become a Qi-refining rookie, and the alchemy-making furnace is completely fried? Ye Chen opened the door and met a beautiful girl with the face of his first love😍. He wanted to experience the love of cultivating immortals, but found out that his predecessor was actually an unjust licking dog who sent pills every day! 😒Seeing that the female cultivator Bai Yueguang came to show concern again, Ye Chen sneered: Want to have sex for free? There are no doors! Just when he was about to refuse, the system suddenly activated - sending elixirs can actually give back tenfold? 🔥When you become a licking dog and become an uncle, just throw a waste pill at random and your cultivation level will skyrocket? Lin Ke'er was stunned: This pill pattern actually has Taoist charm? ! 🤣An anti-routine cool article is coming! The Immortal Master teaches you how to be a good person online, and the dog-licking script is torn to pieces. See how the loser tramples the goddess under his feet through the system, and counterattacks to become a giant in alchemy✨! Hurry up and unlock the famous scene of "Improper licking of a dog turns out to be a father"👇

19 给 After Being Four Big Shots’ Stand-Ins, I Earn a Billion a Year Rose LordModern Romance1.2M WordsCompleted 18.2kReads9.5Score3kShelves

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She acted as Bai Yueguang's stand-in for four big bosses, and her habit of performing Bai Yueguang out of professionalism made the bosses think she loved them so much that they couldn't help themselves. They also asked her not to have wishful thinking. Who knows? She is just in it for money.

20 怒 I Fawned Over Ten Campus Beauties and Awakened a Tycoon Cashback System Roasted Sweet Potato Dipped in Brown SugarUrban1.7M WordsCompleted 5.6kReads6.7Score386Shelves

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Surreal multi-heroine novel! !

24 神 Godly Return: Technician No. 8 Is Actually Bai Yueguang Bao Sujuan, Who Loves to Eat Intarsia BunsUrban831k WordsCompleted 1.8kReads5.8Score198Shelves

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Definitely meets your requirements.

25 不 No, Why Do I Have to Be a Licking Dog? Fighting with a Sword Without Drinking AlcoholUrban206k WordsCompleted 24Reads—Score—Shelves

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Very good and refreshing article, recommended

26 舔 The Female Partner Who Is a Dog Licker Quits, and the Five Bosses Are Furious Drunk in Chang'anModern Romance265k WordsCompleted 92Reads—Score—Shelves

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Good looking, recommended

28 重 Reborn in 2002: Director, Ready When You Are Urban Desert IslandUrban1.4M WordsCompleted 21.7kReads7.5Score974Shelves

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Very nice and refreshing article, I recommend it.

30 不 He Doesn't Talk About Love, He Only Loves Money, and He Is Number One in the Dog Licking Profession! Young TurtleUrban150k WordsOngoing 28Reads6.3Score—Shelves

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It makes me want to become a professional dog licker.

31 说 He Said That He Would Improve His Cultivation by Being a Licking Dog, but He Didn't Say That He Could Learn the Shura Field. Yuwen DaodaoAncient Romance198k WordsOngoing —Reads5.8Score—Shelves

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Well, I've read the second book before and it was like this

32 花 Spend One, Get a Thousand Back: This Simp System Is Ridiculous A Wave in the MoneyModern Romance1.0M WordsCompleted 6.7kReads8.4Score884Shelves

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This book is really good to read. The male protagonists are more different than the other, but this way the female protagonist doesn't feel guilty for being a scumbag. Once she's full of good feelings, she can get rid of her without any psychological burden. The man will give her a thousand times cash back. It's really exciting. There is no need for after-sales problems when falling in love.

33 职 A Professional Dog Licker Doesn't Talk About Love, and Reba Can't Even Kneel Down and Beg. Secret Love CrimeUrban232k WordsCompleted 10Reads—Score—Shelves

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Then you must have this book! The male protagonist is a professional dog licker! Highly recommended!

34 我 I Won't Lick It Anymore, Why Are You Anxious? Xiao Xiaoxiong11k WordsCompleted 52Reads8.5Score—Shelves

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There are times when a licking dog is chased backwards! ! !

35 校 The School Beauties All Have a System, and I Am Forced to Eat Soft Food. The Thirteenth Master of the Chen FamilyUrban859k WordsCompleted 36.5kReads7.2Score3.6kShelves

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The heroines here are all lickers, which is very interesting.

36 男 The Male Leads Can Read Minds: Remember, I’m a Lovesick Fool Yogurt-Fried WatermelonAncient Romance517k WordsCompleted 18kReads9.4Score4.2kShelves

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—🐶Professional dog licking🐶— 👉🏻"The Male Protagonist"-The Female Protagonist: If everyone is alive and breathing the same sky~then you have a crush on me! Copy and paste ✖️4, send to four~ Others lick dogs one-on-one, she is amazing, she can lick four at the same time~Hahaha~😞Fake, it's all forced by the system... (Hint: sand sculpture, mind reading, able to fight) 👉🏻"Two Years"-The God of Wealth can suddenly read minds? ? He discovered that his usually serious wife was actually a funny woman with a crooked smile at heart! Not only does he mean what he says, but he also cares about his legacy... (Hint: funny and light-hearted, unique painting style, soul-piercing)

38 舔 Three and a Half Years as a Simp, Then the System Told Me I Had the Wrong Target Beauty Zhang SanfengAncient Romance385k WordsCompleted 32.3kReads9.4Score4.1kShelves

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🍊Complies with the requirements, personally tested and can be eaten 🍎Qiao Yin has been Lu Jinzhi's dog licker for three and a half years. In the last month, the system told her that the guide was the wrong one🍐In order to survive, she started to flirt with Xie Yuan, but Xie Yuan's actions made Qiao Yin start to doubt who was attacking whom🍓On the other hand, Lu Jinzhi, who was used to Qiao Yin, began to regret it. The male and female protagonists are so sweet

45 有 Are You Not Satisfied with Having Me as a Licking Dog? QianjiangyueModern Romance311k WordsCompleted 471Reads9.2Score104Shelves

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Highly recommended❤️❤️❤️｜The first one is the best: Xu Zhiyi was tied into the novel world by the dog-licking system on the eve of becoming a movie queen. She dealt with it indifferently and took pleasure in acting. The boss was cold and cold at first, but then he lowered his voice and asked for reconciliation. Xu Zhiyi is busy dealing with a group of suitors such as the gentle actor, the courteous scum prosecutor, and the innocent racing driver. A story about strong women buying stocks. The heroine is good-looking and has good acting skills. Her relationship and career are both parallel. Her career is rising steadily in the entertainment industry. Variety shows and movies are in full bloom. All the members are on their own.

46 我 I Can Become a God Just by Being a Licking Dog Li, Who Has a Breeze on His SleevesModern Romance257k WordsCompleted 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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Wonderful, recommended, highly recommended

47 离 After the Divorce, the Follower in the Beijing Circle Was Frightened by Xiong Jing and Hong Wen Eastern EgretModern Romance238k WordsCompleted 2.4kReads8.4Score305Shelves

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Nice. It's just that there are too few of them. It is recommended to nourish them first.

50 系 System: The Host Is a Succubus, So This Round Is an Easy Win! Dust ChroniclerUrban1.6M WordsCompleted 66.6kReads9.2Score7.2kShelves

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Super super super super super super super super super beautiful! ! !