Three and a Half Years as a Simp, Then the System Told Me I Had the Wrong Target
舔狗三年半，系统说我攻略错对象
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- Completed
- Length
- 386k Words
- Genre
- Ancient Romance
- Subgenre
- Palace & Household Intrigue
- Updated
- 27d ago
- English
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- You Were So Cold When I Pursued You, So Why Are You Crying Now That I'm Getting Married?追你时你高冷，我嫁人了你哭什么Alternate title on Fanqie
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I watched it all in one go, and all I can say is: It's SO LOVE! The male lead is the most perfect male lead I've ever seen! Please update soon!
I really liked it. The female lead genuinely was on a mission during those four years, and she was able to see through someone like Lu Jinzhi and rationally extricate herself. She also remembered that she was a mission taker. The male lead was also good. I really like this kind of story; it's something I've never seen before.
The male lead in this book is totally my type! He's number one, practically perfect! The female lead's feelings aren't quite pure yet! After all, she's just trying to survive with a mission to win him over! Plus, the male lead is handsome, has great family background, is capable, and has high emotional intelligence—anyone would fall for him! I hope they can truly trust each other and understand each other's hearts later on! Still highly recommended! A sweet treat!
The male lead is so gentle, I love him! 😘 I wish I could find someone like that in real life; if not, I'll reward myself by watching "Her Disappearance." The first time I read it, I just thought the male lead was very gentle. But after reading the side stories the author wrote for him, I went back to the earlier chapters and actually had a different feeling than the first time! 😂
Never mind me, it's too good, waaaaaah! I really dislike romance novels; they always seem weird to me. I clicked on this by accident, not intending to read it, but the male lead's personality captivated me. And then I was hooked! It's so good, it's making me cry!
It's really good! The male lead is the best I've ever seen on TV shows like Tomato, and he's so gentle and considerate. The female lead is also great, it's so sweet! ⊙▽⊙
It's so good! I have to give it five stars. The plot is very interesting. The male lead and the second male lead are like stark contrasts – the difference is huge! It seems that gentle and considerate people are definitely more suitable for love and marriage. Although it's too early to say, I still hope Yinbao can be happy. I just love Xie Yu'an so much, he's really great!
Oh my god, I initially started reading this book just because it was melodramatic, but I didn't expect it to be so incredibly sweet! It's like a natural sugar rush, and every couple is so well-developed and their relationships feel so natural and touching. Whether it's the gentle and considerate kind of love or the insecure and restrained kind, I love them all! It's amazing! 😳🥰
Super good!!! Highly recommend! I love Xie Yu'an and Qiao Yin so much, they're such a great couple! 🥰🥰🥰 I've finished reading it, please update! I can't get enough, it's so sweet! I'm also really curious about what kind of story Jiang Yu'an and Qiao Yin had before. [Please update more frequently!] 🥰
I saw the yellowish-brown buttons all at once. The overall framework is old wine in new bottles, but the content is quite novel and interesting: "After all the twists and turns, you are here under the dim lights." May all lovers in the world find their happy ending.