
You Really Think I'm a Simp?
你真当我是舔狗?
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 1.0M Words
- Genre
- Urban
- Subgenre
- Urban High-Concept
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- I Said I'd Be a Simp, So How Did I Become a Player?说好了当舔狗怎么成海王了?Former title · until Oct 2026
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The writing is very good. This book should be read slowly with your mind. There is no vulgar plot. It is definitely an emotional masterpiece. I was wrong, I shouldn't have commented without reading it. . Objectively speaking, the first 40 chapters are really amazing, the plot is exciting, and the interaction between the male and female protagonists is very sweet. . After Chapter 50, the male protagonist is cowardly and sends the girl to take control. In Chapter 75, the system forcibly adds drama. To put it bluntly, it plans to teach you how to play the game. Later, the female police officer started the plot of the King of Soldiers and was extremely embarrassed. . . Didn't see it. . . This is a female channel violation and should not be published on a male channel
The cuckold protagonist, the system puppet, the super poisonous one, there is no one among them. Poisons can be shared together to increase the anti-poison ability.
It's a nonsensical sweet drama, isn't it? Why don't I put on the skin of a licking dog and write a sweet article? Just on my spot 🥰🥰🥰 Chapter 75 is a bit toxic at the beginning, it becomes a compulsory task, next 🥺🥺🥺
The writing is really good. It is a rare masterpiece this year. I like the writing and characters. I thought it was a single heroine when I saw chapter 41. I wanted to abandon the book but I ran to the comment section and read it again. Should I pay attention to the harem later? Then keep reading, there are really too few good harem works.
The characters in No Poisonous Chase are all very well described in every aspect. The plot is also very fast and not confusing. Forget it. The content is too advanced. I can't understand. Dark humor, I know. However, there are still some differences between the topic of the article and the description. I came in to read it because the title of the book was so exciting. But the main character doesn't look very happy. It's very silly to give a girl away. In the early stage, I didn't dare to try any rules of the system. Do we have to wait until Qin appears before we know? What does the writing heroine have to do with the title of the book? I want to write about the harem and give away the daughter. The author's thinking is very clear. But I can't stand it. Either take them all and don't give away the girls. Or just stop describing it so much. This kind of description can easily give readers the impression of autism. When readers look at the title of this book, they think it is a pure novel. As a result, the keyword "Girls and Turtle Men" appeared halfway through. I don't know if other people can watch it. Anyway, I can't stand it. To give it five stars, I couldn't sleep for three days.
A very good book, which profoundly reveals the relationship between men and women, the helplessness of reality, and the power of money. The only shortcoming is that I am not in the group, and I can't get money for this good review 🤮
So far, it seems that the hostess is very brilliant, and the daily life and details are well described. Send a five-star review. The heroine is outstanding. There are indeed many poisonous points in the follow-up, including suspicions of cheating on women. The plot can be set more reasonably and can be avoided. Especially for the songs that are rewarded by the system, in order to let the songs be exposed, the protagonist can set up a new female protagonist who wants to enter the entertainment industry or a outdated female protagonist artist who is in the trough period, instead of pushing the song to a man and letting the man use the protagonist's songs to chase Qin Youwei (this is very poisonous.) There is also Li Weiyang's flash marriage (it is not explained clearly whether the heroine lost her virginity, whether she had any other intimate activities with her ex-husband, or whether the so-called ex-husband was gay in a secret marriage). Of course there are some smaller poisons, so I won't list them all. The plot of Qin Youwei's two male classmates is really jarring, which makes the suspicion of the male protagonist giving away the girl and cheating becomes more prominent. Most people definitely don't like this kind of plot. It would be fine if it was a female alumnus, but the problem is that this is a male alumnus. After reading, there are indeed a lot of poison points, so I will drop one star to four stars. The current reading progress is 62 chapters. Latest additional comments: The first 60 chapters of Xiancao are very playable even on the Qidian Chinese website. They are above the quality level, especially Qin Youwei's character design is very outstanding. But after chapter 60, more and more poisonous points appeared. I couldn't bear it anymore. My blood pressure was high. I kept skipping chapters to see the latest chapters. It was difficult to hold back. I originally wanted to change it to two stars, but after thinking about it, I decided to change it to three stars. These three stars are for my favorite Qin Youwei. Let's go, I really can't bear it anymore. I hope the author will learn from his lesson in the next book and soar to the top. Finally: If someone reads this book review of mine, please leave a message and tell me whether Li Weiyang lost her virginity to another man after her wedding? Heart knot belongs to 🤔🤔🤔
The subject matter is novel and beautiful. Come on and code. You have to work hard when coding. It doesn't matter if you can't code it. Save it and post it. Chapter 51: Persuaded to quit, cuckold
The writing is very good. The more I read it, the more I feel aggrieved. The male protagonist has money and doesn't want to spend it. "The previous customers were also very awesome" You don't think I'm a licker, do you? I'm just a licking dog It looks good, five-star praise, I recommend everyone to read it. It's also possible on female channels, and the author doesn't need to change it to male channels. I just read the article to enjoy it, and the more I read it, the more I felt aggrieved. The author is capable and writes well. 🤮🤦
Before Chapter 70, I read it word for word 70-100 I read sentence by sentence After 100, one eye and ten lines The theme of the conclusion is very good, the early stage is logical and funny, it's great! The thunder broke out too early, the plot in the middle period was messy, the characters appeared too many and were not full, and the urban novel touched on the cultivation of immortality too early. (The system is a tool. It helps the protagonist grow, not the master. This kind of system will be resisted. It can also be the book about immortality. It is very simple, but it takes more writing.) Looking forward to the author's next book. I've read too many books like this, which are novel, but they can't last beyond 300 chapters before they collapse. But it's still worth reading. The previous one is really good. I like it.