
Give Me a Few Spineless Losers, and I Don't Care Whose Lapdog I Am
只要给点窝囊废,当谁舔狗无所谓
- Status
- Completed
- Length
- 752k Words
- Genre
- Modern Romance
- Subgenre
- Youth Sweet Romance
- Updated
- 1y ago
- Source
- Fanqie
Synopsis
Other names
- Are You Crazy? I'm a Lovesick Fool, and You're Calling Me a Heartbreaker?疯了吧,我一个舔狗你说我渣女?Former title · until Oct 2026
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It's super good-looking, but I've seen similar plots of the two characters in it, namely Fu and the man from the entertainment industry, but they are partly similar and partly different, and the other characters are pretty good. The three views are not correct. The three views are not correct. This is not a plot that normal people can come up with... There is no empathy and no morals. There are many people who have distorted the three views in the comment area. It is really a strong bad guide. If you are mentally ill and have no fixed three views, please don't watch it... In this article, a boy talks coquettishly to a girl, and the author explains the word in a positive way in two or three sentences. Some readers actually think so. The word is insulting anyway, and when I saw a female reader quibble that it was a joke, well, she shocked my mind. All in all, there are many flaws. Although the writing of this book is good, the three views and words have a strong tendency to mislead and lead to bad things. It is quite poisonous, so please be careful...
I like it so much 😢😢😢😢 The heroine who just loves to make money and has a stupid brain is updating a lot so slowly. Please keep updating, okay? 🥺 🥺 🥺 The more you look at the back, the more masculine it becomes. [What] should I change it to a male video?
The heroine only likes money, works all over the world, fights for college, pays off all debts, and flies away The heroine is powerful, beautiful, has a high EQ, high IQ, is seductive and sober, and kills both men and women (called insight into people's hearts) 1. The school professional licks the dog, and if he doesn't, the dog will go crazy. 2. A fake wife hired by a rich and powerful professor to pick up the children and take care of them for a day on weekends. Fake mother, the child doesn't know 3. Part-time job at night to massage the legs of a sick, grumpy, lame monitoring young master 3. Fake fans hired by the singer himself 4. A CEO with all the advantages and an unknown fetish queen executor 5. Qinggui school bastard × 2 professional dog-licking brothers 6. I asked for the contact information of a male college student for a rich woman, but she fell in love with her at first sight. After that, I lost my mind looking for her and finally met her. Each character has a distinct personality, the plot is rich, the logic is clear, and it is beautiful to watch. Although I know that robbing is not good, I just can't help it anymore and want to attack the author of robbing today. Author, can you please take out all the manuscripts? [Love]
The missing piece is that there are many and dense memes, very funny but at the same time very deliberate. I find this is a common problem among authors who write about the heroine going crazy. Sometimes it's a bit inexplicable, but overall I'm still satisfied. Keep up the good work!
It's very interesting to watch, the heroine is very capable, the plot and writing are all online, and the sense of pull is great. I hope that the heroine is free, and friendship is much better than love. Even if there is cp in the end, I hope that the hero can respect the heroine. The heroine likes money, but she has no sense of security. That is, they are together in the end. Then the hero earns more money to give to the heroine. Even if the heroine doesn't like the hero, she will pretend for money. Of course, the heroine is voluntary, I hope Don't let the plot collapse after that. I like the current heroine's character very much, and everything is in her hands. I don't like the heroine to become a love brain, or to wrong herself for the sake of the hero later. Qin Yan is free, and she is also confident. This kind of novel is either no cp or np, but the most important thing is that Qin Yan is willing to do whatever she likes. Finally, the female protagonist is watchable, except for a few chapters, everything else is good
Not bad. The heroine's flirty H-mouth always reminds me of some real men...
Ahhhh, who knows! I read this novel and used the words to seduce the older brother to seduce a younger brother!!! The voice is always nice, completely in line with my impression of Big Brother [Please update][Like this post][Like this post]
It's actually very nice! The female protagonist is sober, beautiful and independent. Although she is beautiful, she does not have a superior mentality of "the whole world must love me". She has routines and is very scheming. Her interactions with the male characters are also quite interesting. But there are some points that I find confusing, that is, the heroine is a bit too perfect. According to the current background, the heroine is just an orphan with debt, but she can play the piano (shown in one chapter for Huanhuan to play the piano) and drag racing (show off her driving skills with Ye Zi), including mahjong, professional massage, etc. Some big and small life skills can be regarded as self-taught, but it is really difficult to explain how she can do it as a high school student. The fact that the heroine is outstanding among so many outstanding people shows that the heroine is not an ordinary person, so I wonder if the heroine is not actually a human being... She is a "spirit" that can help everyone realize their wishes.
I gave up halfway through reading it. The plot is fun and the heroine is humorous. The story about playing with men is also well written. But there are some jokes and vocabulary that are not suitable for use in female videos. It has a male flavor, so people who don't recommend it can still watch it.
This book is really one of the most beautiful books of the same genre that I have ever read. The heroine I read before was very humble and licked the hero. Although I knew it was for money, I was really angry when I read it. But this book is very enjoyable from beginning to end. When I saw the heroine and Lin together, I felt empty. I felt that the heroine was different from before. After reading it, I still thought too much. The heroine is still as bad as before 😎 I feel that the character of the heroine is the kind of person who "seems passionate but is the most ruthless". The heroine is very charming and very good at flirting. She laughs the whole time while reading. The heroine is also full of character, very independent and does not want others to interfere in her affairs. As long as she goes there, others will be her foil. I really like the heroine 💕 💕 The heroine can stay for others, but she will only stay for a while, not forever! After reading it, I only remembered the heroine's name, and the others could only remember their last names. This book is very, very beautiful, the characters are full of characters, and the author's writing style is also very good. I highly recommend [Flowing Kisses][Flowing Kisses]