Wait, Why Do I Have to Be a Simp?

Name: Wait, Why Do I Have to Be a Simp?
Author: Sword in Hand, No Wine

不是，我为啥非要当舔狗啊

by Sword in Hand, No Wine (仗剑不喝酒)

Status: Completed
Length: 206k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 4mo ago
Source: Fanqie

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Synopsis

[System + Rebirth + Female CEO]

After transmigrating and being reborn, he discovers he has only ten days left to live!

Bound to the [Simp System], he has to be a simp or die?!

Qin Mu is furious. “Why do I have to be a simp?!”

[Ding! Send your daily good-morning message: +1 day of life!]

[Ding! Buy breakfast for a client: Reward, Basic Combat Skills!]

[Ding! Client's favorability increases: Reward, Basic Piano Skills!]

Other people go broke being simps. Qin Mu gains more years of life and becomes a jack of all trades!

When faced with Xia Ying, the gold-digging ex-girlfriend who drained him in his past life, Qin Mu blocks her without hesitation!

“Sorry, the System has decided you're not qualified to be my client!”

Then he turns his attention to an impoverished campus belle with S-rank charm, a cool and elegant heiress newly returned from abroad, a sophisticated older woman, and more...

Qin Mu becomes a ruthless master of time management, grinding for more life like crazy!

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