Any Novels About Professional Simps? Not Actually Simping, Just Doing It as a Job 有没有舔狗的小说？把舔狗当成职业的，不是真的舔

51 舔 Hated by Everyone for Being a Simp? The Simp Self-Rescue System Is Here! 舔狗万人嫌？舔狗自救系统上线啦 Yu, Who Can't Write不会写文的羽Urban52k WordsOngoing The outrageous “pro gamer” moves Hu Yu pulls after awakening the Simp Self-Rescue System. The men and women you call your dreamboat or dream girl are simps around other people too. What’s a simp to do? 2Reads—Score—Shelves

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This book is unbeatable! The goddess that the simp is fawning over is someone else's simp, the protagonist's stupid behavior is hilarious, and the best part is that the intimate interactions between the protagonist and different girls are written so realistically and vividly, it feels like I'm doing those things myself. It was so satisfying to read! 🥰

52 我 I Can Become a God by Being a Simp 我靠当舔狗，就能成神 Li with Empty Sleeves两袖清风的李Modern Romance257k WordsCompleted Ordinary high school student Li Riping was poor and introverted, and could only quietly watch over his beloved school beauty, Wu Wenjun, from afar. His pathetic devotion earned him the schoolwide nickname “simp.” Then, by chance, he binds to the True-Hearted Guardian System, and his life is completely turned around. With the System’s help, he unlocks skills one after another, including enhanced physical abilities, expert combat skills, and business savvy. Li Riping is no longer a coward. He step —Reads—Score—Shelves

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Excellent, highly recommended, strongly recommended

53 被 The System Forced Me to Become a Simp, Now I’m Invincible 被系统逼成舔狗，我无敌了 Ordinary Curator平凡的馆长Urban217k WordsCompleted After a gold-digging streamer swindles him out of his entire fortune, Gu Cheng jumps to his death, only to be reborn before the tragedy takes place. Just as he prepares to take revenge and make the scumbags pay, he’s forcibly bound to the [Strongest Simp System]! [Ding! Tip your enemy, the streamer, and receive a ten-thousandfold rebate and future technology!] Spending money on his past-life enemy feels worse than killing him! Tip her 200,000 yuan and get 2 billion yuan in cash plus [Controlled 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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Yes, at the beginning, the male protagonist originally wanted to take revenge and punish the scumbags, but he was forced to become a sycophant by the system. He originally wanted to deal with the system first, but the system dealt with him first.

54 当 Being a Simp Is the Job, So Why Are You Getting Carried Away? 当舔狗是任务，你咋还上头了？ Wang Baoshi王宝石Urban318k WordsCompleted Also known as Who’s the One Doing the Sucking?; I May Be Required to Suck Up to You, but My Feelings for All of You Are Real!; and The System Was Supposed to Make Me a Simp, So Why Am I Turning into a Player? Zhang Yuan was such a dedicated simp that the System chose him. As it bound him to a series of girls, he discovered that his System was also a “man-hating” System: betray him, and it takes everything back. At least he can spend his money without a worry! 57Reads6.5Score—Shelves

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A new book is available; check it out if you're looking for something to read.

55 史 The Greatest Simp in History 史上最强舔狗王 Everything Becomes a Memory一切成忆Eastern Fantasy228k WordsCompleted Good news: Shen Tianya is about to enjoy a night of passion. Bad news: Shen Tianya has transmigrated! Shen Tianya flew into a rage at the old man. “Three years! He waited three years for this chance. Do you know what I've been through these past three years?” “Both my hands are covered in calluses. After three years of perseverance, I was finally about to succeed, and you made me transmigrate at the crucial moment!” Boom! A thunderclap split the clear sky. Shen Tianya was so startled that his he 91Reads—Score—Shelves

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These three simp novels are pretty good, you can read them.

56 我 Those Years I Spent as a Simp, Earning Over a Hundred Thousand a Month 我当舔狗的那些年，月入过十万 Daylight Flies By飞光昼短8k WordsCompleted Those Years I Spent as a Simp: Earning Over 100,000 a Month —Reads—Score—Shelves

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The female lead dutifully acts as a devoted admirer, curing her "white moonlight" (ideal lover)'s illness while simultaneously earning her first pot of gold for starting a business. Once she's made enough money, she decisively runs away, leaving her beautiful "white moonlight" brother to watch as the rich second-generation heir cries and begs for her return.

57 职 I Flirted with a Yandere as a Professional Bootlicker, and Now I'm Paying for It 职业舔狗撩到病娇，我遭老罪了 Ba Ba Liu Shi Si八八六十斯Urban445k WordsCompleted The regretful chase + Sweet and angsty + Succubus + Everyday life + Yandere + Faked-death love triangle Su Junmo only wanted to make a little money. He never expected to get mixed up with a whole crowd of yanderes. To win back his freedom, he had no choice but to fake his death and disappear. Before leaving, he wrote each of them a letter: I'm sorry I can't stay with you to the end. I hope you can live well without me... Then they soon realized something was wrong... 2.8kReads7.8Score321Shelves

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Everyone in the company thought Lin Qian was trying to curry favor with Pei Linan in order to climb the social ladder, but they eventually discovered that they had misunderstood Lin Qian. Currying favor with Pei Linan was just her job, and she would run away as soon as she finished her task!

61 系 The System Wants Me to Be a Simp, but I Become a God by Loving Myself 系统让我当舔狗，我却自舔成神 Mu Mu Xinnan木木辛南Urban287k WordsOngoing A steady pace, no loser protagonist, no simping, little posturing or face-slapping, and a protagonist who can think. Fang Zheng transmigrates into a parallel world, taking over the body of a fellow named Fang Zheng who used to simp for women. He also awakens a Simp System. Faced with the System's tasks, Fang Zheng says he'll spend the money and get things done. But become a simp? Sorry, that's never going to happen! And so, he gets everything he could want for himself... 19Reads—Score—Shelves

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We were never meant to be, yet I went to see you spend money!! A sucker, everyone knows she's the school bully's number one sucker, but one day, she stopped? The school bully: Your sweet talk is fake. Her: That's my professional ethics!! Once the transfers stop, the feelings are gone. Get out of the way, I have other work to do.

62 韩 K-Drama: I’m Only Twenty Women Away from the Movie Emperor 韩漫：我和影帝只差二十个女人 Deep-Fried Little Cucumber油炸小黄瓜Anime Fanfiction125k WordsOngoing My new story is out! You can head over to Tomato Novel to read it. I hope you enjoy it. Your support motivates me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well! —Reads—Score—Shelves

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These are the only two books I recommend, books I've read for over 3000 years. They're truly excellent books that you can read all night long. If you don't like them, you can throw things at me. [Sparrow's Delight] is a masterpiece.

64 灾 Cataclysm: Invest in Goddesses for Ten Thousandfold Returns 灾变：投资女神，万倍暴击 Little Yellow Wolf2000小黄狼2000Urban265k WordsOngoing Wasteland powers + System rewards for gifts + easy, satisfying read + many goddesses Thirty-one years after the Falling Star Cataclysm, mutated beasts run rampant and humanity has retreated to fortified cities. Potions, source crystals, and the chance to evolve determine everyone's fate. Lin Fan transmigrates into the lowest-ranking pharmacist at Gray Bay Supply Station. If he fails his mission, he'll be sent into the wasteland to die. To make matters worse, his predecessor was a hopeless simp w 1.3kReads—Score186Shelves

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This one is worth reading.

65 我 I’m a Professional Simp. If You Want Romance, It’ll Cost Extra 我可是职业舔狗，想谈感情要加钱 Ye Zhian夜知安Urban53k WordsCompleted (Love triangle drama + making the women pursue him + no System + not reborn + no angst) “Good apprentice, you’ve surpassed your master. You’re ready to graduate.” “Master, does that mean I’m a professional simp now? Can I go earn money?” “What do you mean, ‘simp’? That sounds awful! We call it providing emotional value. Recite the rules of simping again.” “Rule one: Never develop feelings for any client.” “Rule two: While the contract is active, the client is always right. Providing emotional va 1Reads—Score—Shelves

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This is well-written; you can take a look.