Cultivating Immortality for Eternal Life: This Old Fox Is Absurdly Cautious

Name: Cultivating Immortality for Eternal Life: This Old Fox Is Absurdly Cautious
Author: Planting Stars in the Ruins

长生修仙，这个老六苟得离谱

by Planting Stars in the Ruins (在废墟种星星)

Status: Ongoing
Length: 30k Words
Genre: Eastern Fantasy
Subgenre: Fantasy High-Concept
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[Comedy] + [Proficiency Panel] + [Supreme Old Six] + [Invincible Power Fantasy] After transmigrating into the brutal world of immortal cultivation, Lu Wuyou awakened a [Proficiency Panel]. With enough repetition, he could grind any basic spell to max level. To stay alive, Lu Wuyou decided to keep his head down on Wangyou Peak and never leave the mountain, no matter what. Master: “Wuyou, I’ve taken in a junior sister for you.” Lu Wuyou: “Wait a moment, Master. To make sure she isn’t a painted-skin demon trying to possess someone, please tell me when you’ll repay the spirit stones you borrowed from me last month. Then soak both hands in demon-purging solution for the time it takes an incense stick to burn.” Junior Brother: “Senior Brother! She dares to break off the engagement! Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river...” Lu Wuyou slapped a silencing talisman over his junior brother’s mouth. “Quiet! Do you want to get our whole sect wiped out by a Nascent Soul monster? Sign this ‘Voluntary Engagement Cancellation and Promise Not to Seek Revenge’ first!” On a dark and windy night, just to nip trouble in the bud, Lu Wuyou controlled three thousand wooden spirit doubles to feed the young lady who had broken off the engagement a “Memory-Wiping Pill,” then casually reduced every passing monster to ashes. Looking at the white ash scattered across the ground, Lu Wuyou sighed. “The world of immortal cultivation is too dangerous. Only by reducing every potential threat to ashes can I get even a little decent sleep.”

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